LMAO fucking models and their "managers".

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    LMAO fucking models and their "managers".

    Jesus fucking Christ.



    I hit this little dancer up at a bar recently r.e. her doing some modelling. She gave me this fucking email: [email protected] which apparently is her "manager". He's also her husband.

    Heres the site: http://www.josephsilverstone.com




    I particularly like this:

    Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Joseph Silverstone. I am a performer myself. When this book hits the streets, the big name entertainers who have great influential power will most likely have me exiled. Not really, but they won't like the fact that with this system, I have successfully leveled the marketing playing field. After applying this program, you will be able to compete with the biggest names in show business!


    Whatcha wanna bet he wants a grand an hour or some shit for her to shoot?
  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #2
    Oh I forgot, this genius is also apparently the DJ at the titty bar.

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    • Enema
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 599

      #3
      I'll order a dozen!

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      • ElvisManson
        Looking California
        • Feb 2001
        • 5476

        #4
        I'm suprised the "Marketing Secrets Revealed" books are not the 90's animated .gifs....lol

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        • Gentle_Ben
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2005
          • 733

          #5
          is the girl so hot shes worth the trouble of dealing with that monkey?
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          • jimthefiend
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 18889

            #6
            Originally posted by Gentle_Ben
            is the girl so hot shes worth the trouble of dealing with that monkey?


            No way, no how. I'm not even gonna bother emailing him. I'm just GLAD as hell I checked that site first.


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            • Web Lass
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2005
              • 609

              #7
              I think you should email to at least ask the price. Might be worth a laugh.
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              • Wizzo
                2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                • Nov 2000
                • 15224

                #8
                I won't ever deal with "managers", because I find they just like to get in the way and monkey fuck stuff up...
                Looking for Opportunity!

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                • jimthefiend
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18889

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wizzo
                  I won't ever deal with "managers", because I find they just like to get in the way and monkey fuck stuff up...


                  I agree. "Managers" are just wanna be pimps who don't have the fucking sense to market the broad themselves. They always want exorbitant amounts of money and act like they are fucking experts.

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                  • HizAzPhun
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Web Lass
                    I think you should email to at least ask the price. Might be worth a laugh.
                    I agree, now I'm curious!
                    see sig.

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                    • jimthefiend
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 18889

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Web Lass
                      I think you should email to at least ask the price. Might be worth a laugh.
                      hehehe good point, I may.

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                      • pornguy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62912

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jimthefiend
                        I agree. "Managers" are just wanna be pimps who don't have the fucking sense to market the broad themselves. They always want exorbitant amounts of money and act like they are fucking experts.
                        Had that happen one time. On the second and last time I ever allowed a " MANAGER" to show, the guy was actually pretty cool.. Told me that he had seen a lot of the shots of the girl, and that she photographed better from one side than the other, and then sat his ass down, and never moved, or said another word. thanked us when we were done, and offered to take us to dinner.
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                        • Kato_Kaelin
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 17

                          #13
                          Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Joseph Silverstone. I am a performer myself. When this book hits the streets, the big name entertainers who have great influential power will most likely have me exiled. Not really, but they won't like the fact that with this system, I have successfully leveled the marketing playing field. After applying this program, you will be able to compete with the biggest names in show business!
                          This sounds remarkably like KFizzle!

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                          • -SECCO-
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 1145

                            #14
                            "Make A Fortune As A Magician"

                            wicked
                            what?

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                            • rowan
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 17393

                              #15
                              Rule of thumb: if a marketing site has highlighted yellow sentences it's probably BS

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