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Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:20 AM

This site gets my vote for 'Most credible source of the day!'

www.exopoliticsinstitute.org

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
This site gets my vote for 'Most credible source of the day!'

www.exopoliticsinstitute.org

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


when will you learn to have some fun

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by NetDomainia
Looking at this risk chart http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/ we are in for a rough couple hundred years!

Hmm, not really, since the higest impact probability of all those objects is 1.8e-03, which is .0018.. or 0.18 percent. And the size of that particular objext is 0.04 Kms.. or a whopping 40 metres across.

So.. 18/10,000 times in simulation something less than 150ft in diameter might hit is.. oh no! as long as it doesnt land on my house (or anyone else's)

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
when will you learn to have some fun

I have fun when I drink :winkwink:

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
Hmm, not really, since the higest impact probability of all those objects is 1.8e-03, which is .0018.. or 0.18 percent. And the size of that particular objext is 0.04 Kms.. or a whopping 40 metres across.

So.. 18/10,000 times in simulation something less than 150ft in diameter might hit is.. oh no! as long as it doesnt land on my house (or anyone else's)


hahahaha you dont believe your calculations do you?

keep it to short sarcastic responses...much better

dv2 05-25-2006 09:31 AM

The aliens are pissed off at Wbush planning to use nuclear weapons, so
they caused a comet to shred apart and left
a clear message in a crop circle in '95 stating it would plow into earth in 2006.. .
Any of you chumps have a problem with that?

Sosa 05-25-2006 09:32 AM

fuck him in the ass

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
hahahaha you dont believe your calculations do you?

keep it to short sarcastic responses...much better

Why.. what did I screw up? Seriously.. If I made a mistake tell me.. the probabilities are cumulative, so they take into account all of the potential impacts.. and there's nothing confusing about the diameter calculation. 1.8 x 10 ^ -3 is equal to 0.0018 right? which is 0.18 %? or 18/10000.

oh actually I just found one that is 5.4 x 10 ^ -3.. or 54/10000.. but that one's a little smaller, only 7 metres across, so...

Im lookin at this chart: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
Why.. what did I screw up? Seriously.. If I made a mistake tell me.. the probabilities are cumulative, so they take into account all of the potential impacts.. and there's nothing confusing about the diameter calculation. 1.8 x 10 ^ -3 is equal to 0.0018 right? which is 0.18 %? or 18/10000.

oh actually I just found one that is 5.4 x 10 ^ -3.. or 54/10000.. but that one's a little smaller, only 7 metres across, so...

Im lookin at this chart: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

if just anyone could calculate comet pats and orbit decay by scribbling a few numbers down and dividing them..wed h ave been to pluto and back by now

not trying to trash you...but seriously...come on now

just stick to calling me names etc

state the diff equations you used to base these numbers and your calculations on..lol

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
if just anyone could calculate comet pats and orbit decay by scribbling a few numbers down and dividing them..wed h ave been to pluto and back by now

not trying to trash you...but seriously...come on now

just stick to calling me names etc

state the diff equations you used to base these numbers and your calculations on..lol

Dude I didnt use any equations.. I was just taking Data from the chart provided by the JPL at Nasa. Did you look at the chart? I didnt do anything besides look at the numbers that were on that nasa page nor do I clain to know anything about rocket science or celestial bodies.. I know math though.. lol

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-25-2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
Hmm, not really, since the higest impact probability of all those objects is 1.8e-03, which is .0018.. or 0.18 percent. And the size of that particular objext is 0.04 Kms.. or a whopping 40 metres across.

So.. 18/10,000 times in simulation something less than 150ft in diameter might hit is.. oh no! as long as it doesnt land on my house (or anyone else's)

Good enough for me, the way I seen it was even if we don't get hit today, within the next hundred years we will get hit and if people don't come together and do the right things it won't be pretty!

I mean think about it, if there really are aliens, would they want us humans to get out there in the solar system with them? Humans are crazy, and we are mean. Human nature is to control and dominate! If there is hope for us humans, we have to come together and change that!

Black, White, & Brown together as one! Them there is NO LIMITS to where us humans can go or what we can do!

Barefootsies 05-25-2006 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CynthiaB 05-25-2006 11:17 AM

Since there's a time difference, does that mean you guys in Asia will die first? If so, post a message so those of us here in the US have time to plan.

SilentKnight 05-25-2006 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
Kiss your ass goodbye..this guy says the world ends today

My bank manager is still laughin' when I informed him I wouldn't be making my mortgage payment based on the above.

He's rather humorless that way. :(

dv2 05-25-2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetDomainia
Good enough for me, the way I seen it was even if we don't get hit today, within the next hundred years we will get hit and if people don't come together and do the right things it won't be pretty!

I mean think about it, if there really are aliens, would they want us humans to get out there in the solar system with them? Humans are crazy, and we are mean. Human nature is to control and dominate! If there is hope for us humans, we have to come together and change that!

Black, White, & Brown together as one! Them there is NO LIMITS to where us humans can go or what we can do!

:thumbsup He speaks the truth:thumbsup

DWB 05-25-2006 12:53 PM

Hah. On my Birthday. What a great day to die...

John69 05-25-2006 01:03 PM

no worries

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2006/24mar_73p.htm

asdfqwer 05-25-2006 02:29 PM

May 25...still nothing,there were at least thouzands of similar predictions

vicki 05-25-2006 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
i wrote a short science fiction story once about a fleet of spider like rocket boosters...that swarm over an incoming comet..obviously they need to be close to the path it is following..but anyway...you pepper the surface of the comet with these spiders..which clamp into the surface and when you have a certain portion of the surface area covered..they fire their rockets in a concentrated direction and if you had enough distance between us and and the comet...you should be able to push it even a slight push overdistance changes the path hugely

LOL I had to read that twice .. I kept wondering if spiders can live in no oxygen, no gravity. Then I noticed the word 'LIKE' hehe

ya know alot of technology we have today is based on yesterdays science fiction, I always find that interesting.

On another note, my hubby and son are astronomy enthusiasts. They're always telling me stuff like this and it scares the bejeebers out of me ... it doesn't help that son is a physics and aerotech guru so its even worse when he describes it!

They aren't just foil hat weirdos at NASA, they are dedicated scientists and I doubt they have any interest in killing their reputation and/or career by spouting out things that have no basis. Do I think I'm going to die today or in June ? ..... I'm a wuss, I prefer to keep my head in the sand on this one lol

CaptainHowdy 05-25-2006 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NemesiS876
So good luck to you gays see you in the hell ...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh This post made me laugh so hard!!

iWeb_Iya 05-25-2006 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rebecca Love
Oh wow, the sky really is falling. Need my umbrella.

Okay, you can take mine. :1orglaugh :pimp :1orglaugh

Chrome 05-25-2006 06:36 PM

Break out your long boards, surfs up.


Rebecca Love 05-25-2006 06:51 PM

well we did have a fail safe plan for the little rocks coming our way. but we used up all the missles in Iraq. this could have been the biggest asteroids game ever. But NOOOOOO. Georgy had to mess it all up. :winkwink:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-25-2006 09:09 PM

Let's all meet back here tommorrow if we
are still here for a :drinkup

Till then I am :party-smi

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetDomainia
Let's all meet back here tommorrow if we
are still here for a :drinkup

Till then I am :party-smi


haha....looks like we escaped the wraith...lol

in june i bet we get some awesome comet showers

MaddCaz 05-25-2006 09:15 PM

another 45 minutes until the 26th here...no comet...

fulyngu 05-25-2006 09:19 PM

BEWARE! Only 12 days away from: 6-6-06 :winkwink:


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