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Bama · 05-26-2006, 08:42 AM

I got this in email - hadn't heard it yet so figured I'd share.

<timeline naysayers rant>
If you've heard it, seen it posted before, know a friend of a friend of a friend that told the joke years ago.... I could give a rats ass!
</timeline naysayers rant>

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Ben.Z · 05-26-2006, 09:00 AM

funny!

nancycash · 05-26-2006, 09:40 AM

I'm actually laughing

axelcat · 05-26-2006, 09:42 AM

lol...........

LittleSassy · 05-26-2006, 11:45 AM

lol....

BluewireAngie · 05-26-2006, 12:24 PM

WD Brian · 05-26-2006, 12:30 PM

nice one!

woj · 05-26-2006, 12:34 PM

Screaming · 05-26-2006, 01:22 PM

thanks for the laugh lol

05-26-2006, 08:42 AM	#1
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Joke Via Email I got this in email - hadn't heard it yet so figured I'd share. <timeline naysayers rant> If you've heard it, seen it posted before, know a friend of a friend of a friend that told the joke years ago.... I could give a rats ass! </timeline naysayers rant> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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