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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    Goodnight all, I'm off to have wild monkey sex!

    with Fizzgig

    Keep the board warm for me!
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • zigx
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 1430

    #2
    dont forget the monkey.
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    • Fizzgig
      Registered User
      • Feb 2004
      • 9649

      #3
      You didn't have to tell!


      Good night everyone!
      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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      • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
        I guarantee it
        • May 2005
        • 18314

        #4
        Originally posted by Dagwolf
        with Fizzgig

        Keep the board warm for me!
        Which music did you decide to go with

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18647

          #5
          okay buddy, you know in reality you're going to go lie in your bed

          call a sex line
          and then be like "....do we have to have phone sex.... can we just talk?"

          and the girls gonna be like "you probably have a small penis"

          then you're going to start fighting with her... and realizing the longer you fight that the more money you're putting in the pocket of the person you're trying to hurt.. and then you're going to get even more mad and keep yelling at her... at the same time kicking yourself in the ass for staying on the phone

          long story short - you're going to end up with a 300 dollar phone bill, and you will wake up to some fucked up junky in your room rubbing mustard all over himself while playing a banjo.
          I like turtles.

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          • Dagwolf
            President of Canada
            • Sep 2003
            • 23141

            #6
            Originally posted by zigx
            dont forget the monkey.
            Banana peels make a good lube.
            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18647

              #7
              Originally posted by Batts
              Which music did you decide to go with
              shut up batts... go home... loser
              I like turtles.

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              • Dagwolf
                President of Canada
                • Sep 2003
                • 23141

                #8
                Originally posted by sonofsam
                okay buddy, you know in reality you're going to go lie in your bed

                call a sex line
                and then be like "....do we have to have phone sex.... can we just talk?"

                and the girls gonna be like "you probably have a small penis"

                then you're going to start fighting with her... and realizing the longer you fight that the more money you're putting in the pocket of the person you're trying to hurt.. and then you're going to get even more mad and keep yelling at her... at the same time kicking yourself in the ass for staying on the phone

                long story short - you're going to end up with a 300 dollar phone bill, and you will wake up to some fucked up junky in your room rubbing mustard all over himself while playing a banjo.
                Stop it, i've got to go :D
                Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                • Dagwolf
                  President of Canada
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23141

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Batts
                  Which music did you decide to go with
                  Sade
                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18647

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dagwolf
                    Stop it, i've got to go :D
                    a great man once said...


                    "mark... mark wheres the ziplock bag full of screws and stuff for assembling the bed??..... mark seriously man, where is it?.....mark im not fucking around man... wheres the bag..... mark what the fuck man.... wheres the bag, i have to be at work at 7.... can you help me look for it?....mark, can you help me look for the bag??? i gotta go to work soon man, hurry up... you sure you havn't seen it??? well then can you check your desk???"

                    you're probably wondering what this has to do with you...


                    think about it
                    I like turtles.

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                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                      I guarantee it
                      • May 2005
                      • 18314

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                      shut up batts... go home... loser
                      Fuck of you scammer

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                      • Screaming
                        I can change this!!!!!
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 18972

                        #12
                        you 2 be carefull.

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                        • Choppa
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 4079

                          #13
                          "hey hey where the monkeys ....."
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