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Amputate Your Head · 05-21-2002, 12:21 PM

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Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 12:23 PM

BOBBY L., Detroit, MI
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Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 12:25 PM

DANIELLE V., Buffalo, N.Y.
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Amputate Your Head · 05-21-2002, 12:27 PM

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However:

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5. I will encourage others to join me in my beliefs and activities

Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 12:27 PM

Print this pledge and sign it. Print extra copies for your friends and ask them to sign it, too. Then enjoy your new life of sexual fulfillment free of the risk of pregnancy!
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I believe that vaginal heterosexual intercourse and its accompanying possible consequences of pregnancy should be postponed until marriage or college, whichever comes first.

However:

1. I believe that orgasms are an important part of a healthy and balanced life.

2. I believe that masturbation should be encouraged among males and females of all ages, both by manual methods and with the use of vibrators, dildos and other such devices.

3. I believe that sharing orgasms with others, via manual, oral, and anal sex between consenting partners, whether of my same sex or the opposite sex (providing proper safety techniques are utilized) is a moral and desirable activity for myself and my peers.

I will encourage others to join me in my beliefs and activities.

Signed: CHESHIRE

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Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 12:29 PM

REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
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JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.

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a1ka1ine · 05-21-2002, 12:30 PM

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ServerGenius · 05-21-2002, 12:39 PM

MARK G., Atomic City, ID
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boldy · 05-21-2002, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by boldy
Amp still waiting ?!?

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05-21-2002, 12:20 PM	#1
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	This can't be for real! AT least I hope it's not! Sheesh!Technical Virgins

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	BOBBY L., Detroit, MI Yo, I know how to treat my girl right. I always show her the same respect I want to get back from her. I never ask her to swallow my spunk until I go down on her first. It's just common courtesy. __________________ just a little bit naughty

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05-21-2002, 12:25 PM	#8
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	DANIELLE V., Buffalo, N.Y. My boyfriend always asks to have sex. "Come on, baby," he begs me, all the time. I feel really bad about making him wait, but I know that if I have sex with him too soon, he won't respect me. But I also know that if he ain't satisfied with me, he'll date some other girl. So once a month I show him how much I really love him by coughing up the $500 to get him a really top-quality call girl to fuck him silly. __________________ just a little bit naughty

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Print this pledge and sign it. Print extra copies for your friends and ask them to sign it, too. Then enjoy your new life of sexual fulfillment free of the risk of pregnancy! 1. I believe that vaginal heterosexual intercourse and its accompanying possible consequences of pregnancy should be postponed until marriage or college, whichever comes first. However: 2. I believe that orgasms are an important part of a healthy and balanced life. 3. I believe that masturbation should be encouraged among males and females of all ages, both by manual methods and with the use of vibrators, dildos and other such devices. 4. I believe that sharing orgasms with others, via manual, oral, and anal sex between consenting partners, whether of my same sex or the opposite sex (providing proper safety techniques are utilized) is a moral and desirable activity for myself and my peers. 5. I will encourage others to join me in my beliefs and activities

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school! JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. __________________ just a little bit naughty Last edited by Cheshire; 05-21-2002 at 12:31 PM..

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