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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    Hello, I am Johnny Shoehorn

    People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

    Please introduce yourself.
    Last edited by Shoehorn!; 05-22-2006, 11:21 PM.
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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572
      #2
      We met on the "ogrish" bus.



      2hp
      tada!

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872
          #3
          Originally posted by 2HousePlague
          We met on the "ogrish" bus.



          2hp
          HAHA, indeed we did.

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            • zoltie
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2002
              • 855
              #4
              Hello my name is Johnny S and i'm an alcoholic.

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                • Theo The Theologian
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 1099
                  #5
                  Bless you Brother Rug Munch. Although we've never met I think you're wonderful. I'm Theo, I like Allah, and Jesus, and all Evel Knievel.
                  Last edited by Theo The Theologian; 05-22-2006, 11:31 PM.


                  I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94744
                      #6
                      Mi nombre is el Sinior Capitano.

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                        • Choppa
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 4079
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                          Mi nombre is el Sinior Capitano.
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                            • RayBonga
                              too cool for highschool
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12164
                              #8
                              Hello, I'm Johnny Cash











                              I hear the train a comin'
                              it´s rolling round the bend
                              and I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
                              I´m stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin´ on
                              but that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Anton..
                              When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
                              always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
                              But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
                              When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..

                              I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
                              they´re probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
                              Well I know I had it coming, I know I can´t be free
                              but those people keep a movin'
                              and that's what tortures me...

                              Well if they'd free me from this prison,
                              if that railroad train was mine
                              I bet I´d move just a little further down the line
                              far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay
                              and I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.....
                              Last edited by RayBonga; 05-23-2006, 12:14 AM.

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826
                                  #9
                                  I think you put some fresh herb into yer lungs and then posted this jibber jabber

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • nofx
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 16826
                                      #10
                                      HELLO IM JOHNNY NUMBER 5


                                      Often times I wonder why
                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                        • 2HousePlague
                                          CURATOR
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 14572
                                          #11




                                          2hp
                                          tada!

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                                            • BusterBunny
                                              perverted justice decoy
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 19291
                                              #12
                                              my name is cornholio and I need t.p. for my bung hole....

                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                • SomeCreep
                                                  :glugglug
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 26118
                                                  #13
                                                  Hi, I'm Elmo, Ha Ha Ha, Elmo loooooves you.

                                                  Pic in profile.

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                                                  I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 19291
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                      HELLO IM JOHNNY NUMBER 5

                                                      nice
                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 22872
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                          Pic in profile.

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                                                            • Screaming
                                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 18972
                                                              #16
                                                              hello! im screaming! heh.

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