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woj · 06-12-2006, 05:24 PM

200...........

Wrufian · 06-12-2006, 09:54 PM

Nah. I ain't no anal nothing dude.

Just pointing out that his game(or lack thereof) is weak.

Being an internet mack is no big feat. Even ugly people get laid on the internet and unlike this anal hobbit character, they don't even have to prey on the young and drunk.

Quagmire · 06-13-2006, 04:42 PM

So wrong, and yet so related.

http://590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?id=52588

candyflip · 06-20-2006, 10:47 AM

Perfection Jeff can vouch for this working 100%.

boneprone · 06-20-2006, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

So wrong, and yet so related.

http://590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?id=52588

How so????????? I think you posted the wrong link.

Juicy D. Links · 06-23-2006, 09:03 PM

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

Anal Hobbit · 08-10-2006, 09:06 PM

Just got back from Vacation..

Any stories??

Any thanks???

Anal Hobbit · 08-10-2006, 10:10 PM

Anyone???

KRL · 08-10-2006, 10:12 PM

Older women 30 and up are better.

godisdead · 08-11-2006, 07:31 AM

LOL!!!!

Oh my god! Anal Hobbit, you're a funny guy.

If you actually do any of this crap, you will see the results of your stupidity.

But please keep posting your tips. They are really brilliant. Ever thought about doing standup comedy?

Juicy D. Links · 09-25-2006, 06:51 PM

lololololololololololol

Elle Sommers · 09-25-2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Check out this whore...

http://www.myspace.com/krys_tie

Im talking better than her even.. 18 years old.

She photoshops all of her pics, she's probably a dog in real life.

I have hot friends, they use myspace to get guys to buy them alcohol too... but they don't hook up with them, they just talk shit about the old guy who wants to party with them and how lame he is. Maybe its just because they're not whores.

Not saying anything bad about you Anal Hobbit, I don't know you, whatcha look like, how old you are, etc. Just sayin' in general it seems like the guys that do this are looked at as losers.

boneprone · 09-25-2006, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

She photoshops all of her pics, she's probably a dog in real life.

I have hot friends, they use myspace to get guys to buy them alcohol too... but they don't hook up with them, they just talk shit about the old guy who wants to party with them and how lame he is. Maybe its just because they're not whores.

Not saying anything bad about you Anal Hobbit, I don't know you, whatcha look like, how old you are, etc. Just sayin' in general it seems like the guys that do this are looked at as losers.

Hey you..

Wanna buy me some alcohol???

Hit me up on myspace baby!

OG LennyT · 09-25-2006, 08:01 PM

How are the bets going tonight Boneprone?

...ahem, I mean Anal Hobit

Charlie_RedHotBucks · 09-25-2006, 08:12 PM

ok after readin gthis your about 2 strokes away from rape... i don't agree with any of this you say.. am i pornographer yes.. do i scare young girls for life no.. IMo what your doing is pretty sleazy...

bonkerz2007 · 09-25-2006, 11:19 PM

wow that was the best shit i've read in a long time. good arguements on both sides.

It's as simple as this....

The media is telling your little girls to be whores and Hobbit is reaping the benefits. The only thing you can do is try to raise them to know better.

For all the webmasters that think what he is doing is worse than what you're doing .... DENIAL. Whether you only do tech support, billing, web design or you're actually in the video, one way or another you're supporting Hobbit. The only difference is that Hobbit is an asshole about it and most webmasters (including myself) pretend that as long as you act professional everything is on the up and up and no one gets hurt.

Either find another industry or deal with the reality. Even Jackie Chan did porn.

Anal Hobbit · 12-29-2006, 10:18 PM

myspace is sooooo addictive...

Ive got soooooo much ass....

HostGladiator · 12-30-2006, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonkerz2007

wow that was the best shit i've read in a long time. good arguements on both sides.

It's as simple as this....

The media is telling your little girls to be whores and Hobbit is reaping the benefits. The only thing you can do is try to raise them to know better.

For all the webmasters that think what he is doing is worse than what you're doing .... DENIAL. Whether you only do tech support, billing, web design or you're actually in the video, one way or another you're supporting Hobbit. The only difference is that Hobbit is an asshole about it and most webmasters (including myself) pretend that as long as you act professional everything is on the up and up and no one gets hurt.

Either find another industry or deal with the reality. Even Jackie Chan did porn.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 12-30-2006, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

myspace is sooooo addictive...

Ive got soooooo much ass....

Lets see your profile

starpimps · 12-30-2006, 03:34 AM

i like my women like i like my wine...aged

Pimpin_J · 12-30-2006, 03:52 AM

Anal Hobbit for president

Your tips crack me up haha keep em coming!

maxcarter101 · 12-30-2006, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

myspace is sooooo addictive...

Ive got soooooo much ass....

Yeah which is why you post about it all the time on here, you're full of shit, that much is obvious. Attention seeking clown.

boneprone · 12-31-2006, 01:43 AM

great tip!

netPH · 12-31-2006, 03:08 AM

yeah, this thread is just annoying to business people here trying to make bucks.

Yeah, close this thread!

Anal Hobbit · 12-31-2006, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SgtStrider

ok this is a sick ass thread. if you need to find girls 18 to 20 on myspace you ve got some issues. and whats wrong with girls your age? do they know your trickery and dont play your game?

Well lets face it. These gals love ta fuck!

AdPatron · 12-31-2006, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Well lets face it. These gals love ta fuck!

I posted a classified ad that I was looking for a model for my band's poster. At least 100+ messaged me in less than a day.

Anal Hobbit · 12-31-2006, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

I posted a classified ad that I was looking for a model for my band's poster. At least 100+ messaged me in less than a day.

Yep!!

And I bet out of that, if you wanted, you could get laid or blown for at least a week from that one post.......

Lets face it.. Its a fucking gold mine.

There is no excuse for man not to be able to fuck fine ass..

Stick with me people.. I will show you the light.

Vince Russo · 12-31-2006, 09:42 AM

So wrong.. Yet sooo right.....

I love these tips... You are GFY Hall Of Fame Material...

Vince Russo · 12-31-2006, 10:00 AM

You know that this is an old trick from the days of College guys hanging out at 7-11's to meet high school gals and get them to come to their parties..

Ahhh to be young again.. Seems like yesterday...

djroof · 12-31-2006, 10:01 AM

I cant understand.....

Bigfuck · 12-31-2006, 10:07 AM

Next year I have to try some of your advice

ToplistBlog_Com · 12-31-2006, 10:14 AM

Really anna.... where it is ???? when u ll fuck them all...

tell me clearly man...

Pimpin_J · 12-31-2006, 10:29 AM

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Bigfuck · 12-31-2006, 11:13 AM

Dear anal hobbit a lot of girls complain that my cock is to big what should I do?
it is very frustrating after all the work I do to get them in the bedroom
the reaction is "you are never going to put THAT THING in me!" and then they run out of the door
please advice me

ePorn · 12-31-2006, 11:30 AM

C'mon people, it's not like Hobbit is re-inventing the wheel. He just has the nerve to publicly stand behind it and get EXACTLY what he wants; Your public outcry OR support! He's playing the propaganda wheel near perfection, at least in the circles of GFY. Yet, you guys, opposed or not, follow every single post in this thread. No, i am no different - i read it, too.
Hobbit is dead funny, so what if he got laid, so what if his tactics are questionable?! IF any chic that he [supposedly] fucked would have had regrets the next day, he'd sure face some rape charge(s) at some point in time, especially since he claims high "nail numbers". Since this doesn't seem to have happened, yet, i am guessing that most girls have been "o.k" with what went down and some others may be quiet in shame. Whichever it may be, unless he gets his head bashed in by a disgruntled father or catches some STD, he will most likely continue. More power to him, if that's area of choice, others "hunt" for prey in the bars, he hunts online. In the end, both species of hunters are somewhat equal, his is just the cheaper method. The alcohol part is the most questionable of all his approaches, since it's truly illegal, whether he's asked to provide or not doesn't matter, the simple fact that he does provide is illegal. Other than that, if an 18 yr old wants to ride him, nothing illegal there.
So, point in case, he's ok with what he's doing, many follow him and others are purely disgusted. I for one, give him props to stand up and speak out, but on the other hand, just speaking for myself, i am happier to take on a challenge in the "real" field, not online, the accomplishment feels greater.

jo3 · 01-01-2007, 03:31 PM

hot tip to land you in jail and feel like a predator! fuckin' a!

Anal Hobbit · 01-09-2007, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jo3

hot tip to land you in jail and feel like a predator! fuckin' a!

Im still here bitch..

Im a fucking pimp nigga...

ADL Colin · 03-13-2007, 04:29 PM

Absolute Classic

Kard63 · 03-13-2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Yes..

And they all want to be like Paris Hilton.

Its so fucking crazy.

They all doll up, look super hot, live with their parents, find some friends house, have a party..

You show up with Kegs, and tons of Alcohol, and you are king.

I even bring a buddy.

We've gotten sooo much ass.

It should be illegal.

It is illegal. You are supplying booz to people under 21.

CaptainHowdy · 03-13-2007, 05:53 PM

I love you Anal Hobbit !!

Bollocks · 07-06-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Yep!!

And I bet out of that, if you wanted, you could get laid or blown for at least a week from that one post.......

Lets face it.. Its a fucking gold mine.

There is no excuse for man not to be able to fuck fine ass..

Stick with me people.. I will show you the light.

Yep I'm with you Hobbit, fuck all these fucktard so called webmasters, they have no probs posting 18yr old gals on their sites, whats the problem with drunken censensual sex?
These bitches love it, go for it man!

VexXxed · 07-06-2007, 06:37 PM

Anal Hobbit = Perverted-Justice (Dateline) Recruiter.

Without Anal Hobbits, job security would falter.

HouseHead · 07-06-2007, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAce

It is illegal to buy minors Alchohal..............

True that.. Stop chillen outside of public highschools

Anal Hobbit · 07-06-2007, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insane Matt

True that.. Stop chillen outside of public highschools

Did you not drink in HighSchool??

How do you think you got that Alchol??

fluffygrrl · 07-06-2007, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

It should be illegal.

Actually, it is.

dongrammar · 07-08-2007, 10:13 AM

Do these girls ever meet/know each other? How does that work?

Anal Hobbit · 07-08-2007, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63

It is illegal. You are supplying booz to people under 21.

Tell me this.

Did you not drink in college??

You were under 21 I assure you. Unless that is you were stupid and went to college for several extra years.

TeenSluts · 07-08-2007, 12:55 PM

best thread of the year!

boneprone · 07-09-2007, 11:06 AM

I love Myspace.

Add me if you like Mr. Hobbit.

www.myspace.com/boneprone

hudson77 · 07-10-2007, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Older women 30 and up are better.

and you can still buy them alcohol!

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12-31-2006, 11:30 AM	#235
ePorn Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 301	C'mon people, it's not like Hobbit is re-inventing the wheel. He just has the nerve to publicly stand behind it and get EXACTLY what he wants; Your public outcry OR support! He's playing the propaganda wheel near perfection, at least in the circles of GFY. Yet, you guys, opposed or not, follow every single post in this thread. No, i am no different - i read it, too. Hobbit is dead funny, so what if he got laid, so what if his tactics are questionable?! IF any chic that he [supposedly] fucked would have had regrets the next day, he'd sure face some rape charge(s) at some point in time, especially since he claims high "nail numbers". Since this doesn't seem to have happened, yet, i am guessing that most girls have been "o.k" with what went down and some others may be quiet in shame. Whichever it may be, unless he gets his head bashed in by a disgruntled father or catches some STD, he will most likely continue. More power to him, if that's area of choice, others "hunt" for prey in the bars, he hunts online. In the end, both species of hunters are somewhat equal, his is just the cheaper method. The alcohol part is the most questionable of all his approaches, since it's truly illegal, whether he's asked to provide or not doesn't matter, the simple fact that he does provide is illegal. Other than that, if an 18 yr old wants to ride him, nothing illegal there. So, point in case, he's ok with what he's doing, many follow him and others are purely disgusted. I for one, give him props to stand up and speak out, but on the other hand, just speaking for myself, i am happier to take on a challenge in the "real" field, not online, the accomplishment feels greater.

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