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gangbangjoe 05-29-2006 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by iTEAM
AMEN! Works every time, well almost.


we should stop there or i will start again getting mad bout how fucked up this is...

why women are like that and shit...

newbreed 05-29-2006 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
we should stop there or i will start again getting mad bout how fucked up this is...

why women are like that and shit...

Just preach it, Brother, we're all with ya! :thumbsup

Nismo 05-29-2006 02:45 PM

"will you be walking to you car alone tonight?"

buddyjuf 05-29-2006 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fucksakes 05-29-2006 02:52 PM

hi mom..

DutchTeenCash 05-29-2006 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ohface
When I Was 15 Years Old I Told This Chicken Head That I Wanted To "just Stick The Head In To See How It Feels".... She Sid "ok, But Only If You Promiss That You Will Only Stick The Head In" Lol I Told Her Yes!!! I Tried To Keep My Word But Some How I Got The More Then The Head In She Was Mad And Never Spoke To Me Again.

lol too funny

NTSS 05-29-2006 04:28 PM

"hi".........

NoWhErE 05-29-2006 04:31 PM

I tell them I own a massage therapy company.

Works like a charm everytime.

u-Bob 05-29-2006 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HighRoller 05-29-2006 04:38 PM

benchwarmers
 
this movie any good?

woj 05-29-2006 06:00 PM

50...........

Why 05-29-2006 06:14 PM

'i soooo want to bone you' seems to work wonders. ;)

nico-t 05-29-2006 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
OK, a girl I know has been blowing my phone up for a fews days, wanted to get together. She had been at my place a couple weeks ago and left something here in my couch (there is a compartment in my couch for storing shit like remote controls and other little things). I have been in and out a lot and it wasnt really a priority for me to be here just so she could stop over and get her shit...

I am not typically a social person, and don't generally like people here at my home, especially someone I don't know that well and don't feel like hanging around and talking to while I have better shit to do...

So, last night she called and said she was just around the corner, and asked if she could swing by. Trying to make sure she didn't think for a moment that I wanted her to stick around for any length of time, I told her cool stop by, but I only have about 20 minutes before I had to be somewhere.

So she gets here, gets her shit out of the couch, then turns around and said back to me, "So, you have 20 minutes?", and it was on from there.

Needless to say, it didn't take 20 minutes, I had like 17 to spare to get out of here...haha

shit thats how it should be all the time... fuck the hassle!

nico-t 05-29-2006 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by woj
50...........

really? what did she say?

SgtStrider 05-29-2006 07:02 PM

"you want to fuck at my place or yours?" some times it works and some times I got a slap in the face. :winkwink:

minusonebit 05-29-2006 07:32 PM

"Are you workin" and "Need a ride?"

Reak AGV 05-29-2006 07:35 PM

Most of the time I just grab her hand and say my room.. :)

MasterSEO 05-29-2006 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by woj
50...........


congrats! :1orglaugh

FunForOne 05-29-2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
you really said that or did you see that in a movie or shit?


I saw it in a movie I'm sure. I dont remember. I used a few times just to be funny. I dont think it ever worked. I remember telling a stripper that once. She took my money and shook her ass in my face, but I'm not sure that had anything to do with the line. :thumbsup

gangbangjoe 05-30-2006 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Reak AGV
Most of the time I just grab her hand and say my room.. :)

:thumbsup :winkwink:


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