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#61

06-02-2006, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by aico

It's funny cuz unless you are a fucking chick or your daddy ran off, you learn how to syphon gas at about the age of 11, and don't need a fucking "Kit" to do it.

Well im no kid.

Im a pro.. And this is how the pros do it kid.......

I dont go and siphon the shit with my mouth like some 11 year old N1GGER kid...

I use the proper tools, and make this a biz.. A very profitable one at that.

This isnt you and your dad having fun going and taking the neighbors gas.

This is a several thousand dollar profit per week setup.

Not some kids having fun.

Got it??

Kid...
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06-02-2006, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Wrong.

It was on the news just last week, a string of incidents in the US of people instantly reprogramming gas station pumps and making off with like $70-$90 worth of gas for $5 or so. There have been some arrests.

Me, I won't kill anyone I catch fucking with my vehicle or it's gas tank, but I WILL take a fucking lead pipe to them and put them out of commision while I call the cops to come haul them way for general scumbaggery. :D

This isnt Alias...... Im not gunna go learn to reprogram some gas station pump and have some coporation and the cops come after me...

Its a lot easier to go to the local SUV gas tank, open up the cap and suck out 20 gallons at a time.. For free with no paper trail.
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#63

06-02-2006, 11:21 PM

I made a craigslist posting on selling discounted gas a few hours back.

I already have 3 customers... Making deliverys tomorrow.
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#64

06-02-2006, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

Are you fucking stupid or what??

No one is huffing anything.

No one is sucking anything..

Its all done with a pump.

Jesus H Christ.. How stupid are you Gfyers............

Unreal.

A little feisty this evening AH?

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#65

06-03-2006, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

I made a craigslist posting on selling discounted gas a few hours back.

I already have 3 customers... Making deliverys tomorrow.

one of them is a local cop who is going to beat you before he arrests you

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#66

06-03-2006, 01:31 AM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

Well im no kid.

Im a pro.. And this is how the pros do it kid.......

I dont go and siphon the shit with my mouth like some 11 year old N1GGER kid...

I use the proper tools, and make this a biz.. A very profitable one at that.

This isnt you and your dad having fun going and taking the neighbors gas.

This is a several thousand dollar profit per week setup.

Not some kids having fun.

Got it??

Kid...

You may not be a kid, but you sure are an idiot... who the fuck sucks on the hose? Stupid ass. You fill the hose up with Gas, put your fucking thumb over the end, stick the hose in the tank, hold the hose lower than the tank, remove your thumb... fucking idiot, go suck on a hose... LMAO

I was stealing 150 gallons a diesel a night from logging trucks when I was 14. Let me know what you when you get past this beginner shit, and I'll teach you where the real money is.
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#67

06-03-2006, 03:34 AM

I know you are a troll. But does this happen in the US for real? How do they get away with it? I mean, they have to attach some pipe to the 'victims' car? How can do that?

Here all fuel openings are locked on cars for example...So you have to damage the car?

Insane

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06-03-2006, 12:06 PM

Just got back from a delivery..... Sold 363.00 worth of gas just now to a shop.

This is getting easier and easier..

Going to make another run tonight to refuel product.
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06-03-2006, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by aico

You may not be a kid, but you sure are an idiot... who the fuck sucks on the hose? Stupid ass. You fill the hose up with Gas, put your fucking thumb over the end, stick the hose in the tank, hold the hose lower than the tank, remove your thumb... fucking idiot, go suck on a hose... LMAO

I was stealing 150 gallons a diesel a night from logging trucks when I was 14. Let me know what you when you get past this beginner shit, and I'll teach you where the real money is.

Whatever..

I use equipment.

I know the biz and what im doing.,
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06-03-2006, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by justsexxx

I know you are a troll. But does this happen in the US for real? How do they get away with it? I mean, they have to attach some pipe to the 'victims' car? How can do that?

Here all fuel openings are locked on cars for example...So you have to damage the car?

Insane

If you are so smart, why dont you move along and find other places to hang or other things to do.

Stop hanging with the trolls as you call them, and go dance the streets like a good lil dutch boy down the path of dikes and windmills in your wooden shoes.

GFY was built by people like me, bow to the power or move along.

This is a Buzziness thread.
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#71

06-03-2006, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by studiocritic

one of them is a local cop who is going to beat you before he arrests you

Cops have better things to do, than to look for people posting on Craigslist selling a few barrels of gas.
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#72

06-03-2006, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by Vasago Reno

Ask mommy for a raise in your allowance instead, you fuckin' thieving little douchebag.

(although I suspect your siphoning story is all Walter Mitty)

Only difference being - Walter Mitty had imagination.
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06-03-2006, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Only difference being - Walter Mitty had imagination.

Stick to your bondage perversions........ Fucking pervert.....

Ill stick to making money, and sharing my tips with people who like to make and save money.
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#74

06-03-2006, 03:10 PM

I love it anal hobbit is funny as hell!

I don't support any of the ideas anal hobbit has. Its just not the right way to be, but he is very funny and it's great stuff... super entertaining! But, above all that, the joke is on you guys! He is just being a smart ass and being sarcastic making up off the wall stories to get your reactions! This guy isn't running around stealing gas all night... hahahahahaha He is posting on here and making you JUMP when he TELLS you 2!

Anal Hobbit i have a chevy blazer s10 i need 25 gallons please
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#75

06-03-2006, 03:13 PM

this uses 13 gallons an hr maybe i should run with anal hobbit
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