You'd think Paris could find shoes that fit her skeleton feet with all that money. I have HUGE calves, but if I was rich, I bet I could find boots to fit them, lmao!
You'd think Paris could find shoes that fit her skeleton feet with all that money. I have HUGE calves, but if I was rich, I bet I could find boots to fit them, lmao!
Like, 20 inches, lmao. That's why I probably weigh a lot more than people who have seen me would guess. I'm really solid underneath the chub. My calves are really thick and muscular, and muscle weighs more then fat, so people may assume I'm all fat, but only the top layer is fat. Follow me? But I still have two pairs of boots that fit me, and I am not an heiress, haha.
Anyway, you reminded me of something in high school...
This girl kinda ganked my boyfriend, but I got him back. I was walking to class the next day, wearing his t-shirt, and she made a comment to me about my legs being like tree trunks. I said, "Yeah, well, these tree trucks were wrapped around *your* boyfriend last night, sweetie." Haha, then I dumped him because he was a cheater, lmao.
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