The dreaded hard-on in class! - GoFuckYourself.com

eRock · 05-21-2002, 10:07 AM

Funny stuff....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/index/0,1...526a11,FF.html

Amputate Your Head · 05-21-2002, 10:08 AM

he shoulda whipped it out on 'em....

Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 10:09 AM

I feel let down by that story.

It could have had some real action.

eRock · 05-21-2002, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I feel let down by that story.

It could have had some real action.

Sorry.

Maybe you need to experience a hard-on in a high school class & gettin' called to the board to get the full effect.

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 10:20 AM

That essay sucked.

Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 10:23 AM

Betrayal By Body

Joe just moved to Hamilton last weekend, his mother was offered a job at Waikato Hospital as head nurse. Joe was ready for his first day at school, Berklay intermediate.

He was really excited when his mother dropped him off at the front of the school, "go get 'em champ, she said to him. He walked with pride steadily up through the middle of the school walkway, he finally reached his classroom and walked in cautiously. He was quite nervous but not at all worried.

He walked straight through the door and right up to the teacher, "Oh you must be Joe, yes the principal told me about you." She said kindly. "Class we have a new student today, go introduce yourself," she said to him.

"Hi, my name is Joe," he said quite calmly.

"Hey Joe," the class replied promptly. He sat down at one of the desks near the front that was free.

There was the prettiest looking girl he'd ever seen right next to him. They started talking on and on, her name was Samantha and she was so cool. She had a really great personality, plus she was soooo hot. As she looked at him she kept licking her lips, rewetting the already glistening pout. He could almost smell the cherry flavor that must be her gloss. The next thing he heard was, "Joe will you please come up to the front of the room and solve this problem," the teacher said quite sternly. He heard his new friend sigh in disappointment, and as she did she slid down in her chair letting her short sun dress glide up her toned thigh, until he could just barely see the outline of lace on her panties.

He looked at the teacher, the panties, and then at his uprising pants, it was so humiliating. "No, I can't come to the front miss, there is just no way," he replied calmly.

"You are coming whether u like it or not," she said again very loudly and without warning she pulled him out of his chair and did the same with the girl right next to him. "Like I said, you are cumming whether you like it or not." She grabbed his belt, and with a skilled hand and one swift motion, she unbuckled it and whipped it out of every last loop sending it flying over her wide desk. "Now I'm sick of you kids not listening to a thing I say, and sex ed. is not only a graduating requirement, but a necessity if you're ever going to get laid in College". And with that she demanded Joe and Samantha act out their childish flirtations and show the class how real foreplay is done.

Samantha went to her knees and unbuttoned Joe's pants letting them fall to his ankles. "Hahahahahaha, look at his boner" one boy said. Others started making very harsh comments about him, it was the most humiliated he had ever been in his life. He knew his cock was freakishly big, but there's no cruelty like that which comes from one's peers.

****For SLY*****

But those thoughts subsided as Samantha's full, wet lips eveloped Joe's thick member ~ pushing the depths of her warm mouth. She slid her hand under his nuts and massaged them gently, teasing the jiz which they held inside. She moved with long and tight motions back and forth as he watched her tongue appear and disappear below.
But too quickly he couldn't hold it back any more, he grabbed the sides of her beautiful head and leaned his hips forward as he let his load explode into her sweet, wanting mouth.

*************

When he got home that day straight away he burst into tears and told his mum what had happened.

"I'm never going back to that school ever again," he said sobbingly. His mother knew it would be very shame for him to go back so she allowed her son Joe to go to boarding school in Auckland.

His problem with his pants have never happened since, as he never saw Samantha again.

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 10:26 AM

She should have sucked his cock.

Exxxotica · 05-21-2002, 10:28 AM

"He knew his cock was freakishly big"

LOL

eRock · 05-21-2002, 10:29 AM

Yeah, the essay sucked...made him sound like real wuss...but the idea behind "How does your body betray you" & his essay idea was where all the humor was at.

Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
She should have sucked his cock.

I changed it because I know how important oral sex is to you.

eRock · 05-21-2002, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

I changed it because I know how important oral sex is to you.

Oh...LOL...I didn't even notice that at first. MUCH better now!

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

I changed it because I know how important oral sex is to you.

Mmm... very nice.

Now where's the Kleenex...

Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Mmm... very nice.

Now where's the Kleenex...

In my bra baby.

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

In my bra baby.

So I was squeezing Kleenex? No wonder they were so squishy...

Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 11:11 AM

I don't know about that, but after you use the kleenex it sure is squishy.

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 11:13 AM

Then swallow next time!

Cheshire · 05-21-2002, 11:15 AM

How about we make a deal.

I'll swallow the first half.....

reddawg · 05-21-2002, 11:17 AM

The teacher asked for it and the principal punished him = WRONG.

Both are women and probably never had such an honest essay before and they did not know how to deal with it. I can understand their feelings, but if he were my son, I would be damned if they thought they would get away with standing my boy down for 5 days. I would have caused them a lot of shit!

05-21-2002, 10:07 AM	#1
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	The dreaded hard-on in class! Funny stuff.... http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/index/0,1...526a11,FF.html

05-21-2002, 10:09 AM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I feel let down by that story. It could have had some real action. __________________ just a little bit naughty

05-21-2002, 10:23 AM	#6
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Betrayal By Body Joe just moved to Hamilton last weekend, his mother was offered a job at Waikato Hospital as head nurse. Joe was ready for his first day at school, Berklay intermediate. He was really excited when his mother dropped him off at the front of the school, "go get 'em champ, she said to him. He walked with pride steadily up through the middle of the school walkway, he finally reached his classroom and walked in cautiously. He was quite nervous but not at all worried. He walked straight through the door and right up to the teacher, "Oh you must be Joe, yes the principal told me about you." She said kindly. "Class we have a new student today, go introduce yourself," she said to him. "Hi, my name is Joe," he said quite calmly. "Hey Joe," the class replied promptly. He sat down at one of the desks near the front that was free. There was the prettiest looking girl he'd ever seen right next to him. They started talking on and on, her name was Samantha and she was so cool. She had a really great personality, plus she was soooo hot. As she looked at him she kept licking her lips, rewetting the already glistening pout. He could almost smell the cherry flavor that must be her gloss. The next thing he heard was, "Joe will you please come up to the front of the room and solve this problem," the teacher said quite sternly. He heard his new friend sigh in disappointment, and as she did she slid down in her chair letting her short sun dress glide up her toned thigh, until he could just barely see the outline of lace on her panties. He looked at the teacher, the panties, and then at his uprising pants, it was so humiliating. "No, I can't come to the front miss, there is just no way," he replied calmly. "You are coming whether u like it or not," she said again very loudly and without warning she pulled him out of his chair and did the same with the girl right next to him. "Like I said, you are cumming whether you like it or not." She grabbed his belt, and with a skilled hand and one swift motion, she unbuckled it and whipped it out of every last loop sending it flying over her wide desk. "Now I'm sick of you kids not listening to a thing I say, and sex ed. is not only a graduating requirement, but a necessity if you're ever going to get laid in College". And with that she demanded Joe and Samantha act out their childish flirtations and show the class how real foreplay is done. Samantha went to her knees and unbuttoned Joe's pants letting them fall to his ankles. "Hahahahahaha, look at his boner" one boy said. Others started making very harsh comments about him, it was the most humiliated he had ever been in his life. He knew his cock was freakishly big, but there's no cruelty like that which comes from one's peers. **For SLY* But those thoughts subsided as Samantha's full, wet lips eveloped Joe's thick member ~ pushing the depths of her warm mouth. She slid her hand under his nuts and massaged them gently, teasing the jiz which they held inside. She moved with long and tight motions back and forth as he watched her tongue appear and disappear below. But too quickly he couldn't hold it back any more, he grabbed the sides of her beautiful head and leaned his hips forward as he let his load explode into her sweet, wanting mouth. *********** When he got home that day straight away he burst into tears and told his mum what had happened. "I'm never going back to that school ever again," he said sobbingly. His mother knew it would be very shame for him to go back so she allowed her son Joe to go to boarding school in Auckland. His problem with his pants have never happened since, as he never saw Samantha again. __________________ just a little bit naughty Last edited by Cheshire; 05-21-2002 at 10:36 AM..

05-21-2002, 10:28 AM	#8
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05-21-2002, 11:11 AM	#15
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I don't know about that, but after you use the kleenex it sure is squishy. __________________ just a little bit naughty

05-21-2002, 10:08 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	he shoulda whipped it out on 'em....

05-21-2002, 10:20 AM	#5
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	That essay sucked.

05-21-2002, 10:26 AM	#7
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	She should have sucked his cock.

05-21-2002, 10:29 AM	#9
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	Yeah, the essay sucked...made him sound like real wuss...but the idea behind "How does your body betray you" & his essay idea was where all the humor was at.

05-21-2002, 11:13 AM	#16
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Then swallow next time!

05-21-2002, 11:15 AM	#17
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	How about we make a deal. I'll swallow the first half..... __________________ just a little bit naughty

05-21-2002, 11:17 AM	#18
reddawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,837	The teacher asked for it and the principal punished him = WRONG. Both are women and probably never had such an honest essay before and they did not know how to deal with it. I can understand their feelings, but if he were my son, I would be damned if they thought they would get away with standing my boy down for 5 days. I would have caused them a lot of shit! Last edited by reddawg; 05-21-2002 at 11:33 AM..