Anyone Here KNOW how to STEAL-SIPHON GAS??????

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  • Anal Hobbit
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    • Aug 2001
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    #1

    Anyone Here KNOW how to STEAL-SIPHON GAS??????

    I bought a kit on ebay.. It allows me to siphon gas from other cars..

    Ive been using it for about a month now and saved tons of money.

    Anyone else here doing it???

    Im actually getting pretty good at it.

    Would love to share tricks to the trade.
  • Anal Hobbit
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    • Aug 2001
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    #2
    Its almost too easy.. Im suprised not many people do it with the prices so high.

    And equally suprised at how many people dont have locking gas caps on their cars.

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    • Anal Hobbit
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      • Aug 2001
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      #3
      Ive gotten perhaps 700.00 per week of Gas using this method..

      Ive even sold gas to friends..

      Its becoming a big biz. Is no one else seriously not doing this?

      Its huge profit.. With little work.

      Very simple..

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      • Luc Lonely
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        • Feb 2006
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        #4
        pass me a link where i can buy that shit sir
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        • newbreed
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          • Nov 2003
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          #5
          Did you get the one with the hand pump attached to one end of the hose? That's the best one to have IMHO. i usually get good flow within 10 pumps or so, and a 3/4 inch tube. One of these days I'm upgrading to the 1 incher, will likely save me a lot of time in the transfer process!

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          • dissipate
            The Dirty Frenchman
            • Nov 2005
            • 8904

            #6
            This is priceless - just search ebay for "siphon gas"

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            • Anal Hobbit
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              • Aug 2001
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              #7
              Originally posted by Luc Lonely
              pass me a link where i can buy that shit sir
              Its pretty simple really.

              You can just go to home depot and buy some tubing...

              If you have a pickup truck, load some barrels in it, in the back.

              Go out one night a week, and siphon the gas out of people's cars, into your barrels..

              In one night you can get up to $700.00 of gas a night!! RETAIL!!

              You can sell it for 500.00 easy.

              This is all in ONE NIGHTS WORK.

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              • Degenerate
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                • dissipate
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                  #9
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                  • Anal Hobbit
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                    • Aug 2001
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                    #10
                    My dad used to do this back in the 70's..

                    But it was harder.. The gas had lead in it and it casues brain damange, and people used to have key locks on their gas caps...

                    Now days its too easy, no lead, you dont have to suck the gas with your mouth to the siphon either. Its all hand pump.


                    Its really just too easy.

                    Im getting another pickup from the junk yard, and going to do two runs per night soon..

                    Thats 1000.00 per night.

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                    • Skillz Unlimited
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                      • Aug 2004
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                      #11
                      If i catch anyone trying to steal my gas it's going to get real ugly real quick.

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                      • Luc Lonely
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                        • Feb 2006
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                        #12
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                        • Anal Hobbit
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by newbreed
                          Did you get the one with the hand pump attached to one end of the hose? That's the best one to have IMHO. i usually get good flow within 10 pumps or so, and a 3/4 inch tube. One of these days I'm upgrading to the 1 incher, will likely save me a lot of time in the transfer process!
                          Yep.. It has a hand pump on it.

                          I can get up to 3 barrels per night..

                          I leave them in the back of the pickup truck and then sell it..

                          Then when the barrels of gas are empty (usually by week's end) I go get more.

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                          • Webby
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                            • Oct 2002
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                            • Anal Hobbit
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                              #15
                              This is what I use.. No amateur Shit...




                              My customer base is growing. The demand is larger than the supply.

                              Thus my need to get another pick up truck.. I cant go get more gas till the barrels are empty in the one truck..

                              But if I get another pickup with more barrels in the back I can really make a killing here.

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                              • Anal Hobbit
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Webby
                                Anal Hobbit used to sell his Mom's pubic hair to get attention at school - and still has the need for attention today.

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                                • Anal Hobbit
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited
                                  If i catch anyone trying to steal my gas it's going to get real ugly real quick.

                                  Ahhh.. Big man........

                                  Scarry..

                                  You'd never know........

                                  Most these fuckers dont even realize they got siphoned.

                                  I leave a about a good 1/4 or less of gas for em in the tank still.

                                  Most never know its gone.

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                                  • dissipate
                                    The Dirty Frenchman
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 8904

                                    #18
                                    No one has noticed you pulling up in their driveway with a truck and siphoning thier gas?

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                                    • Anal Hobbit
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                                      #19
                                      These are the Barrels I use..



                                      I have three in the back of the pickup truck at a time.

                                      But to unload the eniter barrel when full is impossible.

                                      Thats why I have to drive to the location that I sell at before I can refill.

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                                      • Anal Hobbit
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dissipate
                                        No one has noticed you pulling up in their driveway with a truck and siphoning thier gas?

                                        Absolutely not......

                                        You just pull up real close, and start pumping.

                                        Keep the car running, and if there is any sign of concern, you drive away..

                                        You do this at night.. Its really quite easy.

                                        I used to steal car radios back in the day.

                                        This is much safer.

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                                        • american pervert
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                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 6840

                                          #21
                                          fuck that.. real men get van cut out a trap door in the floor go to gas stations at night and suck it from the tank there
                                          I can resist everything except temptation

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                                          • madawgz
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                                            • Mar 2006
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited
                                            If i catch anyone trying to steal my gas it's going to get real ugly real quick.
                                            seriously, youll get your ass kicked
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                                            • Fred Quimby
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                                              • Jul 2004
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                                              #23
                                              You fuking pussy

                                              Be a man and just get a tube and start sucking!

                                              You'll get a mouth full of gas and probably get high also

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                                              • Juilan
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                                                #24
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                                                • PaulB IYP
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                                                  • Worldnet
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                                                    #26
                                                    Here is a good tip! When you are in the middle of siphoning my gas, and you here a small click, its probably the sound of my 12 guage being cocked right before I blow off your head.

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                                                    • boneprone
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                                                      #27
                                                      Great........

                                                      A crook teaching others how to be crooks.

                                                      Why do you people enable and encourage this behavior is beyond me.

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                                                      • D
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                                                        #28
                                                        Real men earn their own shit, and don't have to leech off of others to get what they need.

                                                        That is all.
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                                                        • boneprone
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by D_hodough
                                                          Real men earn their own shit, and don't have to leech off of others to get what they need.

                                                          That is all.

                                                          Well said my brother...

                                                          You my friend have morals..... The anal hobbit does not...

                                                          We need more people like you around here.

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                                                          • John69
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                                                            • Sep 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            make sure to light a cig while your at it so you can keep the bugs away, or get a lighter so you can use it as a flashilight if the gas cap area is too dark.
                                                            DARKSOUL: thanks but no thanks, your over priced.

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                                                            • John69
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                                                              #31
                                                              make sure to light a cig while your at it so you can keep the bugs away, or get a lighter so you can use it as a flashilight if the gas cap area is too dark.
                                                              DARKSOUL: thanks but no thanks, your over priced.

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                                                              • John69
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                                                                #32
                                                                make sure to light a cig while your at it so you can keep the bugs away, or get a lighter so you can use it as a flashilight if the gas cap area is too dark.
                                                                DARKSOUL: thanks but no thanks, your over priced.

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                                                                • John69
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  make sure to light a cig while your at it so you can keep the bugs away, or get a lighter so you can use it as a flashilight if the gas cap area is too dark.
                                                                  DARKSOUL: thanks but no thanks, your over priced.

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                                                                  • NTSS
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                                                                    • Mar 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    When I was 16 y/o I did it the old fashion way, with a rubber hose and mouth suction. I stopped that shit tho after visiting a used car lot to do my dirty deed and had an auxillary policeman stuff a 12 gauge in my face.
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                                                                    • SgtStrider
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      1) do it in the middle of the night
                                                                      2) do it in a totally differnet neighborhood
                                                                      3) look for chevy and dodges
                                                                      -they dont have locking gas caps
                                                                      4) bring some gum or breath mints

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                                                                      • Spunky
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I know a much easier way..Get a old van and cut a opening in the floor.Get a 12 volt pump and an adapter for the cig lighter.Fill the back with drums and go to gas stations and park over the filling sumps.You might need a couple lenths of 1" aluminum pipe to get down to the tank.Open your hatch and pump away

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                                                                        • NTSS
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                          I know a much easier way..Get a old van and cut a opening in the floor.Get a 12 volt pump and an adapter for the cig lighter.Fill the back with drums and go to gas stations and park over the filling sumps.You might need a couple lenths of 1" aluminum pipe to get down to the tank.Open your hatch and pump away
                                                                          There ya go...if you gonna do it might as well do it right - think big
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                                                                          • beemk
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            great idea, im gonna start up a local gas siphon business. ill be rich in no time.
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                                                                              • SgtStrider
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                I know a much easier way..Get a old van and cut a opening in the floor.Get a 12 volt pump and an adapter for the cig lighter.Fill the back with drums and go to gas stations and park over the filling sumps.You might need a couple lenths of 1" aluminum pipe to get down to the tank.Open your hatch and pump away
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                                                                                • kilotoons
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                                                                                  • Vasago Reno
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                                                                                    • Mar 2006
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Ask mommy for a raise in your allowance instead, you fuckin' thieving little douchebag.

                                                                                    (although I suspect your siphoning story is all Walter Mitty)

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                                                                                    • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      LOL.... in europe most cars have locking gas flaps so people cant steal like the honest and just Anal Hobbit.

                                                                                      Do most new cars in the states have this or can you easily open or break open the gas flaps to steal gas?
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                                                                                      • boneprone
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Romeo GaySearch4Sex
                                                                                        LOL.... in europe most cars have locking gas flaps so people cant steal like the honest and just Anal Hobbit.

                                                                                        Do most new cars in the states have this or can you easily open or break open the gas flaps to steal gas?
                                                                                        Many of the cars do have unlocked gas caps.

                                                                                        Its quite easy.

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                                                                                        • MaddCaz
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                                                                                          • Webby
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Vasago Reno
                                                                                            Ask mommy for a raise in your allowance instead, you fuckin' thieving little douchebag.

                                                                                            (although I suspect your siphoning story is all Walter Mitty)
                                                                                            You think?

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                                                                                            • Spunky
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SgtStrider
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                                                                                              I can program the pumps to go appear offline and turn the price to a cent a gallon within 30 seconds,but that would be illegal ;) Also non 24 hour stations would be the best for the syphon trick ..

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                                                                                              • Anal Hobbit
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                                                                                                • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by MaddCaz
                                                                                                I would blow your fucking brains out

                                                                                                You are a fucking fool.......

                                                                                                You would kill someone over Gas in your car huh??

                                                                                                Have fun spending the rest of your life in Jail then for 30.00 in gas....

                                                                                                Stupid Fuck.

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                                                                                                • Anal Hobbit
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                                  I can program the pumps to go appear offline and turn the price to a cent a gallon within 30 seconds,but that would be illegal ;) Also non 24 hour stations would be the best for the syphon trick ..
                                                                                                  YOu are a fuckign nut......

                                                                                                  Blah blah blah.

                                                                                                  Lets get realistic here.

                                                                                                  No one is gunna cut a whole in their van.. What do you think this is?? The A-TEAM??

                                                                                                  And no one is gunna go "re-program" a gas pump.
                                                                                                  JESUS.....


                                                                                                  The task is simple.

                                                                                                  Get a siphion pump, and pull up to a car and suck the shit out.

                                                                                                  Simple as that.

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                                                                                                  • Anal Hobbit
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    You guys are fucking tools..

                                                                                                    Talking out of your ass......

                                                                                                    This is a fool proof plan here. It works and its been proven to work.

                                                                                                    And with gas prices as high as they are, this is a VERY PROFITABLE and PROVEN way to make some great cash on the weekends for many of you.

                                                                                                    For most you GFYERS you could make more in one weekend than many of you make in a month.

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