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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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I was stuck sitting next to a psycho on my flight today....
Took Delta and seated in row 2 , it was me in the aisle and this old lady in the window. Jesus she would not stop babbling..... I wanted to elbow her and knock her out so I could grab some zzzz'ssss
I told her that i took some sleep pills and i might conk out...So long story short thank god it wasnt long flight. I always get shafted like this |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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That sucks glad you had a safe trip though.
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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You should have slipped her the sleeping pills
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Seattle & Manila
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Were you in first class?
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#5 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Seattle & Manila
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If you were, you should have asked them to "take care of her"
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"..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: At the top of the food chain
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You should have told her that you just got paroled that morning......
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#7 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,804
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tell them that your asshole is sore from a gangbang lol bet it works
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Clueless OleMan
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: ICQ - 169903487
Posts: 11,009
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Be kind to old people, it's the thing to do! She is prolly a member of the greatest generation. Her good works may have enabled you to be the pornographer you are today!!! A little respect please!
Someday even if 30 years off , you make be suffering the effects of the drugs and drinking you do and have dementia too. |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Illinois
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shoulda elbowed
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#10 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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I never talk or even glance at the person sitting next to me. I'm anti social I don't even acknowledge the person sitting next to me let alone talk to them.
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Keyboard Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: One of the outer rings of Hell
Posts: 9,653
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IPOD ends all conversations.
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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yeah an ipod in the ear and some sunglasses and you are set
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Cute way to say I flew ?first class?? You're my type..
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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as we always do on shoots:shut her up with a cock!
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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where was your guardian? i know you had a hard time convincing delta that you were a "little person" instead of a kid...
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perverted justice decoy
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
Posts: 19,291
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two questions...
did you hit it? where are the pix?
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Join Date: May 2006
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that suck sitting next to someone who is psycho but glad you had a good trip..
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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Dude what are you doing out of the cabin again?
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