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Old 05-21-2006, 07:16 PM   #1
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my GF is cheating on me (again)

I found condoms in her purse, a reciept to the local porn shop in her wallet and a phone nuber in her cell hpone with an image next to it of some guys cock.

think she is cheating? what should i do?
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:17 PM   #2
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:18 PM   #3
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I found condoms in her purse, a reciept to the local porn shop in her wallet and a phone nuber in her cell hpone with an image next to it of some guys cock.

think she is cheating? what should i do?

trade her in for a younger model ?
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:18 PM   #4
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I found condoms in her purse, a reciept to the local porn shop in her wallet and a phone nuber in her cell hpone with an image next to it of some guys cock.

think she is cheating? what should i do?
If she is, at least she's using condoms!
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Well at least she is having the guy wear condoms.

Could be worse.

Found out what toy's she bought at the store.
Send them to her at work.
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:20 PM   #6
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trade her in for a younger model ?

exactly!

after i traded in my previous ex (the slut KB is with now)
i got this whore... but she is stupid but cute.. was torn on wether to her slid on my rod but i did.. now that im going to toss this fish back in the pond, im ready for a new one.

solo girls need a sugar daddy?
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:20 PM   #7
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Well at least she is having the guy wear condoms.

Could be worse.

Found out what toy's she bought at the store.
Send them to her at work.

wont do much, she works at a porn shop
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:21 PM   #8
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wait wait now i remember... those condoms are for me that i asked her to pick up.. and that recipt is for the lube i asked her to buy me.. and that photo is my cock next to my number

move on.. i simply forgot!
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:21 PM   #9
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:22 PM   #10
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I could use a sugar daddy
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:22 PM   #11
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:22 PM   #12
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Well at least she is having the guy wear condoms.

Could be worse.

Found out what toy's she bought at the store.
Send them to her at work.
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:24 PM   #13
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get some pigs.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:44 PM   #15
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:51 PM   #16
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pics???????
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Old 05-21-2006, 08:24 PM   #17
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I found condoms in her purse, a reciept to the local porn shop in her wallet and a phone nuber in her cell hpone with an image next to it of some guys cock.

think she is cheating? what should i do?
I never fucked her with a rubber.

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Old 05-21-2006, 08:30 PM   #18
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I never fucked her with a rubber.



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Old 05-21-2006, 10:13 PM   #19
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HHAHAHAHH GOOD ONE!
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:16 PM   #20
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get some pigs.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

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well, if it's true that she cheated on you should have left her cheating ass the first time. Once a cheater always a cheater.
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:21 PM   #25
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Thurbs...

hmm
yaaa.. ok
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:30 PM   #26
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She had come over to play WoW and had forgotten to sign off of AIM after she left. It was whilst I was going through her buddy list that I noticed my mage had just been two-shotted by a rogue.

Should I stick with my mage or should I play a class with more survivability?
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well, if it's true that she cheated on you should have left her cheating ass the first time. Once a cheater always a cheater.
good point you've raised dude.
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:32 AM   #29
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wait wait now i remember... those condoms are for me that i asked her to pick up.. and that recipt is for the lube i asked her to buy me.. and that photo is my cock next to my number

move on.. i simply forgot!
Still, you should slap her around a bit
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if she has condoms in her purse and doesn't use them with you then she is either cheating on you or thinking about. Either way you gotta dump her.

A new bitch turns 18 every 3 seconds, just think about that.
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i see you were just bs'ing.. I wasted time on this thread.. shit
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AGAIN?

Jesus, even Bush said "if you fool me you can't fool me again."

Get her phone, send the pic of his cock to youself, print it, and put it on the fridge next to the shopping list.
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wait wait now i remember... those condoms are for me that i asked her to pick up.. and that recipt is for the lube i asked her to buy me.. and that photo is my cock next to my number

move on.. i simply forgot!
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