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2HousePlague · 12-26-2005, 05:36 AM

Sign up, grab a code and go -- fast, you know. Cuz sometimes the impulse to promote one or the other is so fleeting. A page here, a post there -- sometimes hundreds in a day. Who has time to wait for emails --

martinsc · 12-26-2005, 05:38 AM

yup, i agree...

devnull · 12-26-2005, 05:38 AM

In English please.

chadglni · 12-26-2005, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devnull

In English please.

Poor noob, the post was in perfect English.

hova · 12-26-2005, 05:42 AM

I concur

Ace-wtf · 12-26-2005, 05:42 AM

in spanish please

ole'

sonofsam · 12-26-2005, 05:43 AM

in persian please

JOKER · 12-26-2005, 05:44 AM

Jack, I totally agree with you on this one.

An email activation is still fine with me too, but sometimes it's just annoying to wait several hours or days for activation / approval at some programs, especially when you're just in the mood to build a promotion for a certain new program you came across.

We work in the fastest moving industry, time is money

Happy Holidays!

Steve - JOKER

xclusive · 12-26-2005, 05:46 AM

Yup hate waiting and by the time I am activated i've moved on usually

2HousePlague · 01-15-2006, 09:08 PM

Easy as a fuckin' drive-by --

-- but...

Ice · 01-15-2006, 09:12 PM

CuriousToyBoy · 01-15-2006, 09:19 PM

Jack you bitch, I'm home ring me.

That is if Wodonga has a cell service installed yet !!!

He he

Lindsay

01-15-2006, 09:21 PM

I definitly know what you mean. Even a 5 minute delay can make an affiliate look elsewhere. Time is money!

2HousePlague · 01-15-2006, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyWhores

Jack you bitch, I'm home ring me.

That is if Wodonga has a cell service installed yet !!!

He he

Lindsay

Beetch -- I am gonna go take a shit, and the staff may interrupt me, if it's you -- 6056 8894 -- but you may as well be in Rye, NY -- it's a big fooking hahahahary, moyte! Ah, but there is the cheaper toll, I suppose --

-- come round, pick me up and get me fucked/drunk --

Wiggles · 01-15-2006, 09:30 PM

sponsors too afraid its someone just looking for free content, hell they could fin it anywhere anyway.

luv$ · 01-15-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Sign up, grab a code and go -- fast, you know. Cuz sometimes the impulse to promote one or the other is so fleeting. A page here, a post there -- sometimes hundreds in a day. Who has time to wait for emails --

As you may or may not know, Hundies has a screening process.

While it is more convenient for the affiliate to not have an approval process, unfortunately the fact remains that many people out there get their kicks by taking advantage of opportunities and negatively impacting a program.

We hope that our strengths as a program outweigh the inconvenience of a screening process.

2HousePlague · 01-15-2006, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles

sponsors too afraid its someone just looking for free content, hell they could fin it anywhere anyway.

I don't need no fucking content -- lol -- (leenk will do me, tyvm!) -- Just hate to work for free, ya know -- just cuz I enjoy the applause, don't mean the rent gets paid (my wife tells me that -

)

american pervert · 01-15-2006, 09:39 PM

there are 2 sides of it.. I know that frauders also love sites that let you sign up no questions asked, so I can see why programs make you wait

CuriousToyBoy · 01-15-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Beetch -- I am gonna go take a shit, and the staff may interrupt me, if it's you -- 6056 8894 -- but you may as well be in Rye, NY -- it's a big fooking hahahahary, moyte! Ah, but there is the cheaper toll, I suppose --

-- come round, pick me up and get me fucked/drunk --

Got ya.. just taking the kids for a swim now that I back on the wonderful Gold Coast and call you a little later.

xox

CuriousToyBoy · 01-15-2006, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

As you may or may not know, Hundies has a screening process.

While it is more convenient for the affiliate to not have an approval process, unfortunately the fact remains that many people out there get their kicks by taking advantage of opportunities and negatively impacting a program.

We hope that our strengths as a program outweigh the inconvenience of a screening process.

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2HousePlague · 01-15-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

As you may or may not know, Hundies has a screening process.

While it is more convenient for the affiliate to not have an approval process, unfortunately the fact remains that many people out there get their kicks by taking advantage of opportunities and negatively impacting a program.

We hope that our strengths as a program outweigh the inconvenience of a screening process.

I know, and I feel --

-- lest anyone forget I was an affiliate manager before I was an affiliate, be reminded --

-- a big one.

May I suggest:

"Welcome 2HousePlague, to the BlahdiddyBlahCASH program,

Your account is new and must be approved by our staff before being fully activated. We realize new affiliates are often eager to begin promoting a program they have just joined, and may be working on a specific page or site at the very moment they join a program. To help you get started right away, while we have a chance to review your application, here is a set of linking URLs you can use to start sending traffic for credit immediately. Please be aware that if you send traffic before you are officially approved as an affilaite, and you ARE NOT approved, you will forfeit any commissions earned during this pre-approval period...

Yadda, yadda.

SABuffy · 01-15-2006, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyWhores

Jack you bitch, I'm home ring me.

That is if Wodonga has a cell service installed yet !!!

He he

Lindsay

Oh! I'm hurt

We even have the internet!

Chio The Pirate · 01-15-2006, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I know, and I feel --

-- lest anyone forget I was an affiliate manager before I was an affiliate, be reminded --

-- a big one.

May I suggest:

"Welcome 2HousePlague, to the BlahdiddyBlahCASH program,

Your account is new and must be approved by our staff before being fully activated. We realize new affiliates are often eager to begin promoting a program they have just joined, and may be working on a specific page or site at the very moment they join a program. To help you get started right away, while we have a chance to review your application, here is a set of linking URLs you can use to start sending traffic for credit immediately. Please be aware that if you send traffic before you are officially approved as an affilaite, and you ARE NOT approved, you will forfeit any commissions earned during this pre-approval period...

Yadda, yadda.

YARGH! That's exactly how my AVS has worked for nearly 8 years

CuriousToyBoy · 01-16-2006, 12:09 AM

Jack... I am ringing and it is ringing out your end :-(

2HousePlague · 05-26-2006, 07:12 PM

Get with the program, programs --

2hp

SteveLightspeed · 05-26-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Get with the program, programs --

2hp

Thanks for the idea Jack
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=614676

12-26-2005, 05:36 AM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	I love it when a program lets me... Sign up, grab a code and go -- fast, you know. Cuz sometimes the impulse to promote one or the other is so fleeting. A page here, a post there -- sometimes hundreds in a day. Who has time to wait for emails -- __________________ tada!

12-26-2005, 05:38 AM	#2
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	yup, i agree... __________________ Make Money

12-26-2005, 05:42 AM	#5
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12-26-2005, 05:42 AM	#6
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12-26-2005, 05:43 AM	#7
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	in persian please __________________ I like turtles.

12-26-2005, 05:38 AM	#3
devnull Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 65	In English please.

12-26-2005, 05:44 AM	#8
JOKER Facit Omnia Voluntas Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Offshore Posts: 2,105	Jack, I totally agree with you on this one. An email activation is still fine with me too, but sometimes it's just annoying to wait several hours or days for activation / approval at some programs, especially when you're just in the mood to build a promotion for a certain new program you came across. We work in the fastest moving industry, time is money Happy Holidays! Steve - JOKER __________________ Facilitation - BizDev - Traffic - Consulting - Marketing Skype: jokerempire \| Silent Circle: joker

12-26-2005, 05:46 AM	#9
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Yup hate waiting and by the time I am activated i've moved on usually __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

01-15-2006, 09:08 PM	#10
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Easy as a fuckin' drive-by -- -- but... __________________ tada!

01-15-2006, 09:12 PM	#11
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	__________________ icq 1904905

01-15-2006, 09:19 PM	#12
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Jack you bitch, I'm home ring me. That is if Wodonga has a cell service installed yet !!! He he Lindsay __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

01-15-2006, 09:21 PM	#13
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I definitly know what you mean. Even a 5 minute delay can make an affiliate look elsewhere. Time is money!

01-15-2006, 09:30 PM	#15
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	sponsors too afraid its someone just looking for free content, hell they could fin it anywhere anyway. __________________ no sig

01-15-2006, 09:39 PM	#18
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	there are 2 sides of it.. I know that frauders also love sites that let you sign up no questions asked, so I can see why programs make you wait __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

01-16-2006, 12:09 AM	#24
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Jack... I am ringing and it is ringing out your end :-( __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

05-26-2006, 07:12 PM	#25
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Get with the program, programs -- 2hp __________________ tada!