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SteveLightspeed · 06-02-2006, 02:34 AM

I found the article from the WSJ on a spanish website, and used altavista's babelfish tool to translate it. Too funny!

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The delicate balance between porno online and the family
Writing of Local knowledge the 28/04/2006

In the business of the pornography in the Network, more or less everybody has heard speak of Steve Lightspeed.

In the business of the pornography in Internet, more or less everybody has heard speak of Steve Lightspeed. This man controls a network of more than thirty sites for adults (and raising). But few in this industry know too much about Steve Jones, that therefore is really called, a man of 39 years, married and father of two children who hide after the pseudonymous mentioned one.

Outside the sector, Mr. Jones and his wife - who takes books of accounting of the company have a low profile. They make it to protect his children and to get rid of any critic that could fall to them.

And it is that we spoke of a subject still relatively recent: few Americans were interested in porno online until end of years 90, when the number of sites of this type lived a true boom.

Jones says that it is not shamed of his vocation. "the problem is the public perception", explains. "There are too many false ideas on which we do. They think that we are implied totally in dirty businesses, and is not thus ".

Its company, Lightspeed Average Corp., have had a great growth (now has fifteen employees) and it moves already in new markets, like the one of the DVD sale. The last year, the company/signature invoiced approximately 5 million dollars, with benefits of a million dollars.

The efforts of Jones to seem legal are seen seriously eroded by the type of porno that offers. One is photos and videos of young models and, although the warnings of the Mayores type of 18 years have been a constant in their policies of marketing, the mistrusts of many before the youth of many of the girls do not decrease. The users pay between 30 and 40 dollars to the month, according to the amount from sites to which they want to have access.

Towards decade ends of the 90, the personage was an eager consumer for porno online. At that time he put an announcement destined to models become fond of in an alternative weekly newspaper of Seattle (the U.S.A.).

He managed to take control of the services of three girls and began to photograph them naked in the outskirts. "he really did not know very well what he was doing", he declares. "Our objective era to gain something of additional money to pay the school of our children".

The certain thing is that it had luck, because arrived quickly at the top in an industry where this often does not happen. In addition, its personality is so contagious that porno is already emulated by the managers of rival sites. Jones refuses to reveal details on its pay, but it assures that it does not drive a car of one hundred thousand dollars and that it does not have yacht, but simply one marries pleasant and a work that it likes.

It travels constantly to promote his business during the seven days of the week (often it works twelve hours daily), trying to establish the masterful lines of his marketing and the relations with partners of businesses and models. He still portrays some women, although most of the work makes three photographers.

He affirms that to him and his wife they like more that their friends are of the sector, than nothing to save the nuisance to explain to what they dedicate themselves. The relations with the family also can be difficult: the mother of Jones works for Lightspeed, but some relatives do not know this point and, if they found out, they would disapprove it.

Nevertheless, the main preoccupation of our man is to protect its children. Logically it has installed blocking software of illicit contents in the computers of the children, because to work in that sector him it has made more sensible to the question.

When the boys arrive at one more a more adult age, he affirms that their parents will explain to them what they do. "it would not matter to me that my children implied themselves in this business... Between frames ", it concludes.

2HousePlague · 06-02-2006, 02:37 AM

Pronouns are a bitch.

2hp

Gentle_Ben · 06-02-2006, 02:38 AM

Those free translation sites are pretty lousy. I'm actually surprised that it did such a good job! Usually incomprehensible. What's the link for the original?

06-02-2006, 02:34 AM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Lost in translation! LOL I found the article from the WSJ on a spanish website, and used altavista's babelfish tool to translate it. Too funny! ----------------------------------------------- The delicate balance between porno online and the family Writing of Local knowledge the 28/04/2006 In the business of the pornography in the Network, more or less everybody has heard speak of Steve Lightspeed. In the business of the pornography in Internet, more or less everybody has heard speak of Steve Lightspeed. This man controls a network of more than thirty sites for adults (and raising). But few in this industry know too much about Steve Jones, that therefore is really called, a man of 39 years, married and father of two children who hide after the pseudonymous mentioned one. Outside the sector, Mr. Jones and his wife - who takes books of accounting of the company have a low profile. They make it to protect his children and to get rid of any critic that could fall to them. And it is that we spoke of a subject still relatively recent: few Americans were interested in porno online until end of years 90, when the number of sites of this type lived a true boom. Jones says that it is not shamed of his vocation. "the problem is the public perception", explains. "There are too many false ideas on which we do. They think that we are implied totally in dirty businesses, and is not thus ". Its company, Lightspeed Average Corp., have had a great growth (now has fifteen employees) and it moves already in new markets, like the one of the DVD sale. The last year, the company/signature invoiced approximately 5 million dollars, with benefits of a million dollars. The efforts of Jones to seem legal are seen seriously eroded by the type of porno that offers. One is photos and videos of young models and, although the warnings of the Mayores type of 18 years have been a constant in their policies of marketing, the mistrusts of many before the youth of many of the girls do not decrease. The users pay between 30 and 40 dollars to the month, according to the amount from sites to which they want to have access. Towards decade ends of the 90, the personage was an eager consumer for porno online. At that time he put an announcement destined to models become fond of in an alternative weekly newspaper of Seattle (the U.S.A.). He managed to take control of the services of three girls and began to photograph them naked in the outskirts. "he really did not know very well what he was doing", he declares. "Our objective era to gain something of additional money to pay the school of our children". The certain thing is that it had luck, because arrived quickly at the top in an industry where this often does not happen. In addition, its personality is so contagious that porno is already emulated by the managers of rival sites. Jones refuses to reveal details on its pay, but it assures that it does not drive a car of one hundred thousand dollars and that it does not have yacht, but simply one marries pleasant and a work that it likes. It travels constantly to promote his business during the seven days of the week (often it works twelve hours daily), trying to establish the masterful lines of his marketing and the relations with partners of businesses and models. He still portrays some women, although most of the work makes three photographers. He affirms that to him and his wife they like more that their friends are of the sector, than nothing to save the nuisance to explain to what they dedicate themselves. The relations with the family also can be difficult: the mother of Jones works for Lightspeed, but some relatives do not know this point and, if they found out, they would disapprove it. Nevertheless, the main preoccupation of our man is to protect its children. Logically it has installed blocking software of illicit contents in the computers of the children, because to work in that sector him it has made more sensible to the question. When the boys arrive at one more a more adult age, he affirms that their parents will explain to them what they do. "it would not matter to me that my children implied themselves in this business... Between frames ", it concludes. __________________ Abra-cadabra!

06-02-2006, 02:37 AM	#2
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Pronouns are a bitch. 2hp __________________ tada!

06-02-2006, 02:38 AM	#3
Gentle_Ben Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Barcelona Posts: 733	Those free translation sites are pretty lousy. I'm actually surprised that it did such a good job! Usually incomprehensible. What's the link for the original? __________________ ICQ ME: 203-810-401