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Old 05-21-2006, 01:55 PM   #1
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What should i do if a volcano erupts?

I am really afraid of that! There are 6 volcanoes around me!
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Old 05-21-2006, 01:56 PM   #2
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Move away before they do perhaps?
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Old 05-21-2006, 01:56 PM   #3
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put a safeway bag over your head... trust me... it'll stop the lava
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Old 05-21-2006, 01:58 PM   #4
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Just run, and do not turn around, or else ........
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Old 05-21-2006, 01:59 PM   #5
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contrary to believe lava is not hot, it is actually cool to the touch
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:05 PM   #6
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Just run, and do not turn around, or else ........
...die like in Pompeya
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:07 PM   #7
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contrary to believe lava is not hot, it is actually cool to the touch
then why is it liquid and red? It must be hot
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:14 PM   #8
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Move away before they do perhaps?
i like to be here. bwtter will get ready for that.
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Where do you live with six active volcanos?
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:22 PM   #11
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:23 PM   #12
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Volcanos typically give everyone plenty of warning that they are about to erupt.
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:24 PM   #13
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:29 PM   #14
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Volcanos typically give everyone plenty of warning that they are about to erupt.

The question is, do people pay attention to the warnings?
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:29 PM   #15
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Middle of Yellowstone?
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:30 PM   #16
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Ecuador
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I am really afraid of that! There are 6 volcanoes around me!

Put out marshmallows and hotdogs on your lawn ASAP?

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Old 05-21-2006, 02:32 PM   #18
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The question is, do people pay attention to the warnings?

We have a volcano Tunguragua in one town. It is giving signs of eruption for several years now, but people are not evacuating.
I think that not every volcano will give a warning.
May be it will start with gas and we all will die of tocsic gas..
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:33 PM   #19
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The question is, do people pay attention to the warnings?
I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

Tremors - bad.
Smoke - getting worse.
Mountain shrank - not good.
Mountain raised - very bad.
Discovery channel or national geographic crew seen near by - can not get any worse.
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:35 PM   #21
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i need suggestions that i can use practically when the time will come to safe myself. I guess i will need an oxygen and may be some light
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I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

Tremors - bad.
Smoke - getting worse.
Mountain shrank - not good.
Mountain raised - very bad.
Discovery channel or national geographic crew seen near by - can not get any worse.

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Old 05-21-2006, 02:44 PM   #24
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I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

Tremors - bad.
Smoke - getting worse.
Mountain shrank - not good.
Mountain raised - very bad.
Discovery channel or national geographic crew seen near by - can not get any worse.

There are tremors so often!
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:52 PM   #26
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:59 PM   #28
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i would run, but i am in a sort of a bowl - it is valley, surrounded by volcanoes. The only way to run is on another volcano.
By the way we have a big cross on Ilalo mountine - ex-volcan that erupted and killed many lives.
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Old 05-21-2006, 03:10 PM   #29
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Usual practice is to get covered in hot ash/ smothered by molten lava/ suffocated by poisonous gas.

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I am really afraid of that! There are 6 volcanoes around me!

So.. how often do you need to get plasterers in to repair the walls of your place?
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I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

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Get a volcano trampoline, and when the lava is about 50 feet in sight, just start bouncing really high.



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