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nofx · 04-26-2006, 05:32 PM

I have this dog house in my backyard that was here when I moved in and I dont have a dog so its just sits there empty.

well I just walked outback to smoke a cigarette and I saw three little kittens running around inside it playing. confused as hell, I went over to investigate why in the fuck I have kitten in my yard and they started fucking hissing at me and one of them scratched my arm up when I tried to pick it up.

they are too wild to even fucking pick up. two of then ran away into my woods and one remained because it was the one I picked up and it started acting crazy so I threw it back into the dog house and it just stayed in there hissing at me going crazy.

ok so fuck them. whats the best way to get rid of them? Roach kill ? bullets? drowning? let them die on their own? call animal ppl to come kill them?

The Duck · 04-26-2006, 05:33 PM

dont kill them!!

Just give them away, all cats can be tamed

DutchTeenCash · 04-26-2006, 05:35 PM

if theyre really wild theyll be gone now Im sure

do yself a fav and check if you got a valid injection.... wild kittens have all kinda stuff - not kiddin

pr0 · 04-26-2006, 05:35 PM

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uno · 04-26-2006, 05:40 PM

Don't you hate people that smoke?

detoxed · 04-26-2006, 05:41 PM

put a dog in the dog house hahahahaha

nofx · 04-26-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

Don't you hate people that smoke?

yea, i'm just trying to kill myself faster.

great idea, set the doghouse on fire.

G-Rotica · 04-26-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

put a dog in the dog house hahahahaha

Elli · 04-26-2006, 05:45 PM

Animal control will know how to dispose of them, as I have my doubts that wild kittens are pet-ready.

WD Brian · 04-26-2006, 05:48 PM

Feral kittens can be tamed but it really depends on how old they are. And you should definitely get your arm checked out.

fetishblog · 04-26-2006, 05:49 PM

A .22 round will make short work of most small critters.

Mr Pheer · 04-26-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

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nestle · 04-26-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

call animal ppl to come kill them?

Call Animal Control in your area. They will take them and see if they can be trained in their behavior for adoption, if not then they put them down humanely.

Mr Pheer · 04-26-2006, 06:01 PM

yeah call animal control and the problem will go away

last thing you want is feral cats breeding more feral cats

MikeSmoke · 04-26-2006, 06:11 PM

Call Animal Control and if you're in the city where they're filming, maybe you will end up on TV on Animal Planet

Spunky · 04-26-2006, 06:12 PM

My cat was wild as a kitten..her mother was an old alley cat but was friendly.she had a litter and most were tamed..mine is a very mild tempered cat but sometimes will give you a nip or a scratch

Sly · 04-26-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by nestle

Call Animal Control in your area. They will take them and see if they can be trained in their behavior for adoption, if not then they put them down humanely.

It makes total since to waste time taming wild cats for adoption when there are already too many cats being put to sleep because nobody will adopt them.

When I was young we had a cat that was originally wild. We got her when she was a kitten. She made a great cat but she was never wild and mean like that, the mother was a regular neighborhood/wild cat and was a fairly nice cat.

Furious_Female · 04-26-2006, 06:15 PM

Send them to me

MaDalton · 04-26-2006, 06:15 PM

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hit up ted from prohosters

lol - does that stuff still exist somewhere?

Linkster · 04-26-2006, 06:27 PM

put a pond in your backyard and stock it with a few midget alligators - will take care of any "wild" problems you have and keep your snake population down as well

escorpio · 04-26-2006, 06:43 PM

Fatten them up and sell them to a chinese restaurant.

nofx · 04-26-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Send them to me

do you want them nextday or overnight?

nofx · 04-26-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Fatten them up and sell them to a chinese restaurant.

ah yea, Gummo style.

i'll go take some pics of the bastard kittens tomorrow if they are still alive.

pr0 · 04-26-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

lol - does that stuff still exist somewhere?

yea i think its carpathia now

TheSpreader · 04-26-2006, 07:23 PM

Depends on the cruelty level you wish to inflict. Most cruel would be a pellet gun or maybe just some hand thrown rocks. Smaller rocks make it slower and more painful. A slingshot (wrist rocket) might be kinda cool, too.

The least cruel would be to put a bowl of anti-freeze out there. They love the taste of it and will kill them almost instantly. I think it kills them instantly...if not, move this one in front of the pellet gun and rocks.

Know anyone that owns a large snake?

Quickdraw · 04-26-2006, 07:25 PM

http://feralcat.com/ has some good information

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Trixxxia · 04-26-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

put a pond in your backyard and stock it with a few midget alligators - will take care of any "wild" problems you have and keep your snake population down as well

LMAO Nice, well thought out ;)

reynold · 04-26-2006, 07:32 PM

serve them with a poisoined tuna

surfer on acid · 04-26-2006, 07:55 PM

put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger

surfer on acid · 04-26-2006, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpreader

Depends on the cruelty level you wish to inflict. Most cruel would be a pellet gun or maybe just some hand thrown rocks. Smaller rocks make it slower and more painful. A slingshot (wrist rocket) might be kinda cool, too.

The least cruel would be to put a bowl of anti-freeze out there. They love the taste of it and will kill them almost instantly. I think it kills them instantly...if not, move this one in front of the pellet gun and rocks.

Know anyone that owns a large snake?

why dont you let me shot you with a pellet gun or sling shot?

TheSpreader · 04-26-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by surfer on acid

why dont you let me shot you with a pellet gun or sling shot?

I've been shot with both and have survived so sure.

A kitten fur coat would be the shit! Or better yet, a little hat like Davie Crockett wore.

Bama · 04-26-2006, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

I went over to investigate why in the fuck I have kitten in my yard and they started fucking hissing at me and one of them scratched my arm up when I tried to pick it up.

Animals are a great judge of character in people - even newly born kittens have you figured out!

Phoenix · 05-24-2006, 07:13 AM

wow...you must have really had a bad childhood

E$_manager · 05-24-2006, 07:52 AM

put a notice in Classified - so that anyone will take them away

Screaming · 05-24-2006, 07:53 AM

call animal control.

Nicky · 05-24-2006, 08:47 AM

feed them

CyberHustler · 05-24-2006, 08:51 AM

what the fuck yo, humane society.

p1mpdogg · 05-24-2006, 08:52 AM

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ahahahaha

the good ol days

SilentKnight · 05-24-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Bama

Animals are a great judge of character in people - even newly born kittens have you figured out!

Even though threads like this are usually created by someone craving attention - one has to question the rationality behind it.

I'll enjoy watching how karma treats these individuals.

Malicious Biz · 05-24-2006, 01:31 PM

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