I did the worst thing I could have possibly done yesterday

**bknoob** · 06-08-2006, 09:07 AM

what did you do?

**Fetish Gimp** · 06-08-2006, 09:09 AM

I watch "Peep Show" too. "I did a bad thing...."

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by bknoob

what did you do?

Im not telling - its even too fucked up for here.

**Tim** · 06-08-2006, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Fetish Gimp

I watch "Peep Show" too.

I love that show. Hopefully the rumours of a fourth series are true

**Shok** · 06-08-2006, 09:12 AM

Did you have a big fat girl take a dump on your carpet.
Then take the dump and put it in your freezer until it was frozen solid.

Then stick the frozen turd up your own ass and re-shit it as it warmed so you could experience her shit for yourself?

It happens sometimes

**Sexsitesurfer** · 06-08-2006, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

I woke up this afternoon and laughed - "for a minute there I thought I had........"
"Oh my fucking god - I did"

You wet the bed?

**RuthB** · 06-08-2006, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Im not telling - its even too fucked up for here.

hmm.. so why did you post this thread in the first place then?

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Shok

Did you have a big fat girl take a dump on your carpet.
Then take the dump and put it in your freezer until it was frozen solid.

Then stick the frozen turd up your own ass and re-shit it as it warmed so you could experience her shit for yourself?

It happens sometimes

Worse than even that.

Although that is pretty warped.

**Murderous** · 06-08-2006, 09:14 AM

I thought I saw you hanging out in the parking lot of the Golden Oaks Manor yesterday. She may have been VERY old, but she wasn't bad... for her age.

**ne0** · 06-08-2006, 09:16 AM

he lost his anal virginity

**pornguy** · 06-08-2006, 09:17 AM

he got married. Or had gay anal sex for the first time. One or the other.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by WEGRuth

hmm.. so why did you post this thread in the first place then?

I need to share - and I cant really phone my granny and tell her that I ......

Damn - you nearly got me.

**L-Pink** · 06-08-2006, 09:20 AM

You rimmed an intravenous drug user from Haiti?

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

You rimmed an intravenous drug user from Haiti?

I wish......

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:25 AM

Oh christ - Im going to spill - but please remember that I had a really bad day and I was very drunk.

I hit on my str8 step brother.

Oh god, it sounds even worse saying it out loud. I think I will just curl up in a ball and die.

**G-Rotica** · 06-08-2006, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Oh christ - Im going to spill - but please remember that I had a really bad day and I was very drunk.

I hit on my str8 step brother.

Oh god, it sounds even worse saying it out loud. I think I will just curl up in a ball and die.

Dude, wtf?

**AntiDrama** · 06-08-2006, 09:31 AM

u sick fuck...

**Mr. Romance** · 06-08-2006, 09:31 AM

Okay...

Mr. Romance

**L-Pink** · 06-08-2006, 09:32 AM

How did it taste? You sick fuck!

**Shok** · 06-08-2006, 09:32 AM

I like the re-shitting story better

k

**SweetJeanette** · 06-08-2006, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Oh christ - Im going to spill - but please remember that I had a really bad day and I was very drunk.

I hit on my str8 step brother.

Oh god, it sounds even worse saying it out loud. I think I will just curl up in a ball and die.

I knew it had something to do with a bro/sis....at least it was your step and not blood...it could always be worse. Lol

Did he go for it? LOL

**The Duck** · 06-08-2006, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by Shok

Did you have a big fat girl take a dump on your carpet.
Then take the dump and put it in your freezer until it was frozen solid.

Then stick the frozen turd up your own ass and re-shit it as it warmed so you could experience her shit for yourself?

It happens sometimes

I love how you described that. Paints a nice warm and fuzzy picture in my head.

However, wouldnt you freeze the inside of your ass?

**bknoob** · 06-08-2006, 09:34 AM

wait so you are gay, was drunk and hit on a non blood relative whom you met recently. Not too bad but it must have been really embarassing.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:35 AM

I probably should mention at this point that he is 38 and we didnt meet until 4 years ago.

**Shok** · 06-08-2006, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by kandah

I love how you described that. Paints a nice warm and fuzzy picture in my head.

However, wouldnt you freeze the inside of your ass?

No, the anal warmth quickly gets the frozen shit to body tempature.

Then it can properly be re-shitted

**fuzebox** · 06-08-2006, 09:38 AM

Wait, so um... Are you gay normally?

**MickeyG** · 06-08-2006, 09:39 AM

atleast your finally out of the closet

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by fuzebox

Wait, so um... Are you gay normally?

lol - yes - thats not really the issue.

**testpie** · 06-08-2006, 09:42 AM

So is that semi-incest or semi-cest, or...

**fuzebox** · 06-08-2006, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

lol - yes - thats not really the issue.

Well it does clarify things.

I mean if you were straight and hitting on your stepbrother now that would be really weird.

**L-Pink** · 06-08-2006, 09:45 AM

WAIT A MINUTE:

You should have made it clear you were a butt-bandit ... That would have changed everything ...

**polish_aristocrat** · 06-08-2006, 09:45 AM

you got assfucked by a black male hooker without a condom?

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

WAIT A MINUTE:

You should have made it clear you were a butt-bandit ... That would have changed everything ...

I thought it was common knowledge.

Im not sure how it changes things on the "Oh shit" scale anyway.

**ne0** · 06-08-2006, 09:56 AM

so spill it mofo.

**xanatos** · 06-08-2006, 10:00 AM

Boring!!!

**xanatos** · 06-08-2006, 10:00 AM

Boring!!!

**CaptainHowdy** · 06-08-2006, 10:06 AM

"Butt-bandit" LOLOL!, WTF!, that's nasty!... but i understand

!

**ContentSHOOTER** · 06-08-2006, 10:08 AM

I think what you do in your private life is simply that PRIVATE, but to tell everyone on his board well that is another story... I may have thought twice about that. Hell of a way to come out of the closet and in to the frying pan

**Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 06-08-2006, 10:09 AM

**ne0** · 06-08-2006, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by ContentSHOOTER

I think what you do in your private life is simply that PRIVATE, but to tell everyone on his board well that is another story... I may have thought twice about that. Hell of a way to come out of the closet and in to the frying pan

agreed with your point,
but he just made us curious

**Damian_Maxcash** · 06-08-2006, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by ContentSHOOTER

I think what you do in your private life is simply that PRIVATE, but to tell everyone on his board well that is another story... I may have thought twice about that. Hell of a way to come out of the closet and in to the frying pan

I came out of the closet about 20 years ago.

I think people are missing the big picture - the fact that he is male isnt really the problem!

**Murderous** · 06-08-2006, 10:15 AM

Your gay? you sick bastard.

**Matiz** · 06-08-2006, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Oh christ - Im going to spill - but please remember that I had a really bad day and I was very drunk.

I hit on my str8 step brother.

Oh god, it sounds even worse saying it out loud. I think I will just curl up in a ball and die.

As you were drunk it's no biggie

**gimo33** · 06-08-2006, 10:23 AM

eewwwww... pls define step brother.. son of dad/mom with new husband/wife? or son of your dad/mom's new husband/wife? if your blood relatives its not ok! if not, i guess it's ok.

**mardigras** · 06-08-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

the fact that he is male isnt really the problem!

Unless he totally freaked out what is the problem? At the appropriate time apologize for your drunken behavior if you feel you should.

Or was he interested back? Now that could be a problem, depends on your family

**mardigras** · 06-08-2006, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by gimo33

eewwwww... pls define step brother.. son of dad/mom with new husband/wife? or son of your dad/mom's new husband/wife? if your blood relatives its not ok! if not, i guess it's ok.

A stepbrother is a sibling not blood related.
A sibling with one parent in common would have been referred to as a half-brother

**adonthenet** · 06-08-2006, 10:39 AM

damn shit dude

**gooddomains** · 06-08-2006, 10:42 AM

sig spot reserved

**AZRG** · 06-08-2006, 02:12 PM

ouch. i wouldnt share that kind of personal info on here...

I did the worst thing I could have possibly done yesterday

I did the worst thing I could have possibly done yesterday

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