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![]() i had an ingrown toenail for like 2 weeks now & its just been getting worse so I had to see a podiatrist to get it removed, didnt think anything would be that bad since i knew they give ya shot in the toe to numb it up. i mean, its just a fuckin toe, right? lol
so i go and sit in the chair, wait for the doc, she comes in, pulls out this HUGE and long needle, and im like "uhhh..thats going in my toe????" she said "yep. sure is." i asked her if its like getting a regualar shot or worse, and she said "well..its a little worse." and then the bitch smirked at me, almost to say 'you have no clue how bad its gonna hurt'. ![]() she comes in, and the doc started slowly pushing this HUGE FUCKIN NEEDLE in my fuckin toe, ALL the way through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() now, im not that afraid of needles, or even pain for that matter (i have my tongue, eyebrown and hood pierced..i somewhat have a tolerance for pain). I would have seriously rather have been shot in the fuckin leg than to go through that torture shit again. I wanted to take pics with my cell phone but couldnt reach it from where i was at. i had 2 big bleeding holes in my fuckin toe. anyways, so she fixed my toe and all is well now. in 2 days it'll be 90% back to normal. all of that shit, for a fuckin toe. ![]() ![]() |
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Damn that sucks, you did need to get that taken care of and I know that pain rocked your world. I had that done and never ever doing that again. Mine was infected and was nasty and with the pain of the infection and needle, thought I was going to die.
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Wow hun, I hope you'll never have to do that again!
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Sorry to hear that girl.
On another note if you swap the word needle for dick and toe for pussy you have one hell of a pre written blog entry. ![]()
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ouch, no fun!!
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Shit I can almost feel it......
It didnt really need to be that bad either - she could have numbed up the injection site with a small needle first. |
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I had an ingrown once. Removed it myself with an exacto knife, plyers and a bottle of jack. no shit.
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That needle is nothing compared to birth sweetie. The pain of birth is like getting your arm cut off ten times or the old saying, its like pooping a watermelon! lol
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i get ingrown toe nails too but nothing like that sheesh!
how did it get that bad? usually when my toe starts to hurt I soak them for awhile then cut it out |
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ROTFL .... that 3rd paragraph was awesome...
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No joking matter. Usually since the pain in toes are so bad abd that they have to scrape in there.. they put you under. I had to take my friend through this ![]()
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Worst pain I ever felt was when I was 17 working in a deli.
I sliced the top of my right index off,,, almost to the bone. When I get to the emergency room the doctor injects something directly in the middle of my finger to stop the bleeding. |
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ouch.....
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Damn that sucks...Hopefully you will be 100% again soon...
Btw my worst pain was a dislocated arm, that wouldn't get back :S
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had that done a couple of time, wasn't that special
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did it look like this one?
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but seeing as you started it - lol - ![]() It was when I broke my leg - I was pissed and fell over and smashed it real bad - the lower part of leg was in about 30 bits. When I lifted my leg the foot stayed where it was. Anyway I passed from the pain - thank god - so I dont remember it happening but then when I woke up my friends thought I was making a fuss and decided to stand me up and make me walk next door to my house. They were carrying me under the shoulders so I couldnt even just collapse back to the ground. They got real pissy because I was 'behaving like a big baby'! That was still nothing compared to the pain after the operation - they had to give me Ketamine - a horse tranq - and it was still like my leg was on fire. I begging for them to just 'cut the fucking thing off' at one point. |
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he comes in, and the stud started slowly pushing this HUGE FUCKIN COCK in my fuckin pussy, ALL the way through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I started crying like a little bitch & swearing up a storm! So, a few minutes later, he starts preparing the OTHER side of my body, oh no...HES GONNA DO IT AGAIN! At this point, I started crying cuz i knew what was about to happen again lol so this time, he hurried up and poked me, shoved the needle the whole way in and out..i SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS omg that was the worst pain i've ever felt in my life!! |
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It's coming look busy
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near end, forgot one needle remark.
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I hear ya on the pain. I had one so bad when I was 14 I had to have surgery on it. It grew out the bottom of my toe. They trimmed 1/4 of the nail right off to the base. It doesn't grow there anymore. After the pain and suffering of the whole thing i make sure to keep my toes in good shape now. You only have two feet and they have to carry you for the rest of your life.
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auch that hurts a lot!
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Damn..my toe hurts looking at that..ouch
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While I can sympathize, I can one up you.
I went through the procedure in high school. The next day some guy thought he would be funny and intentionally stomped down on that foot. |
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Damn girl, that doesn't sound like any fun. Hopefully your man will pamper you for a day or so.
~hugs~
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Ouch.. sorry to hear you had to go through it.
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