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BACON BACON BACON
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i fucking dying laughing over here.
he's right about myspace, but wrong on the method. man, you're gonna be on a dateline episode soon. LOL i know its a joke, but its funny to think some dumbass is actually gonna read this and do it and go to jail. ROFL |
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lol, great thread!
anal hobbit, who do you pick to win in the NBA finals. give me a lock
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I really like the Heat.. Its a pick, but not a lock. |
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#57 |
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Im serious.. This is the quality pussy you can fuck on myspace if you work it and get them fucked up.
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You don't see ANYTHING wrong with that? Not a single thing? Your getting UNDERAGED girls DRUNK so that you can take ADVANTAGE of them sexually when they aren't in their right state of mind. Purposely! Yeah, ok, you're right, what I'm doing is MUCH worse...I come in to work everyday 9-6, helping webmasters find what they need, handling webmaster support and trying to make a living anyway I can....you however are being completely selfish with a total lack of any ethics or integrety, simply to get pussy cuz you don't know how to get a woman to actually want you without getting her wasted. You're sooo right, sorry I ever said anything. Where were my manners? Lol |
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I dont take advantage with them at all. I dont even push myself on them.. 90% of these girls when they fuck me, straddle me and ride me with them on top. Im not doing anything.. Just laying there. Im not the aggressor here. Im just at the right place at the right time.. Something, yeah I created. |
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Hey Jackass ... I mean Asshole ... I mean ... well, whatevertheFUCK you wanna be called ...
I'm a woman. Not like yer $1.99 blowup doll in the closet. Not a "faggot" or a "real man" ... tho i cant really use any of those terms for you either, as that would be an insult to women, real men, blowup dolls and faggots. Ya know ... as I was originally reading this thread, the only thing that kept running through my mind is the asshole DHS guy they busted for picking up underaged people on myspace ... i hope they are watching you asshole ... i really hope they are. twinkley |
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Don't get me wrong by saying underaged, I only meant underaged for drinking....I don't want to make you sound like a pedphile or something...Lol Hahahahahahahaha!
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And FYI, not all the girls I fuck using this tactic are drunk....
Never said that. The mere fact of meeting them in a party environment, drunk or not is a formula for some hooking up. These young gals are easy, drunk or sober in Party environments. They stand no chance. |
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These girls are all of age of consenting sex.. They party.. I help them party.. I fuck them.. Several per week. The avarage GFY webmaster never gets any ass. Sue me for giving these nerds a tip or two to enjoy themselves. |
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Thats the problem with you nerds... You take something serious like tip to get laid that is full proof, and you think its a joke. No wonder you never get laid.. Nerd. Everything a joke to you? |
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Sucks that you americans are so uptight about these things...
"underage drinking" ![]() 18-19 is more than old enough, and is the legal age in almost every other country in the world. |
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Would these women really want you with out the alcohol? NO!!! That's why you made it a point to let everyone here know that it wouldn't really work as well if ya don't get em plastered....So, by evidence of what you've already said, this above statment is a load of BS... Oh and what about the other 10% of these girls....slip something in da drink? |
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No.. Hell no.. My friend Son Of Rage already did that and he went to jail...(GFY POST 3 years ago) I am not a rapist.... I am not the first guy to have sex with women who have had a few drinks. Why do you make me out to be a criminal?? Are you jealous or something?? I cant figure you out.. |
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Im not good with hockey.. No edge there my man. |
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Fucking hypocrites here at GFY.. Nerds.. Haters.. whats with you all? I thought you were men. You work in porn, yet oh so fucking gay. |
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Plus, it really doesn't help his name. He could go after the one's his age and get them drunk, that would not have stopped me from commenting, but it's the fact that he can't get pussy with out these chicks being loaded. Pimp? I think not. |
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working on my tan
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#79 | |
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These are called tips..... And they are appreciated by the masses dispite what you think. That tip for internext was very good. Do you realize how expensive things were that last internext?? Saving the webmaster money for that show, along with giving tips to help people is what Im all about. You are just a hater. A fucking hater........ Get a life jackass.... No one likes you. |
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Ahh, so you are validating that this tactic works then ehhh?? In your face to all the disbelievers in this thread who say this is bullshit and doesnt work.. Thanks Jannette for validating my tip. |
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Wrong again.. My tips are very real.. You think this shit is fake?? Dipshit..... You are the real nerd here. Dont like it, then leave... Better yet, Go Fuck Your Self.. My tips are a public service.. A public service for real men. Ones with Balls.. When Im not wanted here Ill go.. Untill then, you go..... I havent been banned...... I havent been asked to leave.. If I ever am kicked out, Ill sue that Mother Fucker Lensman for stealing my program and domain..... jesuscash.... He knows what im talking about. Little people not in the know, shut your trap. Im bigger than you think. Im the Anal Hobbit. |
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I'm sorry, but this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.
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I personally fish new chicken with a set certain of techniques just to keep the numbers up in the pipe and meet my monthly goals, but the real game is with the old chicken... guys send form email spam all the time, but if you can crack some old chicken with a form email spam, then you have some copy writting skills. Oh, and any older divorced woman on myspace is in the the same as new chicken as far as ease to put into your system or program you run (I run a 3 week program). This one gives me a 1:4 response conversion. Everyone try it and see if it works: Quote:
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hahahhahaha too funny how crazy people get whenever the Anal Hobbit posts.
fucking noobs.
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I'm with anal hobbit on this one. Nothing wrong with picking up 18-20 year old girls and having a blast. As if nobody on this board does it... If I want to have a good time, I would take a 18 year old hottie over a 26 year old "woman" anytime! Bring the booze!
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heh, another great tip
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BTW, my age range is 25-40.
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IT DOES WORK!!! THIS TACTIC WORKS.. SO much so that it worries her.. Now get on out there guys and go get ya some grade A quality pussy.. Let me know how it works.. Thanks everyone. |
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Whats your deal man??????? why you always playing the smart man around these parts. Go elsewhere. |
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The thing is many of those girls lie about their age
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Yep. Works :D
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Anal Hobbit, I'm reporting back my progress
I requested authorization from 30 online hot girls. 21 authorized and I msg them. Out of 21 girls, the 13 replied back. After few messages I ended up talking with 5. Already arranged 2 dates and still have possibility for the rest 3 (not extremely high though) thanks!! |
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