The Facts About Sex - GoFuckYourself.com

dissipate · 06-02-2006, 02:07 PM

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

gimo33 · 06-02-2006, 02:28 PM

nice post.. pretty educational

sweetgirl2006 · 06-02-2006, 02:30 PM

Pretty educational facts there...

madawgz · 06-02-2006, 03:22 PM

hahahaa funny shit

sweetgirl2006 · 06-02-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

hahahaa funny shit

of course its funny shit good to learn new things each day, by the way where did you find these facts?

Amysworld · 06-02-2006, 04:41 PM

Ummm can someone explain what an Italian Hanger is? Curiosity is getting the best of me...

Amysworld · 06-02-2006, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

Good to know!

Spunky · 06-02-2006, 04:43 PM

I need to shed a few pounds..time to mate

Wordsforhire · 06-02-2006, 04:49 PM

Hey mr dirty frenchman, do you mind if i put this on my blog? lol

06-02-2006, 02:07 PM	#1
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	The Facts About Sex Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

06-02-2006, 02:28 PM	#2
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06-02-2006, 02:30 PM	#3
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06-02-2006, 03:22 PM	#4
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06-02-2006, 04:43 PM	#8
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06-02-2006, 04:41 PM	#6
Amysworld Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,578	Ummm can someone explain what an Italian Hanger is? Curiosity is getting the best of me...

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