David Blaine Reminds me of Pete "The Fly" - GoFuckYourself.com

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:11 PM

Pete and David Blaine are on the same wavelength

For those of you who have met Pete The Fly in person and who have talked to him in a conversation you will know why.

Pete may look like Jamie Moyer or Toby McGwire, but he's no doubt on the same wavelength as this David Blaine guy.

Just listening to this Blaine guy talk is freaky and spacy as listening to Pete with his thoughts.

Disturbing to some, crazy to many, but to me it is simply intresting.
Now I need to figure out a way to market him.

TheFLY · 05-22-2002, 10:15 PM

"NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Magician David Blaine, who has endured being entombed in a block of ice for 61 hours and being buried below ground for a week, was hoisted Tuesday to the top of an 80-foot pillar in midtown Manhattan, where he intends to stand for 35 hours."

http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:16 PM

I need to get a gimmick for pete.
Not something lame like have him stand on a pole in NY but something greater.

Somehting bigger.
Maybe freezing him in an ice cube or soemthing would be good, but i think Blaine already did that.

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:17 PM

Just watching this guy walk around town doing his tricks and talking reminds me soooo much of you. Its fucking amazing!

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:18 PM

lol, and what makes this more funny is the Magic Tricks The Fly bought in Vegas at the Venitian! The Floating card.
He was amazed by the floating card.

Krome · 05-22-2002, 10:20 PM

Laser Beems on the testicles and nipples for two days...I saw them do it on the Japanese show endurance with magnifying glasses..the japs could only last 10 secs maximum....The Fly can beat this with style and power....dam if he has power then the bone prone family will have to bow to him!!!

TheFLY · 05-22-2002, 10:21 PM

Maybe I can receive the longest blowjob in history -- it can be a true endurance test...

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:21 PM

Perhaps i can market him as the man who drinks urine

Keev · 05-22-2002, 10:22 PM

i think he overdosed on herbal o

DPlayMax · 05-22-2002, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Keev
i think he overdosed on herbal o

hmmm.. well i didnt see any bumps in his pants that where out of the ordinary - so if this where the case - i would doubt the effectiveness of Herbalo ;)

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 10:27 PM

that dude is fuckin' whacked! What the fuck is the point of standing on that thing for a day and a half?

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:28 PM

amp if you met pete you would know that "wacked" is just a deeper from of thought.

You need a deeper form of understaning to "get" people like this.

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:29 PM

it is quite a trip to actually meet a person like this.
Very cool, very different.

Very Unique.

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 10:30 PM

what if he needs to take a shit?

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:32 PM

he has a diaper and cathader in him he said.

Amputate Your Head · 05-22-2002, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
he has a diaper and cathader in him he said.

man..... if he takes a dump in that thing in the fourth hour, he's gonna be a ripe muther fucker when he comes down!

TheFLY · 05-22-2002, 10:34 PM

David Blaine -- "I'll just fly," he says, confident that even after 35 hours, and even if his legs are like rubber, he'll be able to make the jump.

He has a word for his ability to make people wonder, if only for a moment, about what they really can and cannot do. He calls it "magic." *

Krome · 05-22-2002, 10:35 PM

I have in excellent marketing perspective as well:

1) The bible baskers will love it
2) Peolple will class him in immortal standing
3) An endangered species will become famous
4) Everyone loved Free Willy

There is that story in the bible about the dude that got swallowed by a whale and survived...basically we get a fuck off large whale..The Fly goes in stays their for two days playing with his floating card trick...he has re-enacted a scene from the bible giving him immortality...and fuck it if he dies the whale gets fed helping his existance on this planet...downside someone has to clean Pete up when the whale shits him out...what do you think?

Can I be head of merchandising? I could knock out t-shirts with "Fly V Whale" and "Whale squatted by fly" on them...I am really liking this idea...ok where do we get a whale from? we have everything else..

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:38 PM

im watching this show still. Last 20 minutes here.

This guy is fucking awsome.
The way he goes around NY and messes with people.

Damn Id love to mess with people.

boneprone · 05-22-2002, 10:57 PM

shit.
He lived.

Krome · 05-23-2002, 12:19 AM

I dont think he ever has been alive..that is why he talks like he does...they probably tried to build a new $6million dollar man and fucked up and recreated a retard...

RedShoe · 05-23-2002, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Perhaps i can market him as the man who drinks urine

Too late there is a guy that hangs out at Mondo Video in hollywood that already does that.

I also witnessed the same guy, drop trousers stand in the front of the store (a block north of Hollywood Blvd) bend over ass to the street and shove a banana up his ass. Only one car honked.

05-22-2002, 10:11 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	David Blaine Reminds me of Pete "The Fly" Pete and David Blaine are on the same wavelength For those of you who have met Pete The Fly in person and who have talked to him in a conversation you will know why. Pete may look like Jamie Moyer or Toby McGwire, but he's no doubt on the same wavelength as this David Blaine guy. Just listening to this Blaine guy talk is freaky and spacy as listening to Pete with his thoughts. Disturbing to some, crazy to many, but to me it is simply intresting. Now I need to figure out a way to market him. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 05-22-2002 at 10:15 PM..

05-22-2002, 10:16 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I need to get a gimmick for pete. Not something lame like have him stand on a pole in NY but something greater. Somehting bigger. Maybe freezing him in an ice cube or soemthing would be good, but i think Blaine already did that. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:17 PM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Just watching this guy walk around town doing his tricks and talking reminds me soooo much of you. Its fucking amazing! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:18 PM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	lol, and what makes this more funny is the Magic Tricks The Fly bought in Vegas at the Venitian! The Floating card. He was amazed by the floating card. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:21 PM	#8
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Perhaps i can market him as the man who drinks urine __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:15 PM	#2
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	"NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Magician David Blaine, who has endured being entombed in a block of ice for 61 hours and being buried below ground for a week, was hoisted Tuesday to the top of an 80-foot pillar in midtown Manhattan, where he intends to stand for 35 hours." http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

05-22-2002, 10:20 PM	#6
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	Laser Beems on the testicles and nipples for two days...I saw them do it on the Japanese show endurance with magnifying glasses..the japs could only last 10 secs maximum....The Fly can beat this with style and power....dam if he has power then the bone prone family will have to bow to him!!!

05-22-2002, 10:22 PM	#9
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	i think he overdosed on herbal o __________________ ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

05-22-2002, 10:27 PM	#11
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	that dude is fuckin' whacked! What the fuck is the point of standing on that thing for a day and a half?

05-22-2002, 10:28 PM	#12
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	amp if you met pete you would know that "wacked" is just a deeper from of thought. You need a deeper form of understaning to "get" people like this. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:29 PM	#13
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	it is quite a trip to actually meet a person like this. Very cool, very different. Very Unique. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:30 PM	#14
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	what if he needs to take a shit?

05-22-2002, 10:32 PM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	he has a diaper and cathader in him he said. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:34 PM	#17
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	David Blaine -- "I'll just fly," he says, confident that even after 35 hours, and even if his legs are like rubber, he'll be able to make the jump. He has a word for his ability to make people wonder, if only for a moment, about what they really can and cannot do. He calls it "magic." *

05-22-2002, 10:35 PM	#18
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I have in excellent marketing perspective as well: 1) The bible baskers will love it 2) Peolple will class him in immortal standing 3) An endangered species will become famous 4) Everyone loved Free Willy There is that story in the bible about the dude that got swallowed by a whale and survived...basically we get a fuck off large whale..The Fly goes in stays their for two days playing with his floating card trick...he has re-enacted a scene from the bible giving him immortality...and fuck it if he dies the whale gets fed helping his existance on this planet...downside someone has to clean Pete up when the whale shits him out...what do you think? Can I be head of merchandising? I could knock out t-shirts with "Fly V Whale" and "Whale squatted by fly" on them...I am really liking this idea...ok where do we get a whale from? we have everything else..

05-22-2002, 10:38 PM	#19
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	im watching this show still. Last 20 minutes here. This guy is fucking awsome. The way he goes around NY and messes with people. Damn Id love to mess with people. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-22-2002, 10:57 PM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	shit. He lived. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

05-23-2002, 12:19 AM	#21
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I dont think he ever has been alive..that is why he talks like he does...they probably tried to build a new $6million dollar man and fucked up and recreated a retard...