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My friends Lamborghini just overheated...
My friend called me and said she was going to take her Diablo out for a little joyride, since the weather is so nice right now. Well, we were out enjoying all the attention when the temp started going up. We pulled into a McDonald's and the coolant was overflowing.
Now, this is not the focus of my thread. What I really want to discuss is what happened next. We decided to go inside to let the car cool off a bit, and we wandered over to the counter to order a couple of shakes to help us cool off as well. I asked for two arctic orange shakes. It was the biggest poster in the store. NEW ARCTIC ORANGE SHAKES AND CHOCOLATE DIPPED CONES. So, the girl working the counter pushes about 312 buttons, which seemed like a lot since I only asked for 2 orange shakes. After about 45 seconds of this, she asks me "did you say you wanted 2 promotional shakes?". I said "I don't know. Is the orange shake a promotional shake?" "Yes." she replied. "Well that's what I want." I said. Now, I wasn't suprised that she forgot what I wanted. I mean, the entire store had two people in it, including me and my friend. So because of all the activity she probably couldn't concentrate for the entire 45 seconds. But what I don't get is why ask me if I want a promotional shake? It isn't called a promotional shake on the menu. But the story has a happy ending, sort of. The shake was delicious...but it can only add to the fatness that is my ass. P.S. The Lambo cooled off and we drove it back to her house. No idea of the cause for the overheating. |
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Are you saying you went to McDo with a Lambo ? This can't be true!
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alright for some who can casually cruise in a lambo!
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what a strange thread
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i'm sure she had a button that said "promotional shake" on her register
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get the car fixed
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what lambo is it? diablo?
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I had a donkey over heat once as we went through a bank drive through... after I pressed a bunch of buttons, I got my milk shake and 1/2 quarter pounder, we watered the donkey, peeled rubber and went back to the white house.
No idea of the cause for the overheating. |
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But McD's had to do at the moment. I will admit that it looked a bit out of place next to the rusted hulk of an early eighties conversion van. she has the same problem with her car as I do with mine; ground clearance. I drive a Viper, and it's a bitch getting into some parking lots. It can't take much of a grade or the front scrapes like a mexican lowrider. This McDonald's was a smooth entry from the road, no curb at all. |
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It's cuz the stupid bitch didn't know what button to push on the keypad. You should have really fucked with her and given her exact change to get just bill back...
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This thread was a bout a shake yet the title was about a car. Hrmmm.
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damn stupid me
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It was just that on this occasion I was out with my friend and her car overheated, and her car is a dead sexy Lamborghini. She's quite the collector of "whips". She's got:
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I know what you mean. I rarely go to fast food joints but when I do, they seem to mess up something.
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Yesterday I was in another McDonald's and I asked for a "#2 with a diet coke instead of coffee". The girl crackles back through the drive through speaker "You want a (unintelligible) with a (unintelligible)?"
"I want the sausage McMuffin with egg meal with a diet coke." "You..wha..hu...You want a sausage McMuffin?" "I want a #2 meal with a diet coke instead of coffee." "Oh, you want a suasage McMuffin with egg and no cheese." "No, you can put cheese on it. The way it comes." "You want the regular egg or the folded egg?" "You know what, I'm going to come inside." "You're coming inside?" "Yeah." |
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.....that's weird!!! is your friend was driving slow??? if yes.. I think that's the problem
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by lamborghini you mean chevy corsica right?
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I saw a blue lambo at a taco bell once.
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sweet collection of cars
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Mcdonalds sucks, thats what you get when you hire people that dont give a crap about the job.
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About 50 of those are corvettes from 1953 to 2006, plus about 20-25 mid to late 60's muscle cars. While it's a great collection, it's kind of sad that they mostly just sit there. Hell, even if he drove a different one every day he would only drive them each twice a year! Mostly he drives his pick up truck. |
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post a pic of your friend.
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Tell her to put more water in her rad
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What a lame ass story.
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WTF
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ouch!!!!
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what is wrong about it? www.lambounfall.de
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i should pull out the equation that determines your life span after 2 visits in macdonalds in row
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this is a special thread
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What does she do for a living? i am always interested in knowing how people acquired enough money to buy such nice cars so one day I might be able to emulate them in some way.
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sweet as cars!
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strange story...
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No more McD's for me. I'm moving to Texas so I can hit Whataburger.
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Lamborghini's make sense....
Mr. Romance
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