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RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 03:10 PM

TYSON OR LEWIS?

dipshit moron retard · 05-23-2002, 03:13 PM

although im cheering for tyson, lewis is gunna cream him.

-=HOAX=- · 05-23-2002, 03:17 PM

If tyson can control his psychotic tendencies and actually do some boxing he may get lucky...I definitely think he's got more power than lewis...

But lewis may manage to keep him at bay and out box him...

Although for some reason I see a technical decision in lewis' favor when tyson's head spins 360 and he tries to molest him and various member's of the audience.

FlyingIguana · 05-23-2002, 03:21 PM

lewis is too defensive. tyson isn't the fighter he used to be but i think he can get that one shot in to knock out lewis.

15 years ago this would be 3 rounds max. most likely 1.

jreaka · 05-23-2002, 03:38 PM

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although im cheering for tyson, lewis is gunna cream him.

Why would any one cheer for a convicted rapist?

I will agree, Lewis will get in his head somehow and kill him

Steve · 05-23-2002, 03:41 PM

interesting point brought up by Eveander Holyfield. He's fought both men, more than once. He says Lewis has the tools to destroy Tyson , but doesn't fight aggressivly enough to handle Tyson - the way Holyfield did.

Roxxy · 05-23-2002, 03:43 PM

I really hope Lewis knocks Tyson's bitch ass out!

Babaganoosh · 05-23-2002, 03:47 PM

Lewis all the way. Lewis is gonna fuck Tyson 'til Tyson loves him.

FlyingIguana · 05-23-2002, 03:51 PM

anyways, whens roy jones' next fight?

money4all · 05-23-2002, 04:07 PM

tyson will win regardless of his nature

RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 04:08 PM

tyson will win... tyson is a beast

RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 04:08 PM

i hope he doesnt bite lewis

TopCashQ · 05-23-2002, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by RollyWong316
i hope he doesnt bite lewis

Too late - he took a bite out of Lewis' leg during the scrap at the pre-fight press conference.

kmanrox · 05-23-2002, 05:15 PM

when is the fight?

Amputate Your Head · 05-23-2002, 05:19 PM

Tyson will pummel him into complete and utter defeat.

bhutocracy · 05-23-2002, 06:10 PM

if you want to see whats going to happen to tyson.. look at the Lewis vs Tua fight.. Tua is a gun the same way tyson was in his day.. young.. same stature.. shortish but built like a brick shithouse... couldn't touch lewis... Tua is one of my favourite fighters.. one of his fights didn't make it to 20 seconds

and heaps never made it past the 1 minute mark.. It was the most incredibly frustrating fight i'd ever seen.. just lewis with a foot's advantage in reach touching him up with long range jabs and Tua having to jump up to try and catch him while lewis leant back.. did that for 12 rounds.. if even one of Tua's had connected it would have been lights out.. but.. Lewis had the discipline to stick it out.. what i'd love to see is a Tua vs Tyson fight.. THAT would be explosive...

Mr.Fiction · 05-23-2002, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
anyways, whens roy jones' next fight?

Roy Jones hasn't fought anyone worth a shit in years. The guy is a chicken, not a champion.

I'm supporting the Roycott!

drunkmonkey · 05-23-2002, 07:09 PM

Roy Jones sucks ass. I despise showboat boxers like him. Muhammad Ali, Naseem Hamed, Sweetpea Whitaker, Roy Jones Jr., are all fighters that you have to chase around the ring to fight. They would rather look good than be good. Roy Jones Jr. only looks good because there is NOBODY in his division that is worth a shit. Bernard Hopkins was the only decent fighter I have ever seen Jones fight.

It is hard to tell what Tyson is going to do in this fight against Lewis. There is definately going to be some crazy shit because it appears that Tyson could give a flying fuck about his boxing career anymore. If he does not win by a knockout in the first few rounds, he is going to say "aw, fuck it" and probably pull out a gun.

There is no way I am going to miss this fight.

bhutocracy · 05-23-2002, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by drunkmonkey
Roy Jones sucks ass. I despise showboat boxers like him. Muhammad Ali, Naseem Hamed, Sweetpea Whitaker, Roy Jones Jr., are all fighters that you have to chase around the ring to fight. They would rather look good than be good. Roy Jones Jr. only looks good because there is NOBODY in his division that is worth a shit. Bernard Hopkins was the only decent fighter I have ever seen Jones fight.

It is hard to tell what Tyson is going to do in this fight against Lewis. There is definately going to be some crazy shit because it appears that Tyson could give a flying fuck about his boxing career anymore. If he does not win by a knockout in the first few rounds, he is going to say "aw, fuck it" and probably pull out a gun.

There is no way I am going to miss this fight.

i can't believe i missed seeing prince naseem getting knocked out.... i actually like some of his style.. the angles he gets through are ridiculous.. and he's got a punch.. but i hate that whole keep your hands down showboating thing.

RollyWong316 · 05-23-2002, 07:44 PM

roy jones jr is da man... why u hating?

sinomatic · 05-23-2002, 09:37 PM

I'm going to eat your kids, I'm going to eat mike tyson's kids...damn I'm hungry.
Lenox Lewis is going to win, I'm betting 1k on it.

HeadPimp · 05-23-2002, 11:28 PM

I would love to see Lewis feed Tyson his own teeth. Might actually make Tyson talk even funnier!

FlyingIguana · 05-23-2002, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by drunkmonkey
Roy Jones sucks ass. I despise showboat boxers like him. Muhammad Ali, Naseem Hamed, Sweetpea Whitaker, Roy Jones Jr., are all fighters that you have to chase around the ring to fight. They would rather look good than be good. Roy Jones Jr. only looks good because there is NOBODY in his division that is worth a shit. Bernard Hopkins was the only decent fighter I have ever seen Jones fight.

There is no way I am going to miss this fight.

who the hell is he suppose to fight? a lot of ppl call hopkins one of the top 3 pound for pound. roy jones makes everyone look like shit.

i think its good for some athletes to have an attitude. naseem kinda took things a bit too far tho heh

Mr.Fiction · 05-24-2002, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

i can't believe i missed seeing prince naseem getting knocked out.... i actually like some of his style.. the angles he gets through are ridiculous.. and he's got a punch.. but i hate that whole keep your hands down showboating thing.

Hamed didn't get knocked out. He lost a decision. I read that his most recent fight, which he won, sucked, though.

fantasycontent · 05-24-2002, 02:22 AM

Roy Jones is a bad ass fighter it's too bad he doesn't fight someone worth while. Would have been good to have seen him take on evander holifield a few years back when they were speculating.

I don't think tyson will win but i doubt lewis will knock him out.

chodadog · 05-24-2002, 03:08 AM

The way i see it, the fight is going to finish in one of 2 ways, neither of which are boxing related in the slightest.

Someone already suggested the chance of molestation.

Or, Tyson will bite Lewis, removing either a leg, an arm, or perhaps his entire head (at this time, Ozzy Osbourne will stand up in the crowd holding a flaming lighter)

sternyduke · 05-24-2002, 03:12 AM

if lewis makes it through 5 rounds then he pretty much has tyson beat. i do enjoy watching tyson knocking motherfuckers out in his prime though.

05-23-2002, 03:10 PM	#1
RollyWong316 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 47	Tyson Or Lewis? TYSON OR LEWIS?

05-23-2002, 03:17 PM	#3
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	If tyson can control his psychotic tendencies and actually do some boxing he may get lucky...I definitely think he's got more power than lewis... But lewis may manage to keep him at bay and out box him... Although for some reason I see a technical decision in lewis' favor when tyson's head spins 360 and he tries to molest him and various member's of the audience. __________________ Insert Value Here.

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money4all Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: trulymoney.com Posts: 125	tyson will win regardless of his nature __________________ Truly Money SATELLITE TV 3 months FREE, cheaper than cable, 4 receivers, up to 170 ch, no equipment to buy, free installation!

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	when is the fight? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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fantasycontent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: FSF Web Media Inc. Posts: 2,104	Roy Jones is a bad ass fighter it's too bad he doesn't fight someone worth while. Would have been good to have seen him take on evander holifield a few years back when they were speculating. I don't think tyson will win but i doubt lewis will knock him out. __________________ http://www.fantasycontent.com http://www.x-ratedresources.com http://www.fantasymodeling.com/

05-23-2002, 03:13 PM	#2
dipshit moron retard Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 667	although im cheering for tyson, lewis is gunna cream him.

05-23-2002, 03:21 PM	#4
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	lewis is too defensive. tyson isn't the fighter he used to be but i think he can get that one shot in to knock out lewis. 15 years ago this would be 3 rounds max. most likely 1.

05-23-2002, 03:41 PM	#6
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	interesting point brought up by Eveander Holyfield. He's fought both men, more than once. He says Lewis has the tools to destroy Tyson , but doesn't fight aggressivly enough to handle Tyson - the way Holyfield did.

05-23-2002, 03:43 PM	#7
Roxxy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: BEHIND YOU!!! Posts: 602	I really hope Lewis knocks Tyson's bitch ass out!

05-23-2002, 03:47 PM	#8
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Lewis all the way. Lewis is gonna fuck Tyson 'til Tyson loves him.

05-23-2002, 03:51 PM	#9
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	anyways, whens roy jones' next fight?

05-23-2002, 04:08 PM	#11
RollyWong316 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 47	tyson will win... tyson is a beast

05-23-2002, 05:19 PM	#15
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Tyson will pummel him into complete and utter defeat.

05-23-2002, 06:10 PM	#16
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	if you want to see whats going to happen to tyson.. look at the Lewis vs Tua fight.. Tua is a gun the same way tyson was in his day.. young.. same stature.. shortish but built like a brick shithouse... couldn't touch lewis... Tua is one of my favourite fighters.. one of his fights didn't make it to 20 seconds and heaps never made it past the 1 minute mark.. It was the most incredibly frustrating fight i'd ever seen.. just lewis with a foot's advantage in reach touching him up with long range jabs and Tua having to jump up to try and catch him while lewis leant back.. did that for 12 rounds.. if even one of Tua's had connected it would have been lights out.. but.. Lewis had the discipline to stick it out.. what i'd love to see is a Tua vs Tyson fight.. THAT would be explosive...

05-23-2002, 07:09 PM	#18
drunkmonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: behind you Posts:1,075,324 Posts: 799	Roy Jones sucks ass. I despise showboat boxers like him. Muhammad Ali, Naseem Hamed, Sweetpea Whitaker, Roy Jones Jr., are all fighters that you have to chase around the ring to fight. They would rather look good than be good. Roy Jones Jr. only looks good because there is NOBODY in his division that is worth a shit. Bernard Hopkins was the only decent fighter I have ever seen Jones fight. It is hard to tell what Tyson is going to do in this fight against Lewis. There is definately going to be some crazy shit because it appears that Tyson could give a flying fuck about his boxing career anymore. If he does not win by a knockout in the first few rounds, he is going to say "aw, fuck it" and probably pull out a gun. There is no way I am going to miss this fight.

05-23-2002, 07:44 PM	#20
RollyWong316 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 47	roy jones jr is da man... why u hating?

05-23-2002, 09:37 PM	#21
sinomatic Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149	I'm going to eat your kids, I'm going to eat mike tyson's kids...damn I'm hungry. Lenox Lewis is going to win, I'm betting 1k on it.

05-23-2002, 11:28 PM	#22
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	I would love to see Lewis feed Tyson his own teeth. Might actually make Tyson talk even funnier!

05-24-2002, 03:08 AM	#26
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	The way i see it, the fight is going to finish in one of 2 ways, neither of which are boxing related in the slightest. Someone already suggested the chance of molestation. Or, Tyson will bite Lewis, removing either a leg, an arm, or perhaps his entire head (at this time, Ozzy Osbourne will stand up in the crowd holding a flaming lighter) __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

05-24-2002, 03:12 AM	#27
sternyduke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 1,082	if lewis makes it through 5 rounds then he pretty much has tyson beat. i do enjoy watching tyson knocking motherfuckers out in his prime though.