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LavenderLounge · 05-30-2006, 09:40 AM

Electronic gadgets are from Japan, so is the fine art of Haiku:

The Web site you seek
cannot be located,
but countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Your file was so big.
And it might have been useful.
But now it is gone.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
That page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Quant_-_ · 05-30-2006, 04:29 PM

EZRhino · 05-30-2006, 05:21 PM

sweet

DWB · 05-30-2006, 06:44 PM

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?

hahahaha

05-30-2006, 09:40 AM	#1
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05-30-2006, 04:29 PM	#2
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05-30-2006, 05:21 PM	#3
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05-30-2006, 06:44 PM	#4
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred? hahahaha