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Living For Today · 05-22-2002, 09:17 PM

After last nights events I found myself going to google and searching for "pigs suck" and searches of that nature. I found a good article which pretty much sums up my opinion of cops.

http://wildcat.arizona.edu/papers/91/107/04_1_m.html

"Before I even get into my usual rant, I'm going to clear a few things up. Not all cops are bad. Not all cops eat donuts and harass the average citizen. Most do, but not all. Phew. Now that that's out of the way, I hate cops.

You may have read recently that the big head cop of the University of Arizona Police Department is going to soon unveil his plan for more and better police enforcement for the safety of our students.

What? More cops? I can't speak for any one else, but I think that we have enough figures of authority creeping around as it is. An average day's encounters consist of about four patrol cars, two or three uniformed cops on foot, two or three un-uniformed undercover police, several bike cops and, of course, the ever-present crime chopper floating overhead. And I haven't even mentioned the number of security vehicles that cruise by. I would estimate that one encounters a cop every 20 to 30 minutes. Big Brother is watching.

I don't really like cops and not just because with every breath I take I engage in illegal activities and not because of my own personal arrest. It just seems cops are out to get you no matter what the situation is.

An example: Recently, three people from my dorm decided they'd have a few shots (and by a few I mean twelve) and walk down to Babcock to visit some friends. The friends they visited, whose names will remain unmentioned for their safety, had not been drinking. When they, they being the drunks, finally made it to Babcock, they immediately went to speak with the residents when a resident assistant went by and noticed the scent of alcohol. She told them to leave or she would call the cops. So they complied and all five of them left. She called the cops anyway.

When the cops, two cars and a van's worth, arrived, they found the five students engaged in the disorderly and potentially life-threateningly dangerous act of sitting in a parking lot, talking and smoking. And in true cop form, they immediately got out of their cars and began playing their favorite little cop game: harass the citizens. Obviously the first three were busted, as they should have been, for drinking. It's what happened next that I find so annoying. The cops took each person and questioned them separately. When they took one of the students aside, and, remember, this one is sober, they did the little wave-the-pen-in-front-the-eyes test and decided beyond the shadow of a doubt that he was in fact, piss drunk. The student argued for a while, got his breath checked, and the cop finally let him go.

They did the same to the other. He's from Jordan, and he doesn't have a firm grip on the laws around here and what the cops can and cannot do, so when the police gave him the eye test, they once again decided that this student, too, was drunk off his ass. The student assured them that he had not been drinking, to which the cop responded, and I quote, "Your eyes don't lie." The cop continued to razz him, stating that lying to a police officer is a crime and threatening him with stiffer penalties until the student admitted to drinking a beer, despite not having drunk anything with a higher alcohol content than water. These were no longer cops, these were pigs.

And this is why the idea of more police enforcement scares me so. If we have so many police officials that they have nothing better to do than arrest sober, law-abiding citizens, I don't want to imagine what will happen with more. I live in perpetual fear of the cops as it is. What if I look at them wrong and they decide to write me up for manslaughter? What if I trip over a crack in the sidewalk and look drunk? What If I'm having my morning coffee and a donut out on East University Boulevard and a cop, low on money, decides that I present a serious threat, shoots me and steals my donut?

OK, so I sound a little bitter, and you may have noticed that there is no actual information of a statistical nature. Trust me, I tried to get info. I went into the center flames of hell and spoke to the police, but they would give me no information and they refused to call me back.

As I stated before, don't get me wrong, they do serve a purpose, and I'm sure somehow in some way they protect us. But please, Mister Cop, get the real bad guys. Leave the rest of us alone.

Ezekial Buchheit is a freshman majoring in English. His column, "I like Biscuits," runs Mondays."

redshift · 05-22-2002, 09:19 PM

too long
Zzzzzzzzz

Living For Today · 05-22-2002, 09:19 PM

Takes 3 minutes to read. ;)

Sly_RJ · 05-22-2002, 09:23 PM

Bitch and moan until some crazy mother fucker is standing at your door with a shotgun. Oh wait, then you'll bitch and moan because nobody was there to keep the crazy fucker off the street.

Living For Today · 05-22-2002, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Bitch and moan until some crazy mother fucker is standing at your door with a shotgun. Oh wait, then you'll bitch and moan because nobody was there to keep the crazy fucker off the street.

You obviously didnt read the article or you don't really understand what its saying. Or maybe you arent replying to whats in the article and you just thought you would take the other side ;)

Sly_RJ · 05-22-2002, 09:29 PM

You're absolutely right. I didn't read it. If you're going to call the cops "pigs", then post YOUR reasons. Not some other punks reasons. So, go ahead, you have the balls to call them pigs, so back it up!

FlyingIguana · 05-22-2002, 09:33 PM

pigs lied to me, either that or they fudged their report.

bhutocracy · 05-22-2002, 09:37 PM

what were "last night's events"? brisvegas cops can be pretty bad though.. almost as bad as victorian ones..

bhutocracy · 05-22-2002, 09:39 PM

can't believe they're allowed to use sniffer dogs in certain public places now.. thats fucked.. hello 1984.. if you don't have reasonable suspicion that someone's carrying drugs.. they're not.. fucking hassle guys with a $20 stick in their pocket.. what a waste of time.

zubr · 05-22-2002, 09:39 PM

hotlinking images from .edu sites?

bhutocracy · 05-22-2002, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
You're absolutely right. I didn't read it. If you're going to call the cops "pigs", then post YOUR reasons. Not some other punks reasons. So, go ahead, you have the balls to call them pigs, so back it up!

to summarize i think he means:

bored cops wasting time and tax payers money hassling groups of "youth" = bad
cops fighting actual bad guys = good

Living For Today · 05-22-2002, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
You're absolutely right. I didn't read it. If you're going to call the cops "pigs", then post YOUR reasons. Not some other punks reasons. So, go ahead, you have the balls to call them pigs, so back it up!

So you didnt read it. I simply posted a good article that in my opinion sums up cops. It doesnt totally bash cops and if you had of read it you would have realised that. Not really looking to start arguments. Just sharing a good article I found

Living For Today · 05-22-2002, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy

to summarize i think he means:

bored cops wasting time and tax payers money hassling groups of "youth" = bad
cops fighting actual bad guys = good

exactly.

and especially on state of origin night! you think the fuckers would have some pity on us

bhutocracy · 05-22-2002, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today

exactly.

and especially on state of origin night! you think the fuckers would have some pity on us

what happened??????? (beside you losing lol

)

Living For Today · 05-22-2002, 10:41 PM

well i was wearing a queensland jersey of course! he was obviously a cockroach pigga

we got out the car and still had a can of drink in our hand and they were undercover and fined us. i asked him what we were doing wrong and he said "you know what your doing wrong im not in the fucken mood to argue tonight" and I said "oh ok I didnt know having fun and talking to people was a crime" and asked him why we were getting fined for doing nothing wrong....and he said shut the fuck up or youll be going to the watchhouse for the night. so basically me and my friend couldnt do anything. cunts

bhutocracy · 05-22-2002, 10:45 PM

you have the right to ask what you're being booked for.. i mean seriously even if he is being an ass.. if he put you in the watch house for asking what you were being fined for you probably could have sued.

Living For Today · 05-22-2002, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
you have the right to ask what you're being booked for.. i mean seriously even if he is being an ass.. if he put you in the watch house for asking what you were being fined for you probably could have sued.

yeah.
i dont want to sue though. i just wish some pigs werent such power driven fuckheads. some cops are so nice but lots let the good ones down. i guess it happens with everything....its just conveyed more coz police are in the public eye.

Funbrunette · 05-23-2002, 04:39 AM

LoveAsianChicks · 05-23-2002, 05:15 AM

All I see cops doing is bothering people smoking weed and writing speeding tickets.

They enforce the minor laws with an iron fist but don't see to go after criminals who jack cars and break into homes.

Instead of catching rapists & guys like that, they setup half the police force on the highway with their radar traps.
Cops are lazy fat motherfuckers!

A few nights ago i see 3 guys break into a home so I called the police. Took the police over 25 minutes to arrive and the men that left allready.
They respond so slow, you call 911 and it might be life or death. They need to hire more police or get them to stop busting people drinking peaceful in the park and go after serious criminals.

LoveAsianChicks · 05-23-2002, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy

to summarize i think he means:

bored cops wasting time and tax payers money hassling groups of "youth" = bad
cops fighting actual bad guys = good

Yeah. Police are important for sure.
But too much time is spent on tickets & minor non-violent crime.
They should spend less time with that stuff, and catch some of the more serious criminals.

Living For Today · 05-23-2002, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks

Yeah. Police are important for sure.
But too much time is spent on tickets & minor non-violent crime.
They should spend less time with that stuff, and catch some of the more serious criminals.

That's not profitable

bhutocracy · 05-23-2002, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today

That's not profitable

sure it is.. "we caught the dealer and impounded his 40.. oops.. i mean a 30k stash"..

Living For Today · 05-23-2002, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy

sure it is.. "we caught the dealer and impounded his 40.. oops.. i mean a 30k stash"..

so true

05-22-2002, 09:17 PM	#1
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	Pigs After last nights events I found myself going to google and searching for "pigs suck" and searches of that nature. I found a good article which pretty much sums up my opinion of cops. http://wildcat.arizona.edu/papers/91/107/04_1_m.html "Before I even get into my usual rant, I'm going to clear a few things up. Not all cops are bad. Not all cops eat donuts and harass the average citizen. Most do, but not all. Phew. Now that that's out of the way, I hate cops. You may have read recently that the big head cop of the University of Arizona Police Department is going to soon unveil his plan for more and better police enforcement for the safety of our students. What? More cops? I can't speak for any one else, but I think that we have enough figures of authority creeping around as it is. An average day's encounters consist of about four patrol cars, two or three uniformed cops on foot, two or three un-uniformed undercover police, several bike cops and, of course, the ever-present crime chopper floating overhead. And I haven't even mentioned the number of security vehicles that cruise by. I would estimate that one encounters a cop every 20 to 30 minutes. Big Brother is watching. I don't really like cops and not just because with every breath I take I engage in illegal activities and not because of my own personal arrest. It just seems cops are out to get you no matter what the situation is. An example: Recently, three people from my dorm decided they'd have a few shots (and by a few I mean twelve) and walk down to Babcock to visit some friends. The friends they visited, whose names will remain unmentioned for their safety, had not been drinking. When they, they being the drunks, finally made it to Babcock, they immediately went to speak with the residents when a resident assistant went by and noticed the scent of alcohol. She told them to leave or she would call the cops. So they complied and all five of them left. She called the cops anyway. When the cops, two cars and a van's worth, arrived, they found the five students engaged in the disorderly and potentially life-threateningly dangerous act of sitting in a parking lot, talking and smoking. And in true cop form, they immediately got out of their cars and began playing their favorite little cop game: harass the citizens. Obviously the first three were busted, as they should have been, for drinking. It's what happened next that I find so annoying. The cops took each person and questioned them separately. When they took one of the students aside, and, remember, this one is sober, they did the little wave-the-pen-in-front-the-eyes test and decided beyond the shadow of a doubt that he was in fact, piss drunk. The student argued for a while, got his breath checked, and the cop finally let him go. They did the same to the other. He's from Jordan, and he doesn't have a firm grip on the laws around here and what the cops can and cannot do, so when the police gave him the eye test, they once again decided that this student, too, was drunk off his ass. The student assured them that he had not been drinking, to which the cop responded, and I quote, "Your eyes don't lie." The cop continued to razz him, stating that lying to a police officer is a crime and threatening him with stiffer penalties until the student admitted to drinking a beer, despite not having drunk anything with a higher alcohol content than water. These were no longer cops, these were pigs. And this is why the idea of more police enforcement scares me so. If we have so many police officials that they have nothing better to do than arrest sober, law-abiding citizens, I don't want to imagine what will happen with more. I live in perpetual fear of the cops as it is. What if I look at them wrong and they decide to write me up for manslaughter? What if I trip over a crack in the sidewalk and look drunk? What If I'm having my morning coffee and a donut out on East University Boulevard and a cop, low on money, decides that I present a serious threat, shoots me and steals my donut? OK, so I sound a little bitter, and you may have noticed that there is no actual information of a statistical nature. Trust me, I tried to get info. I went into the center flames of hell and spoke to the police, but they would give me no information and they refused to call me back. As I stated before, don't get me wrong, they do serve a purpose, and I'm sure somehow in some way they protect us. But please, Mister Cop, get the real bad guys. Leave the rest of us alone. Ezekial Buchheit is a freshman majoring in English. His column, "I like Biscuits," runs Mondays."

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	All I see cops doing is bothering people smoking weed and writing speeding tickets. They enforce the minor laws with an iron fist but don't see to go after criminals who jack cars and break into homes. Instead of catching rapists & guys like that, they setup half the police force on the highway with their radar traps. Cops are lazy fat motherfuckers! A few nights ago i see 3 guys break into a home so I called the police. Took the police over 25 minutes to arrive and the men that left allready. They respond so slow, you call 911 and it might be life or death. They need to hire more police or get them to stop busting people drinking peaceful in the park and go after serious criminals. Last edited by LoveAsianChicks; 05-23-2002 at 05:22 AM..

05-22-2002, 09:19 PM	#2
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	too long Zzzzzzzzz

05-22-2002, 09:23 PM	#4
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Bitch and moan until some crazy mother fucker is standing at your door with a shotgun. Oh wait, then you'll bitch and moan because nobody was there to keep the crazy fucker off the street.

05-22-2002, 09:29 PM	#6
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	You're absolutely right. I didn't read it. If you're going to call the cops "pigs", then post YOUR reasons. Not some other punks reasons. So, go ahead, you have the balls to call them pigs, so back it up!

05-22-2002, 09:33 PM	#7
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	pigs lied to me, either that or they fudged their report.

05-22-2002, 09:37 PM	#8
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	what were "last night's events"? brisvegas cops can be pretty bad though.. almost as bad as victorian ones..

05-22-2002, 10:41 PM	#15
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	well i was wearing a queensland jersey of course! he was obviously a cockroach pigga we got out the car and still had a can of drink in our hand and they were undercover and fined us. i asked him what we were doing wrong and he said "you know what your doing wrong im not in the fucken mood to argue tonight" and I said "oh ok I didnt know having fun and talking to people was a crime" and asked him why we were getting fined for doing nothing wrong....and he said shut the fuck up or youll be going to the watchhouse for the night. so basically me and my friend couldnt do anything. cunts

05-22-2002, 10:45 PM	#16
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	you have the right to ask what you're being booked for.. i mean seriously even if he is being an ass.. if he put you in the watch house for asking what you were being fined for you probably could have sued.