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I'm here for SPORT
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What attributes do you look for in a girlfriend?
i'm wondering - what do you look for in a girlfriend.
I've always been pretty open - but i'm starting to think i need to be more specific. the thing i think i want the most is someone who actually gives a shit about me.
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sell me your banners
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if she's right she's right, you can be specific all you want but next thing you know a totally different girl walks around the corner... takes your breath away and you're sold.
Personality is important, sweet girls always make me weak... I'll do anything for a sweet girl (not just GF's).
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So Fucking Banned
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WIFE
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a vagina
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So Fucking Banned
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Ability to suck cock
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So Fucking Banned
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Ability to teabag
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Im a giirl..so in reverse I look for three things
1. Honesty 2. Integrity 3. Great sense of humor/Fun loving
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it's why my new goal is to actually find someone who actually gives a shit about me. appearance - i'm flexible. age - i'm flexible location - i'm flexible sex - needs to be good and lots. drugs/booze - must be under controll education - not necessarily formal but has to be bright. hair - prefer brunettes but flexible pubic hair - must be VERY short or shaved (love to eat pussy, not bush)
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The one and only!
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good sense of humor....nice body...mutual attraction obviously.
but then again a girlfriend for me is extracurricular and not a relationship relationship.
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aka K-Man
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1. big penis
2. cant look like a man 3. plenty of hormones so no body hair or deep voice
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none of those apply to me. i'm not against someone with kids. I will go a lot slower though if kids are involved i want to get married again i couldn't care less if she's older or younger
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Everywhere You Wanna Be!
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to be honest the better looking a girl is the more i stand back and make her prove to me she has a brain.
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MUTE with good oral skillz
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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i'm flew a girl up that i met in edmonton a couple of weeks ago. we are having a great time so far tonight (she's in the shower, we're about to go out to dinner)... she definitely is into me, maybe too much though
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sell me your banners
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Pounding Googlebot
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Someone with a pretty thorough understanding of the industry I work in.
Someone who's interested in me and not what I could do for them or their career. No golddiggers. Someone I can hold a good conversation with. Someone who likes to travel. Someone who meshes well with my personality. WG
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I need a beer
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A good head on her shoulders and a whore in the bedroom
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i'm left wondering if that's too much to ask for
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Pounding Googlebot
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Pounding Googlebot
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Old broad
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Mark Tiarra made an interesting post a while back. To paraphrase: Marry someone you'd hang out with even if she had a penis
It's easy to fall in love, even easier to fall in lust, but hard to fall in like. Find someone you actually really LIKE and the rest comes easy ;) |
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if it's a coke girl - RUN. she'll destroy her own life in good time - no need to fuck yours up - but fuck her good a few times first.
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Quiet hit that doggystyle and post pics!!!!!!!!!!
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Old broad
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In my mid to late 20's (and some early 30's...) I was attracted to men who needed mothering. Even though it took several years, I finally realized that if they hadn't grown up by then, they weren't growing up. |
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A girl isn't like a car or a computer. You can't just spec it out and have someone build it for you.
The girl that's right for you... you won't know it until after you've found her. Not before. |
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I think we tend to go for immediate gratification instead of thinking about sharing a life with someone.
Anything superficial will fade so there best be something of substance to the relationship to stand the test of time!!!
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lol
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hmmm that old pic of cheshire with the beer spout in her ear and vagina on her forehead comes to mind. or was it vagina on her mouth? either way she was a popular girl.
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Bullshit!! There are plenty of us good women around you just dont have your eyes open to us!!!
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There comes a time when rub and tugs just don't work anymore...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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loyalty
shared interests same views on things
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off topic.... did you get rid of your dog or her???
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
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Ugly fat people are always pretty open and dont have much say.
My type is pretty broad too. As long as they are mature enough
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I'm here for SPORT
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