So I show up to work 10min ago .... - GoFuckYourself.com

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 08:48 AM

There are 3 cops and a beat up prositute on the porch. They eyeballed me as I pulled up, and I couldn't get in because the whore was leaning against the door. I get in through another office door, and my phone rings, my boss, telling me she called the cops because they were out on break smoking and the prostitute was naked and masterbating.

What The Fuck ???

Sorry, I know this thread is useless without pics, but I have no camera and the cops are like 20 feet away.

The Ghost · 06-05-2006, 08:50 AM

You're going to have to tell this story one more time

Juilan · 06-05-2006, 08:51 AM

Good lord wtf?

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Juilan

Good lord wtf?

That's what I said, she was HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH as a mothafucka

J. Falcon · 06-05-2006, 08:52 AM

Nice way to start your day.

BlingDaddy · 06-05-2006, 08:53 AM

Time for a new office...

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Time for a new office...

I'm trying, lookin for a new job to get out of here lol.

G-Rotica · 06-05-2006, 08:55 AM

if a prostitute is having sex with herself...who pays her?

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica

if a prostitute is having sex with herself...who pays her?

She bargains with herself. Apparently they found a bag full of crack and crackpipes and shit.

BlingDaddy · 06-05-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica

if a prostitute is having sex with herself...who pays her?

It's kind of like an "advance".

p1mpdogg · 06-05-2006, 09:02 AM

what part of the hood is your office? typically there are no hookers masturbating in business parks and upscale offices.

maybe im wrong

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

It's kind of like an "advance".

I refuse to touch that door, i don't care how many cans of lysol we have.

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

what part of the hood is your office? typically there are no hookers masturbating in business parks and upscale offices.

maybe im wrong

I never said I was an upscale type of guy, my office is in a shitty area, I live in a shitty area, i'm a failed webmaster and I make no money whatsoever. I fail at life, sorry p1mpdogg

p1mpdogg · 06-05-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris

I never said I was an upscale type of guy, my office is in a shitty area, I live in a shitty area, i'm a failed webmaster and I make no money whatsoever. I fail at life, sorry p1mpdogg

thanks for answering my question haha

you poor guy, i feel bad for you now. need some help?

Makingcoin · 06-05-2006, 09:22 AM

WTF > Poor lady must have some serious issues.

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

thanks for answering my question haha

you poor guy, i feel bad for you now. need some help?

No thanks, i'm ok, thanks for the offer.

myjah · 06-05-2006, 09:27 AM

What a way to start the work week

ready lube · 06-05-2006, 09:31 AM

All that free footage and noone shoot any of it!?!?!

The people at CrackWhoreConfessions.com/
would have known what to do

Phoenix · 06-05-2006, 09:38 AM

shoulda went to work earlier

one eight · 06-05-2006, 09:41 AM

Were there a lot flies by the door?

pussyluver · 06-05-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

what part of the hood is your office? typically there are no hookers masturbating in business parks and upscale offices.

maybe im wrong

College students masturbate and fuck at the library all the time at a local prestigious university. They also have flashers to get the "students" in the mood. You also find a number of them sleeping.... Tuition $ put to good use...

mrkris · 06-05-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

College students masturbate and fuck at the library all the time at a local prestigious university. They also have flashers to get the "students" in the mood. You also find a number of them sleeping.... Tuition $ put to good use...

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