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Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:36 PM

god damn charly!

she got fuckin' bitch slapped by the Hand of Ugly too....
what the fuck, is this the "Post your ugly bitch" thread here or somethin' and I missed it? She's got a fuckin' buck tooth and she's fuckin' cock-eyed!

Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:37 PM

if this keeps up I may hafta hang myself.

alias 05-22-2002 02:38 PM

I love this thread so much I got it pregnant.

thx for the laughs..

TheSpaceBulldog 05-22-2002 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
god damn charly!

she got fuckin' bitch slapped by the Hand of Ugly too....
what the fuck, is this the "Post your ugly bitch" thread here or somethin' and I missed it? She's got a fuckin' buck tooth and she's fuckin' cock-eyed!

LMFAO!

Stop it! I am finding it hard to breathe through the laughter.

Paul Markham 05-22-2002 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog


Do all of your girls have buck teeth? I see an new niche here.

Do you know something I have shot this girl at least 20 times and sold her to all the mags.

You are the first guy to notice that and the most annoying thing is you're right.

But that never hurt a model having slightly big teeth, not if your a rabbit anyway.

At least she is pretty and the "look" is a bit more friendlier. You can see how she gort pregnant.:thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:40 PM

I'm gonna take a picture of my neighbors cocker spaniel next time he takes him out to take a shit so we can compare and vote.

boneprone 05-22-2002 02:41 PM

gorgeous?

nuclei 05-22-2002 02:41 PM

charly just name her beaverly :P

DarkJedi 05-22-2002 02:42 PM

stop posting this !!! i'll have nightmares !!!

Paul Markham 05-22-2002 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
god damn charly!

she got fuckin' bitch slapped by the Hand of Ugly too....
what the fuck, is this the "Post your ugly bitch" thread here or somethin' and I missed it? She's got a fuckin' buck tooth and she's fuckin' cock-eyed!

AYH
How can you tell she is cock eyed, you can only see one eye properly. What are you smoking? And can you send me some?

Let's all get back to talking about Tom's girl.

ElvisManson 05-22-2002 02:43 PM

All you people ragging about how Ugly these chicks are need to grow up!

I'm sure they both have great "personalities"

:winkwink:

quiet 05-22-2002 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by dipshit moron retard


just because you personally know some homely naked pregnant girl doesn't mean the entire world around you is going to suddenly rearrange itself to fit whatever is most convienant for you dude. you post a picture of some horse toothed freckled trainwreck because shes your friend and if people give you their opinion (which you may as well have solicited with that post) you're going to tell yourself they must just be stupid? get a grip.
it has nothing to do with anyones "mind being in gear" :321GFY

great post bro ;) the girl is UGLY.

Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly


AYH
How can you tell she is cock eyed, you can only see one eye properly. What are you smoking? And can you send me some?

Let's all get back to talking about Tom's girl.

dude.... tell me you can't look at her and see that one eye is looking forward and one is looking off to the side....

Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
All you people ragging about how Ugly these chicks are need to grow up!

I'm sure they both have great "personalities"

:winkwink:

ROFL!!!! yeah.... we'll sell the site on the personality angle... :thumbsup

boneprone 05-22-2002 02:45 PM

I hope you guys dont think all Oregon girls look like this.

The Unssen girls wearing SOCKS with heels look is strictly a look he uses.

I rarely see this 80's look on any Oregon chicks around here. Only the unssen girls have the ugly shoes and socks.

Pleas dont think my home State and City is packed with girls like this.

It makes me cry of saddness.
The girls here in PDX are much more worthy.

Tipsy 05-22-2002 02:46 PM

'Personality' I see it all now. It's the next BIG niche. I'm off to go register sexy-personality.com.

Anyone else got pics of ugly birds with great personalities for sale?????

Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:48 PM

only thing that's lacking is some pit hair and pink curlers....

DarkJedi 05-22-2002 02:50 PM

heres one more GORGEOUS HISPANIC hottie

http://www.aabacads-hardcore-sex.com...antpics/17.jpg

Theo 05-22-2002 02:53 PM

lol

TheSpaceBulldog 05-22-2002 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
heres one more GORGEOUS HISPANIC hottie

http://www.aabacads-hardcore-sex.com...antpics/17.jpg

More of Chary's girls! Pretty sneaky of you to include the one in the background on the calendar.

alias 05-22-2002 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog


More of Chary's girls! Pretty sneaky of you to include the one in the background on the calendar.

haha I noticed that, thought maybe it was the father.

Paul Markham 05-22-2002 02:55 PM

You asked for it.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/201-072cat

I know what you're thinking "Not a Miss World Contestant" but. She did a solo, two girl then boy-girl with fisting sets.

The sets go up next week, I think.

Sorry about the size but someone, and I cannot remember who, was telling me asbout the quality of my pics, when they are heavily compressed.

[Labret] 05-22-2002 02:56 PM

holy

dipshit moron retard 05-22-2002 02:57 PM

JESUS CHRIST

Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:57 PM

my neighbors cocker spaniel:

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/neighborsdog.jpg

TheSpaceBulldog 05-22-2002 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Sorry about the size but someone, and I cannot remember who, was telling me asbout the quality of my pics, when they are heavily compressed.
If you were to compress them then they might look better. As is we are able to see exactly how nasty those bitches look.

Paul Markham 05-22-2002 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog


More of Chary's girls! Pretty sneaky of you to include the one in the background on the calendar.

Worked for me twice, told us you would not give her money for the groceries and you fucked like a poodle.

This is killing me
:thumbsup :thumbsup

Tipsy 05-22-2002 02:59 PM

Now she looks like she really has personality! If I buy the set do I get a certificate to confirm that she has good personality for the site?

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/201-072cat

Amputate Your Head 05-22-2002 02:59 PM

guys.... please...

most of us are not used to seeing women of this calibur until well after several drinks.

TheSpaceBulldog 05-22-2002 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
This is killing me

Not fast enough.

Tipsy 05-22-2002 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
guys.... please...

most of us are not used to seeing women of this calibur until well after several drinks.

I'm selling beer goggles at $10 a pop if anyone wants some.

CDSmith 05-22-2002 03:02 PM

This is definitely one time that the phrases "<i>One man's meat is another man's poison</i>" and "<i>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder</i>" was more true than ever. When you're talking about webmasters that are thinking of spending money for content, and how much $$ they'll make off that content, some guys just want what they want.

If I don't find a model attractive I don't necessarily dismiss her pics though, unless I really see no market for her (rare). But there's gotta be some very hot pregger content out there, there just has to be. I don't find the pics posted here so far to be classed as "gorgeous" at all, but again it's personal taste. I think the redhead's cheekbones are too wide and huge for her narrow mouth, the blond does have a big nose and big tooth, and the dark chick's face looks to gorilla-like for my tastes.

For the record I am a big fan of beautiful pregnant women. I've seen a few over the years that have taken my breath away with their glowing beauty. There must be a few sets of girls like that floating around, no?

Paul Markham 05-22-2002 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I'm gonna take a picture of my neighbors cocker spaniel next time he takes him out to take a shit so we can compare and vote.
I got to go for a piss. The thought of you waiting for a dog to have a shit with a camera in your hand is too much for me. Got anymore hobbies youy want to tell us about?

I'm actually crying now, please stop it.

I'm hitting ICQ to tell people. This it too good to miss.

dipshit moron retard 05-22-2002 03:04 PM

that last picture is so fucking horrible, the worst is people quoting and repasting it )!@# PLZ STOP

boneprone 05-22-2002 03:04 PM

no

Theo 05-22-2002 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
my neighbors cocker spaniel:

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/neighborsdog.jpg

i'm in love

[Labret] 05-22-2002 03:06 PM

The set design is absolute genius.

Who would have ever thought to staple childrens clothing to the wall to give it that "Im gonna be a dirty mommy" look. Brilliant!

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/201-072cat

P-Stringfellow 05-22-2002 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
god damn charly!

she got fuckin' bitch slapped by the Hand of Ugly too....
what the fuck, is this the "Post your ugly bitch" thread here or somethin' and I missed it? She's got a fuckin' buck tooth and she's fuckin' cock-eyed!

It's like I said b4, nobody is shootin good lookin chicks who are pregnant!!

J

alias 05-22-2002 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel


i'm in love

too bad u are a little late, boneprone already made her his bitch

The Machine 05-22-2002 03:07 PM

that's one ugly dog, Amp...


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