Anyone Here KNOW how to STEAL-SIPHON GAS??????

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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133986

    #51
    50 Thieves

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    • The Ghost
      IslandDollars.com
      • Oct 2004
      • 12188

      #52
      I knew someone who liked to huff gas. Pretty sure that's not the best thing for you.
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      • Anal Hobbit
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        • Aug 2001
        • 2308

        #53
        Originally posted by The Ghost
        I knew someone who liked to huff gas. Pretty sure that's not the best thing for you.
        Are you fucking stupid or what??

        No one is huffing anything.

        No one is sucking anything..

        Its all done with a pump.

        Jesus H Christ.. How stupid are you Gfyers............

        Unreal.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #54
          Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
          YOu are a fuckign nut......

          Blah blah blah.

          Lets get realistic here.

          No one is gunna cut a whole in their van.. What do you think this is?? The A-TEAM??

          And no one is gunna go "re-program" a gas pump.
          JESUS.....


          The task is simple.

          Get a siphion pump, and pull up to a car and suck the shit out.

          Simple as that.
          I was suggesting a alternative,I wasn't suggesting people programming pumps lol..I doubt 50 % of people here can do html

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          • Anal Hobbit
            So Fucking Banned
            • Aug 2001
            • 2308

            #55
            Originally posted by Spunky
            I was suggesting a alternative,I wasn't suggesting people programming pumps lol..I doubt 50 % of people here can do html
            Leave the suggestions to the Pros...

            I make mad cash doing this, I know what im doing.

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            • Anal Hobbit
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              • Aug 2001
              • 2308

              #56
              Im thinking of increasing the demand by posting on craigslist..

              To sell my gas to more people at a faster rate..

              Im not sure if I will risk getting busted or not. I doubt it. I mean if hookers-whores can post there offering sex and not get busted, I can sell gas I think..

              They cant prove my gas is stolen.

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              • aico
                Moo Moo Cow
                • Mar 2004
                • 14748

                #57
                I don't know what is funnier, that you are doing it, or that you had to buy a kit... LMAO.

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                • Anal Hobbit
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                  • Aug 2001
                  • 2308

                  #58
                  Originally posted by aico
                  I don't know what is funnier, that you are doing it, or that you had to buy a kit... LMAO.

                  Why is that funny??

                  How much money to you make in a weekend pretty boy??

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                  • aico
                    Moo Moo Cow
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 14748

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                    Why is that funny??

                    How much money to you make in a weekend pretty boy??
                    It's funny cuz unless you are a fucking chick or your daddy ran off, you learn how to syphon gas at about the age of 11, and don't need a fucking "Kit" to do it.

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                      And no one is gunna go "re-program" a gas pump.
                      JESUS.....
                      Wrong.

                      It was on the news just last week, a string of incidents in the US of people instantly reprogramming gas station pumps and making off with like $70-$90 worth of gas for $5 or so. There have been some arrests.


                      Me, I won't kill anyone I catch fucking with my vehicle or it's gas tank, but I WILL take a fucking lead pipe to them and put them out of commision while I call the cops to come haul them way for general scumbaggery. :D
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                      • Anal Hobbit
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                        • Aug 2001
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                        #61
                        Originally posted by aico
                        It's funny cuz unless you are a fucking chick or your daddy ran off, you learn how to syphon gas at about the age of 11, and don't need a fucking "Kit" to do it.
                        Well im no kid.

                        Im a pro.. And this is how the pros do it kid.......

                        I dont go and siphon the shit with my mouth like some 11 year old N1GGER kid...

                        I use the proper tools, and make this a biz.. A very profitable one at that.

                        This isnt you and your dad having fun going and taking the neighbors gas.

                        This is a several thousand dollar profit per week setup.

                        Not some kids having fun.

                        Got it??

                        Kid...

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                        • Anal Hobbit
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 2308

                          #62
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          Wrong.

                          It was on the news just last week, a string of incidents in the US of people instantly reprogramming gas station pumps and making off with like $70-$90 worth of gas for $5 or so. There have been some arrests.


                          Me, I won't kill anyone I catch fucking with my vehicle or it's gas tank, but I WILL take a fucking lead pipe to them and put them out of commision while I call the cops to come haul them way for general scumbaggery. :D

                          This isnt Alias...... Im not gunna go learn to reprogram some gas station pump and have some coporation and the cops come after me...

                          Its a lot easier to go to the local SUV gas tank, open up the cap and suck out 20 gallons at a time.. For free with no paper trail.

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                          • Anal Hobbit
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                            • Aug 2001
                            • 2308

                            #63
                            I made a craigslist posting on selling discounted gas a few hours back.

                            I already have 3 customers... Making deliverys tomorrow.

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                            • The Ghost
                              IslandDollars.com
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 12188

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                              Are you fucking stupid or what??

                              No one is huffing anything.

                              No one is sucking anything..

                              Its all done with a pump.

                              Jesus H Christ.. How stupid are you Gfyers............

                              Unreal.
                              A little feisty this evening AH?

                              ** It was a true story, though only losely related to your original post.
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                              • studiocritic
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                                • Jun 2005
                                • 2442

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                I made a craigslist posting on selling discounted gas a few hours back.

                                I already have 3 customers... Making deliverys tomorrow.


                                one of them is a local cop who is going to beat you before he arrests you
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                                • aico
                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 14748

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                  Well im no kid.

                                  Im a pro.. And this is how the pros do it kid.......

                                  I dont go and siphon the shit with my mouth like some 11 year old N1GGER kid...

                                  I use the proper tools, and make this a biz.. A very profitable one at that.

                                  This isnt you and your dad having fun going and taking the neighbors gas.

                                  This is a several thousand dollar profit per week setup.

                                  Not some kids having fun.

                                  Got it??

                                  Kid...
                                  You may not be a kid, but you sure are an idiot... who the fuck sucks on the hose? Stupid ass. You fill the hose up with Gas, put your fucking thumb over the end, stick the hose in the tank, hold the hose lower than the tank, remove your thumb... fucking idiot, go suck on a hose... LMAO

                                  I was stealing 150 gallons a diesel a night from logging trucks when I was 14. Let me know what you when you get past this beginner shit, and I'll teach you where the real money is.

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                                  • justsexxx
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 13723

                                    #67
                                    I know you are a troll. But does this happen in the US for real? How do they get away with it? I mean, they have to attach some pipe to the 'victims' car? How can do that?

                                    Here all fuel openings are locked on cars for example...So you have to damage the car?

                                    Insane
                                    Questions?

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                                    • Anal Hobbit
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 2308

                                      #68
                                      Just got back from a delivery..... Sold 363.00 worth of gas just now to a shop.

                                      This is getting easier and easier..

                                      Going to make another run tonight to refuel product.

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                                      • Anal Hobbit
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 2308

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by aico
                                        You may not be a kid, but you sure are an idiot... who the fuck sucks on the hose? Stupid ass. You fill the hose up with Gas, put your fucking thumb over the end, stick the hose in the tank, hold the hose lower than the tank, remove your thumb... fucking idiot, go suck on a hose... LMAO

                                        I was stealing 150 gallons a diesel a night from logging trucks when I was 14. Let me know what you when you get past this beginner shit, and I'll teach you where the real money is.

                                        Whatever..

                                        I use equipment.

                                        I know the biz and what im doing.,

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                                        • Anal Hobbit
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                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 2308

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by justsexxx
                                          I know you are a troll. But does this happen in the US for real? How do they get away with it? I mean, they have to attach some pipe to the 'victims' car? How can do that?

                                          Here all fuel openings are locked on cars for example...So you have to damage the car?

                                          Insane
                                          If you are so smart, why dont you move along and find other places to hang or other things to do.

                                          Stop hanging with the trolls as you call them, and go dance the streets like a good lil dutch boy down the path of dikes and windmills in your wooden shoes.

                                          GFY was built by people like me, bow to the power or move along.

                                          This is a Buzziness thread.

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                                          • Anal Hobbit
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                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 2308

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by studiocritic


                                            one of them is a local cop who is going to beat you before he arrests you
                                            Cops have better things to do, than to look for people posting on Craigslist selling a few barrels of gas.

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Vasago Reno
                                              Ask mommy for a raise in your allowance instead, you fuckin' thieving little douchebag.

                                              (although I suspect your siphoning story is all Walter Mitty)
                                              Only difference being - Walter Mitty had imagination.

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                                              • Anal Hobbit
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                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 2308

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                Only difference being - Walter Mitty had imagination.
                                                Stick to your bondage perversions........ Fucking pervert.....

                                                Ill stick to making money, and sharing my tips with people who like to make and save money.

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                                                • CarlyMoore
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                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 387

                                                  #74
                                                  I love it anal hobbit is funny as hell!

                                                  I don't support any of the ideas anal hobbit has. Its just not the right way to be, but he is very funny and it's great stuff... super entertaining! But, above all that, the joke is on you guys! He is just being a smart ass and being sarcastic making up off the wall stories to get your reactions! This guy isn't running around stealing gas all night... hahahahahaha He is posting on here and making you JUMP when he TELLS you 2!

                                                  Anal Hobbit i have a chevy blazer s10 i need 25 gallons please

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                                                  • CarlyMoore
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                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                    • 387

                                                    #75

                                                    this uses 13 gallons an hr maybe i should run with anal hobbit

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                                                    • justsexxx
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 13723

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                      If you are so smart, why dont you move along and find other places to hang or other things to do.

                                                      Stop hanging with the trolls as you call them, and go dance the streets like a good lil dutch boy down the path of dikes and windmills in your wooden shoes.

                                                      GFY was built by people like me, bow to the power or move along.

                                                      This is a Buzziness thread.
                                                      No it is not. BP4L is so 2000.....
                                                      Questions?

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                                                      • Malicious Biz
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                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 4575

                                                        #77
                                                        Haha, I love anal hobbit threads.

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                                                        • mechanicvirus
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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 4219

                                                          #78
                                                          Yo I used to work at a gas station and the tanker truck came in for a refill right and I was like "hey bro we work in the same industry, can I take it for a joy ride? I never rode a 18 speed" and it took awhile but he was like "ok yea but only around the block" and then I drove the truck to my house and unloaded the gas into a bunch of plastic bags and drove the truck back to the station and peeled out of there before the dude found out. I totally saved thousands by doing that!

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                                                          • mechanicvirus
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 4219

                                                            #79
                                                            I can totally one up Anal_Habit

                                                            What you do is find a tanker truck at a gas station, it doesnt matter if its refilling or not cuz gas aint flammable until like 140 degrees so just bust in and steal the truck then take it to a chop shop and have them take the gas logo off and put one for like a milk company. You just made huge profits!

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                                                              • poondaddy
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                                                                #81
                                                                Jesus doesn't approve of this.

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                                                                • Malicious Biz
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                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 4575

                                                                  #82
                                                                  yo stealing gas is petty small time shit... the mad bling is in robbin gas stations

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                                                                      • minusonebit
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                                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                                        • 7391

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                        And equally suprised at how many people dont have locking gas caps on their cars.
                                                                        I have locking gas caps on all of my vechiles. And if I see you anywhere near my gas tank, I'll be sure to light a match and toss it in your direction to help you see.

                                                                        And on that line of thought, if any of you DO have large quantities of gasoline for sale in black market manner, I am game so hit me up. So if any of you have stolen a tanker and dont know what to do with it...

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                                                                        • Anal Hobbit
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 2308

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by justsexxx
                                                                          No it is not. BP4L is so 2000.....
                                                                          Exactly.........

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                                                                          • Anal Hobbit
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 2308

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                                                            I can totally one up Anal_Habit

                                                                            What you do is find a tanker truck at a gas station, it doesnt matter if its refilling or not cuz gas aint flammable until like 140 degrees so just bust in and steal the truck then take it to a chop shop and have them take the gas logo off and put one for like a milk company. You just made huge profits!

                                                                            And committed a pretty big crime.. Not to mention grand thieft auto.....

                                                                            You do major time for that shit kid.

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                                                                            • flashbang
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                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 767

                                                                              #88
                                                                              the shits for real, many people have already been seriously injured or killed stealing gas from their work trucks, etc

                                                                              Last I heard a dude was killed drilling holes into their mail trucks gas tank,
                                                                              which they place a rubber plug to drain easy every time they need gas..

                                                                              The dude drilled a hole and sparked and kinda blew up



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                                                                              • CarlyMoore
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                                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                                • 387

                                                                                #89
                                                                                anal hobbit rules

                                                                                hey anal how much gas did you get las night? how many cars did you hit?

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                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 51460

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                                  This isnt Alias...... Im not gunna go learn to reprogram some gas station pump and have some coporation and the cops come after me...
                                                                                  I was merely correcting your previous statement that "no one
                                                                                  is reprogramming gas pumps"... that's all. I never suggested that you try it.


                                                                                  Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                                  Its a lot easier to go to the local SUV gas tank, open up the cap and suck out 20 gallons at a time.. For free with no paper trail.
                                                                                  Knock yourself out.

                                                                                  Don't be phoning me to bail you out when you're locked in a holding cell with bubba the bumblaster though. :D
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                                                                                    #91
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                                                                                    • mardigras
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                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 14194

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Not sure I would want a mixture of everyone's shitty gas in my tank
                                                                                      .

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                                                                                      • tungsten
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        who the fuck do you sell it to
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                                                                                        • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Anal Hobbit
                                                                                          And committed a pretty big crime.. Not to mention grand thieft auto.....

                                                                                          You do major time for that shit kid.
                                                                                          Nah it was cool the driver was laughing about the situation after he got canned

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                                                                                          • bobby666
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                                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                                            • 21765

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            this seems to be a thread for absolutely successfull webmasters :-)

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                                                                                            • selena
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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              I heart Anal Hobbit's threads.
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                                                                                              • Anal Hobbit
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                • 2308

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                                                Not sure I would want a mixture of everyone's shitty gas in my tank
                                                                                                When gas prices go up to 4.00 per gallon, think again..

                                                                                                Besides, what are you scared of??? Gas tank STD's???

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                                                                                                • Anal Hobbit
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 2308

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by tungsten
                                                                                                  who the fuck do you sell it to
                                                                                                  PEOPLE.......

                                                                                                  Im trying to make a deal with local fleets here in the area..

                                                                                                  There a a bunch of biz owners with fleets of vehicles that would be intrested.

                                                                                                  Thats where the big money is.

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                                                                                                  • Anal Hobbit
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by selena
                                                                                                    I heart Anal Hobbit's threads.
                                                                                                    Speak American ya Soviet Fuck.

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                                                                                                    • boneprone
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Ironic......

                                                                                                      I bought a locking gas cap for my cars today.

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