50 Thieves

I knew someone who liked to huff gas. Pretty sure that's not the best thing for you. :Oh crap

Are you fucking stupid or what??

No one is huffing anything.

No one is sucking anything..

Its all done with a pump.

Jesus H Christ.. How stupid are you Gfyers............

Unreal.

I was suggesting a alternative,I wasn't suggesting people programming pumps lol..I doubt 50 % of people here can do html

Leave the suggestions to the Pros...

I make mad cash doing this, I know what im doing.

Im thinking of increasing the demand by posting on craigslist..

To sell my gas to more people at a faster rate..

Im not sure if I will risk getting busted or not. I doubt it. I mean if hookers-whores can post there offering sex and not get busted, I can sell gas I think..

They cant prove my gas is stolen.

I don't know what is funnier, that you are doing it, or that you had to buy a kit... LMAO.

Why is that funny??

How much money to you make in a weekend pretty boy??

It's funny cuz unless you are a fucking chick or your daddy ran off, you learn how to syphon gas at about the age of 11, and don't need a fucking "Kit" to do it.

Wrong.

It was on the news just last week, a string of incidents in the US of people instantly reprogramming gas station pumps and making off with like $70-$90 worth of gas for $5 or so. There have been some arrests.


Me, I won't kill anyone I catch fucking with my vehicle or it's gas tank, but I WILL take a fucking lead pipe to them and put them out of commision while I call the cops to come haul them way for general scumbaggery. :D

Well im no kid.

Im a pro.. And this is how the pros do it kid.......

I dont go and siphon the shit with my mouth like some 11 year old N1GGER kid...

I use the proper tools, and make this a biz.. A very profitable one at that.

This isnt you and your dad having fun going and taking the neighbors gas.

This is a several thousand dollar profit per week setup.

Not some kids having fun.

Got it??

Kid...

This isnt Alias...... Im not gunna go learn to reprogram some gas station pump and have some coporation and the cops come after me...

Its a lot easier to go to the local SUV gas tank, open up the cap and suck out 20 gallons at a time.. For free with no paper trail.

I made a craigslist posting on selling discounted gas a few hours back.

I already have 3 customers... Making deliverys tomorrow.

A little feisty this evening AH?

** It was a true story, though only losely related to your original post.

:1orglaugh

one of them is a local cop who is going to beat you before he arrests you

You may not be a kid, but you sure are an idiot... who the fuck sucks on the hose? Stupid ass. You fill the hose up with Gas, put your fucking thumb over the end, stick the hose in the tank, hold the hose lower than the tank, remove your thumb... fucking idiot, go suck on a hose... LMAO

I was stealing 150 gallons a diesel a night from logging trucks when I was 14. Let me know what you when you get past this beginner shit, and I'll teach you where the real money is.

I know you are a troll. But does this happen in the US for real? How do they get away with it? I mean, they have to attach some pipe to the 'victims' car? How can do that?

Here all fuel openings are locked on cars for example...So you have to damage the car?

Insane

Just got back from a delivery..... Sold 363.00 worth of gas just now to a shop.

This is getting easier and easier..

Going to make another run tonight to refuel product.

Whatever..

I use equipment.

I know the biz and what im doing.,

If you are so smart, why dont you move along and find other places to hang or other things to do.

Stop hanging with the trolls as you call them, and go dance the streets like a good lil dutch boy down the path of dikes and windmills in your wooden shoes.

GFY was built by people like me, bow to the power or move along.

This is a Buzziness thread.

Cops have better things to do, than to look for people posting on Craigslist selling a few barrels of gas.

Only difference being - Walter Mitty had imagination.

Stick to your bondage perversions........ Fucking pervert.....

Ill stick to making money, and sharing my tips with people who like to make and save money.

I love it anal hobbit is funny as hell!
 

I don't support any of the ideas anal hobbit has. Its just not the right way to be, but he is very funny and it's great stuff... super entertaining! But, above all that, the joke is on you guys! He is just being a smart ass and being sarcastic making up off the wall stories to get your reactions! This guy isn't running around stealing gas all night... hahahahahaha He is posting on here and making you JUMP when he TELLS you 2!

Anal Hobbit i have a chevy blazer s10 i need 25 gallons please

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this uses 13 gallons an hr maybe i should run with anal hobbit

No it is not. BP4L is so 2000.....

Haha, I love anal hobbit threads.

Yo I used to work at a gas station and the tanker truck came in for a refill right and I was like "hey bro we work in the same industry, can I take it for a joy ride? I never rode a 18 speed" and it took awhile but he was like "ok yea but only around the block" and then I drove the truck to my house and unloaded the gas into a bunch of plastic bags and drove the truck back to the station and peeled out of there before the dude found out. I totally saved thousands by doing that!

I can totally one up Anal_Habit

What you do is find a tanker truck at a gas station, it doesnt matter if its refilling or not cuz gas aint flammable until like 140 degrees so just bust in and steal the truck then take it to a chop shop and have them take the gas logo off and put one for like a milk company. You just made huge profits!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jesus doesn't approve of this.
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yo stealing gas is petty small time shit... the mad bling is in robbin gas stations

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:1orglaugh great tip :thumbsup

I have locking gas caps on all of my vechiles. And if I see you anywhere near my gas tank, I'll be sure to light a match and toss it in your direction to help you see. :)

And on that line of thought, if any of you DO have large quantities of gasoline for sale in black market manner, I am game so hit me up. So if any of you have stolen a tanker and dont know what to do with it...

Exactly.........

And committed a pretty big crime.. Not to mention grand thieft auto.....

You do major time for that shit kid.

the shits for real, many people have already been seriously injured or killed stealing gas from their work trucks, etc

Last I heard a dude was killed drilling holes into their mail trucks gas tank,
which they place a rubber plug to drain easy every time they need gas..

The dude drilled a hole and sparked and kinda blew up

anal hobbit rules
 

hey anal how much gas did you get las night? how many cars did you hit?

I was merely correcting your previous statement that "no one
is reprogramming gas pumps"... that's all. I never suggested that you try it.


Knock yourself out.

Don't be phoning me to bail you out when you're locked in a holding cell with bubba the bumblaster though. :D

carefully.....


Mr. Romance

Not sure I would want a mixture of everyone's shitty gas in my tank:upsidedow

who the fuck do you sell it to

Nah it was cool the driver was laughing about the situation after he got canned :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this seems to be a thread for absolutely successfull webmasters :-)

I heart Anal Hobbit's threads.

When gas prices go up to 4.00 per gallon, think again..

Besides, what are you scared of??? Gas tank STD's???

PEOPLE.......

Im trying to make a deal with local fleets here in the area..

There a a bunch of biz owners with fleets of vehicles that would be intrested.

Thats where the big money is.

Speak American ya Soviet Fuck.

Ironic......

I bought a locking gas cap for my cars today.