Beware the offer of going out for a few beers!! - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 05-23-2002, 12:41 PM

Important Notice :
Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspected pub regulars
to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a
woman.
There is a date rape drug going around called " BEER " and it appears in
liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at
parties to convince male victims to have sex with them.
" BEER " is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is
persuade a guy to consume a few units of " BEER " and simply ask him for
no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks.
After several " BEERS" men will often succumb to performing sex acts on
horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to.
Men often wake up after having " BEER" with only hazy memories of what
happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something
bad occurred. At times these unfortunate men might be conned into a
familiar scam known as " A RELATIONSHIP" - apparently men are easier
victims for this scam after the " BEER" has been administered and they have already been sexually attacked.
Forward this to every male you know ... However, if you fall victim to
this insidious drug and the predatory woman administering it, there are
male support groups where you can discuss
the details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of
similarly-affected guys. For your nearest support group look up " PUBS"
in the yellow pages.
Be careful out there.

Amputate Your Head · 05-23-2002, 12:44 PM

old, but still funny.

-=HOAX=- · 05-23-2002, 12:44 PM

I concur...

MrBandwidth · 05-23-2002, 12:46 PM

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn
chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the
lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me,
"You should be hung!"

I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

-MrB

shawcutie · 05-23-2002, 12:48 PM

Damnit JFK you busted me...offering free beer is the only way we cute Texas girls know how to take a guy home

JFK · 05-23-2002, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie
Damnit JFK you busted me...offering free beer is the only way we cute Texas girls know how to take a guy home

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH Baby take me home

I am Older but still dont know any better

Platinum Cherry · 05-23-2002, 12:58 PM

Puh-leeeeeze, it does not take the sniff of a cap to get you guys in the sack!! Who you trying to kidd, she needs the drug for herself, the more she drinks the better you look! LMAO!

Cher~
Hugs n' Kisses

JFK · 05-23-2002, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Cherry
Puh-leeeeeze, it does not take the sniff of a cap to get you guys in the sack!! Who you trying to kidd, she needs the drug for herself, the more she drinks the better you look! LMAO!

Cher~
Hugs n' Kisses

Have another I wanna look really great

05-23-2002, 12:41 PM	#1
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	Beware the offer of going out for a few beers!! Important Notice : Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspected pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a woman. There is a date rape drug going around called " BEER " and it appears in liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince male victims to have sex with them. " BEER " is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of " BEER " and simply ask him for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks. After several " BEERS" men will often succumb to performing sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often wake up after having " BEER" with only hazy memories of what happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At times these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar scam known as " A RELATIONSHIP" - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the " BEER" has been administered and they have already been sexually attacked. Forward this to every male you know ... However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory woman administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of similarly-affected guys. For your nearest support group look up " PUBS" in the yellow pages. Be careful out there. __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

05-23-2002, 12:44 PM	#3
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I concur... __________________ Insert Value Here.

05-23-2002, 12:48 PM	#5
shawcutie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 577	Damnit JFK you busted me...offering free beer is the only way we cute Texas girls know how to take a guy home __________________ Yes, I am Mrs. Shaw ;)

05-23-2002, 12:58 PM	#7
Platinum Cherry Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 177	Puh-leeeeeze, it does not take the sniff of a cap to get you guys in the sack!! Who you trying to kidd, she needs the drug for herself, the more she drinks the better you look! LMAO! Cher~ Hugs n' Kisses __________________ Platinum Bucks Platinum Dialers $40.00 a signup, Earn Platinum Rewards points with each signup GO BIG GO PLATINUM OR GO HOME!!

05-23-2002, 12:44 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	old, but still funny.

05-23-2002, 12:46 PM	#4
MrBandwidth Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 191	One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass." -MrB