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I bet Cory does not even sweat at the gym....
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Beautifully written, totally captivating.....but wow!
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The big problem at my gym is the owner is a cheap bastard. He took out one of the water coolers to save a few bucks, but worse, when a machine breaks down it's out of commission for months.
I'm sure he gets one of his Italian garage mechanics to come by to fix them, and of course, unless it's got a hood on it he's clueless. The obvious answer would be to go somewhere else, but of course i'm locked in for the year and yes, it's quite a bit cheaper than some others - you get what you pay for! (One other pet peeve is the sales people who always tell you you're getting a "time-limited deal" or "we'll give you a discount since you're ______" when the membership price is ALWAYS the same. It's so obvious and yet they say it with a straight face!) |
My wife and I have been hitting the gym. She thought the puddles on the ground were from people spilling their water. After a half hour on the bikes next to each other, she saw two puddles of sweat below my bike and she instantly realized that this hasn't been water she's been seeing.
Another pet peeve - how about people that don't wipe down the machines of their sweat when they are done? It's one thing to sweat and it lands on the floor, but what about all the sweat and grime people leave on the handles, buttons and displays? Mike B |
Great read :thumbsup
My worst pet peeve is the fat chick on one of those reclined cycle machines going .3 miles per hour speaking loudly on the phone to a friend. The same girl probably bitches that she works out 4 times a week and just CAN'T seem to loose any weight ... must be genetics. |
I have access to a very very nice college gym, so luckily there are hardly any of those problems...no huge fuckers and only hot hot girls. Gotta get there early though for parking and to have the place empty.
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What about the kiddies who come in, train their biceps and triceps for like, 20 minutes, look in the mirror, flexing their 'muscles' looking all cool, and then decide it's enough for the day... And when you see them the next day, they'll do exactly the same.. lol
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Yeah what about the people with B.O.
Sheesh, take a shower before working out as well as after. Nobody wants to smell you. |
Thats a funny list :) I use my own shower, deal with my own sweat, look at myself nude, grunt in private and look at milfs online, hehe :)
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Ellisa, You've just changed my perception of the gym. Mike B |
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Raven, I am the same as you, a control freak (to some degree). If I got a trainer (which I considered) I would need a total ass hole. Otherwise, I would run the show.
Verbal, you see them on the phone, you see them doing make up...etc....I mean, do they seriously think they are loosing weight? I know, I know, taking a brisk walk burs calories...but lets get real, you need to go hard, you need to feel it. |
Anthony and BigB, I try to avoid sweat.
haha Totally kidding, ironically, I am a sweater. I sweat after my first set usually. I have never understood people that "workout" and never break a sweat. |
Good writting skills
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LoL thanks Paris ;) |
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As to sweating, I have a deal with him. If I should die while training, he is to wipe the sweat off of me. |
I think you just wrote the bible on Gym ethics..
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Well, you looked great the last time I saw you, so whatever you are doing is working. Thanks for the email, I am going to check that out a bit later. :thumbsup |
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