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This one time I tried to siphon gas from this one guy named Tony. He beat me until my eyes bled. It was a very traumatic time for me. Thanks for making me relive my shitty life.

I heard the Anal Hobbit has been banned from GFY.

Nope.. Still here.

Typical GFY..

No appreciation or thanks......

Im sure some of you are making some good coin on my tips and i get nothing.

Unreal..

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I bought a pump siphon recently to try and do pretty much the same thing that you are doing... The problem is I can't make it work. I followed all the instructions and even tried it on my roommates car and for some reason it works on his but no one elses. I have tried almost twenty vehicles. Sometimes it seems like the hose isn't even reaching the gas tank because the end isn't even wet. I don't understand if cars have protection and is routing the hose elsewhere or what is going on... I even tried it on a couple huge semi trucks with totally full tanks of gas. I am pumping it correctly and I am keeping my thumb over the end while pumping, and I am keeping the recieving end lower then the end that I am trying to pump from...I don't know, I made it work with a couple of glasses of water but I can't explain the rest...

Answers perhaps?

Um.. I dunno where you live, but a lot of the gas stations around here have survalence cameras. Mainly for all those people who fill up and drive off. But I would think those same cameras would be running at night to get your license plate.

:2 cents:

this is bullshit

Wow andre, you never heard of this?

I remember doing this to a friends car, for fun :)

Oh shit! Thats a damn good idea... I think I am gonna have to retrofit my van... this would be espically good for use on Exxon stations... they deserve to be ripped off more so than any of the others. But I wouldnt use alum pipe, I'd use flexable hose. Wouldnt want that pipe making all that noise and drawing attention... plus, hose would be faster when you wanted to pull out (pun intended) in case you needed to get moving right away. Also, what about buying and using an old U-haul truck... could probably hold several 55 gallon drums there... a take of 600 gallons at a time or so. A van could hold at most 200 gallons or so... a good take but not really enough to make it worthwhile. Also, if you had two or three pumps each with a feed hose, you could send three hoses down into the tank to fill three barrels at once, minimizing your exposure.

Me, for one.

If the Anal Hobbit actually did any of this shit he claims works so well.....i am sure we will one day soon be clicking on a link to his obituary.....risky business man.....stealing fuel, rippin of hookers etc...

nice anal hobbit thread

Use a hose and a mint - take the mint after though

look for older cars. VW, and Oldsmobile we used to target a lot. but pretty much anything older doesnt have the screen in the in hole that blocks you from getting your hose all the way down to the gas. plus the older cars have HUGE gas tanks.

best bet is to find a few cars on your regular gas theft route that you can get your kit to work on, and just hit them up on a regular basis.

Big Tip: If you live in Atlanta, I think you can go straight to the nation's main distribution pipeline. Go searching around the rail yard on the west side.

Why is EXACTLY right...

Older cars you can stick a tube right in and no problem...

Thats why you need a kit, and not just a hose...

So you can suck out from the newer large cars like Navigators, Expidetions, and the like.

Plus nicer cars Range Rovers, Esclades, Navigators, Hummers, BMW X5's, tend not to only have bigger tanks, but those high end cars are gold mines, becasue they tend to buy Super or Premium gas over the cheap shit..

And they always like to keep the tanks full, and tend not to notice when someone has stolen their gas.

They did a thing on the news here today in Portland about gas robbers..

And the big biz it is..

Ironic.

Maybe I should send them this url?

I just tilt their car on its side and dump the gass into a container.

Ok.. You fucks arent worthy of a good biz thread it appears...

No one here thinks $$ or how to make money.

No wonder you all hang here...

Im done with this shit and done with you all.

Time to start another tip. Something you guys seek. Since you dont like money.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/618402-hot-tip-ive-gotten-18-20-ass-60-days.html

how to get young ass.....

There was a GREAT EPISODE of the Trailer Park Boys where they were stealing gas and running an illegal gas station in the park.

Get the DVD box set, I think it was season 2.

Pretty sad when only around 1000 views comes up with how to make $$ thread by me..

Yet when I have a thread with tips on how to get free whores like Tip # 4 in my sig, it gets over 10k..

Just disturbing.

lolololololololo

You should research what octane level is about and what it do... you'd learn it's totally useless for 90 % of the cars.

What the fuck are you talking about??

Ah, this thread was fun.

So did anyone use my tip and make any money?

My car has anti-syphon on it ... I tried coz I needed the gas when something went wrong on it ... I wanted to take it from one car to another ... no luck.

No such thing.... Yes a common hose and siphon will not suck gas out of most cars now days.. But the Kit, something that auto mechanics use, and what I use, is the only tool that can extract gas from ALL CARS...

Get a kit..

Its only about $300.00


And to the stupid fucks who laugh at the fact that I need a kit to siphon gas, this is why you need it.. Becasue most new cars have this protection.

yo where can i get this kit??????

all you need is a hose and good lungs brotha lol

lololololololo

that's small time petrol siphoning

a servo here in Australia , had 15000 litres stolen , someone knocked of a petrol tanker and siphoned the petrol out of the holding tanks at a servo

classic bump

Ouch

Assuming $1.20/L wholesale and 5c margin that means they now have to sell 360,000 litres just to recoup that loss

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is it just me or is anal hobbits style of posting is awfully like boneprones

bump on you....

bump on you........

I think they call that kit a mexican creditcard

i need to be on that thread ! Anal made my day :1orglaugh :upsidedow

The hose would collapse with the suction of the pump.Aluminum is used because of the static electricity factor and is safer .I've used it in avaition transfers..jet fuel is where the money is at

This needs a big, fucking bump.

FUCK THAT.. that is too much work... learn how to take Gas from the GAS PUMPS.. with out paying for it.. it is an little known hacker trick.. you can get as much free gas from a pump as you want...

This thread is very informative. Thank you Anal.

this is bul++++++

Many modern cars have a mechanism which makes it impossible to actuall insert a hose down into the tank itself, making siphoning impossible.. i think most modern cars..

we did this back in the day in europe when the gas could be extremely expensive for a couple young lads..but no pump and shit, just use a hose and suck on it until the gasoline enters your mouth..trick is to not breathe the fumes, almost impossible..yeah, we were already drunk so it just added to the fire.

care to share?