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05-22-2002, 01:13 PM
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I hate it when surfers....
...sign up for your email list as [email protected].
...think YOU'RE the sexy girl on the site and send you love letters and poetry. ...email you saying they "lost their username and password to your site, please send"...yeah right. ...have business propositions on how you could 'really make money' if you teamed up with them. ...copy your site ideas, start their own on Geocities, then have the nerve to ask for a link trade. Can't think of any more right now...feel free to add your own! R DUNN |
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05-22-2002, 01:16 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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05-22-2002, 01:17 PM
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and why exactly do you hate that?
if they think some hot babe is running the site, dude.... let 'em have their fantasy.... ever here of retention?  fuck.... I would REPLY to those emails and talk dirty to them if that's what it took. |
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05-22-2002, 01:21 PM
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05-22-2002, 01:25 PM
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05-22-2002, 01:27 PM
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"I never joined midgetdonkeyfucking.com! My 14 year old son got my card and joined. Please refund my money".
Yeah, I havent heard that one 1000 times. |
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05-22-2002, 01:28 PM
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right on amp.
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05-22-2002, 01:29 PM
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05-22-2002, 03:40 PM
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php/mysql guru. hosting, coding, all that jazz. |
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you'd better not piss him off by cutting off his porn supply. He's obviously a lot smarter than you are." Here's one of my recent favorites: Quote:
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05-22-2002, 06:38 PM
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wow
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05-22-2002, 06:51 PM
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that's the longest post I'll probly never read....
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05-22-2002, 06:54 PM
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Great thread!
LMAO Keep em coming!  |
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05-22-2002, 07:04 PM
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I volunteered to have sex with Briana Banks for content on her website. I even offered to do it for free! Haven't heard back yet, but I know she'll take me up on my offer. She'll be very pleased with the results and the surfers will love watching me make Briana scream.
My last girlfriend said I was an animal in bed. Please, somebody, tell me how to show the world my special skills and talents. |
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05-22-2002, 07:28 PM
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05-22-2002, 07:36 PM
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05-22-2002, 07:45 PM
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Esp people who dont even bother with the bullshit stories about uncle Kevin using their card to buy tranny porn, the ones that set me off are the ones that start instantly with the threats. People who are upset at one thing or another, whether it be a rebill or content complaint or server speed or anything that is a bullshit ploy to get money refunded, and these people seem to always start off with threats. Calling the FBI, the police, they are a lawyer, their dad is a lawyer, they will track me down, shoot my dog... you name it, I have heard it. I go apeshit on those people. 95% of the time after I go off on Joe AOL Newbie for whatever reason, they never write back and I never hear from them again. If you run any sort pay site, small or large.. you have to know what I am talking about. The average surfer has the iq of stump, and he should probably die. I cant do my own customer service anymore because I cant stand talking to people over email. But then again, I cant really stand talking to people period. Porn surfers though. My bread and butter, I hate them. All of them. |
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05-22-2002, 07:53 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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05-22-2002, 10:39 PM
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Post the pics! LOL
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05-22-2002, 10:40 PM
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damn dude..... that thing was long enough the first time.... you needed to quote the whole thing??
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