Misconceptions about the Biz - GoFuckYourself.com

Barefootsies · 05-18-2006, 02:02 PM

I was talking with some friends, and started on this list. I am sure others can add to it. But the general public's view on us goes something like this..

If you are in the porn biz..

-You are not rolling with Heff, and hanging out at the Playboy mansion.

-You are not trying to hijack their browserrs 24/7 and trying to steal their credit card info.

- You do not hang out with centerfolds and rockstars 24/7, nor do they all know you on a first name basis.

- You cannot get them access to any porn site of their choosing, or know the owner on a first name basis to get "da hook up".

-You do not walk into every bar, club, restraunt, shopping mall flipping out business cards and offering to make "her" the "next pornstar".

-You are not fucking your models.

-Not everyone in this business is making phat bank, rolling with showties, sippin on fowties, and think they are legalize pimp juice.

Those are just a few I remembered off the top of my head. Add yours.

This should be good.

Cyndalie · 05-18-2006, 02:16 PM

I think XXXJay would beg to differ

Barefootsies · 05-18-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

I think XXXJay would beg to differ

Well there are a few people who get these perks, but the problem, atleast with people I meet, and talk with outside of the biz. Friends included, is that ALL OF US can do the above and more.

Dagwolf · 05-18-2006, 02:22 PM

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I was talking with some friends, and started on this list. I am sure others can add to it. But the general public's view on us goes something like this..

If you are in the porn biz..

-You are not rolling with Heff, and hanging out at the Playboy mansion.

Not me personally, but... Ask around.

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-You are not trying to hijack their browserrs 24/7 and trying to steal their credit card info.

Again, not me personally but...

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- You do not hang out with centerfolds and rockstars 24/7, nor do they all know you on a first name basis.

See last two replies.

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- You cannot get them access to any porn site of their choosing, or know the owner on a first name basis to get "da hook up".

I could, but I won't. This is a business.

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-You do not walk into every bar, club, restraunt, shopping mall flipping out business cards and offering to make "her" the "next pornstar".

No, my wife does that part.

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-You are not fucking your models.

That's my wife's department too.

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-Not everyone in this business is making phat bank, rolling with showties, sippin on fowties, and think they are legalize pimp juice.

When I get my Jaguar, I'll post a pic. Until then assume I'm still working hard for a living.

RRRED · 05-18-2006, 02:28 PM

And we're not horny all the time...

Rochard · 05-18-2006, 02:42 PM

I've never met Hef but I've been to the Playboy Mansion (for lunch). And I'm meeting with Christie Hefner on Wednesday.

I do have a Hef bobble head on my desk.

Barefootsies · 05-18-2006, 02:59 PM

Oh yeah, three other classics.

-I sit around in my underwear all day.

-We work for a max. of two hours then go back to video games.

-No matter the pornstar's name.. Tiffany what's her name, Sophie you know that blonde,.. we are supposed to know who they are talking about.

Cyndalie · 05-18-2006, 03:25 PM

how about this one..

Every female that works IN porn IS porn/content.

retards.

bdld · 05-18-2006, 04:16 PM

the CP connection, and lifestyle misconception.

biftek · 05-18-2006, 05:02 PM

sit around whacking off to porn all day

WiredGuy · 05-18-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

how about this one..

Every female that works IN porn IS porn/content.

retards.

Well I'm getting out of this business then! LOL.
WG

Cyndalie · 05-19-2006, 02:59 PM

Well WiredGuy, I'll have to ask the hub but we could make an exception just for YOU

Screaming · 05-19-2006, 03:08 PM

very true...

WiredGuy · 05-19-2006, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Well WiredGuy, I'll have to ask the hub but we could make an exception just for YOU

graphicdude · 05-19-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

And we're not horny all the time...

Your speaking for yourself on that one

madawgz · 05-19-2006, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

You are not fucking your models.

something i find hard to believe

MaddCaz · 05-19-2006, 07:24 PM

your title makes no sense...are these misconceptions or PROPER conceptions???

Spunky · 05-19-2006, 07:26 PM

That I'm into beast and scat...

modF · 05-19-2006, 07:26 PM

wtf are showties?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-19-2006, 07:41 PM

This biz is anything but fun or glamorous...

Once ya really are in it...

You are pretty much fucked, count on barely getting by and being broke.

Odd's of you making it in this biz is worse than the odd's of being a rockstar.
Its not impossible to be succesful but ya better have a "thing" or really good plan.

Ya can code pages day in day out and phoom 5 years later you are still no further than when ya started. Its great side income for a college student or novalty side hobby for those with a few bucks already in there pocket.

Beyond that Porn biz is broke, get used to being ripped off constantly, get used to people talking shit about you...
Thats the facts...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-19-2006, 07:45 PM

Another fact is that if you come out to these miserable boards be ready to be raped and scrutinised. Of course also privatly attacked by competitor's and predator's that use this biz to rob you.
Ya will have your server attacked, your personnal life attacked and every move ya make will be under extreme scrutiny by not only the peer's of this industry waiting to copy you but by the government itself that does not have much of a liking for Pr0N.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-19-2006, 07:47 PM

So there ya go Noobs...

Thats Biz in a hand basket here and I bet you can't wait to get started.

its in your blood to go the hard way, you have always succeeded in what ever ya did.

Welcome to porn!

The challenge of your life is before you and that endeavor will never be filled, or likely successful in the least. Ya truly are better off doing about anything else and that includes working at Mc Donalds.

Manowar · 05-20-2006, 06:36 AM

so true...

Manowar · 05-21-2006, 03:47 AM

any more yet?

DatingGold · 05-21-2006, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I was talking with some friends, and started on this list. I am sure others can add to it. But the general public's view on us goes something like this..

If you are in the porn biz..

-You are not rolling with Heff, and hanging out at the Playboy mansion.

-You are not trying to hijack their browserrs 24/7 and trying to steal their credit card info.

- You do not hang out with centerfolds and rockstars 24/7, nor do they all know you on a first name basis.

- You cannot get them access to any porn site of their choosing, or know the owner on a first name basis to get "da hook up".

-You do not walk into every bar, club, restraunt, shopping mall flipping out business cards and offering to make "her" the "next pornstar".

-You are not fucking your models.

-Not everyone in this business is making phat bank, rolling with showties, sippin on fowties, and think they are legalize pimp juice.

Those are just a few I remembered off the top of my head. Add yours.

This should be good.

all of the above are true for me. I'm not a computer geek.

potter · 05-21-2006, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

-I sit around in my underwear all day.

-We work for a max. of two hours then go back to video games.

You mean that isn't true for yourself? Underwear and videogames is why I got into this biz.

Barefootsies · 05-21-2006, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by potter

You mean that isn't true for yourself? Underwear and videogames is why I got into this biz.

No I get dressed at some point in the day. As for video games, I stopped playing the WOW, and EQ when I got into this full time.

EQ gold & plat doesn't pay da bills.

05-18-2006, 02:02 PM	#1
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Misconceptions about the Biz I was talking with some friends, and started on this list. I am sure others can add to it. But the general public's view on us goes something like this.. If you are in the porn biz.. -You are not rolling with Heff, and hanging out at the Playboy mansion. -You are not trying to hijack their browserrs 24/7 and trying to steal their credit card info. - You do not hang out with centerfolds and rockstars 24/7, nor do they all know you on a first name basis. - You cannot get them access to any porn site of their choosing, or know the owner on a first name basis to get "da hook up". -You do not walk into every bar, club, restraunt, shopping mall flipping out business cards and offering to make "her" the "next pornstar". -You are not fucking your models. -Not everyone in this business is making phat bank, rolling with showties, sippin on fowties, and think they are legalize pimp juice. Those are just a few I remembered off the top of my head. Add yours. This should be good. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

05-18-2006, 02:16 PM	#2
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05-18-2006, 02:42 PM	#6
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05-18-2006, 02:59 PM	#7
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Oh yeah, three other classics. -I sit around in my underwear all day. -We work for a max. of two hours then go back to video games. -No matter the pornstar's name.. Tiffany what's her name, Sophie you know that blonde,.. we are supposed to know who they are talking about. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

05-18-2006, 03:25 PM	#8
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	how about this one.. Every female that works IN porn IS porn/content. retards. __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

05-18-2006, 02:28 PM	#5
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	And we're not horny all the time...

05-18-2006, 04:16 PM	#9
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	the CP connection, and lifestyle misconception.

05-18-2006, 05:02 PM	#10
biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	sit around whacking off to porn all day

05-19-2006, 02:59 PM	#12
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	Well WiredGuy, I'll have to ask the hub but we could make an exception just for YOU __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

05-19-2006, 03:08 PM	#13
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	very true... __________________

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05-19-2006, 07:26 PM	#19
modF Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,888	wtf are showties? __________________ I do things skype:themodF

05-19-2006, 07:41 PM	#20
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	This biz is anything but fun or glamorous... Once ya really are in it... You are pretty much fucked, count on barely getting by and being broke. Odd's of you making it in this biz is worse than the odd's of being a rockstar. Its not impossible to be succesful but ya better have a "thing" or really good plan. Ya can code pages day in day out and phoom 5 years later you are still no further than when ya started. Its great side income for a college student or novalty side hobby for those with a few bucks already in there pocket. Beyond that Porn biz is broke, get used to being ripped off constantly, get used to people talking shit about you... Thats the facts... __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 05-19-2006 at 07:43 PM..

05-19-2006, 07:45 PM	#21
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Another fact is that if you come out to these miserable boards be ready to be raped and scrutinised. Of course also privatly attacked by competitor's and predator's that use this biz to rob you. Ya will have your server attacked, your personnal life attacked and every move ya make will be under extreme scrutiny by not only the peer's of this industry waiting to copy you but by the government itself that does not have much of a liking for Pr0N. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 05-19-2006 at 07:46 PM..

05-19-2006, 07:47 PM	#22
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	So there ya go Noobs... Thats Biz in a hand basket here and I bet you can't wait to get started. its in your blood to go the hard way, you have always succeeded in what ever ya did. Welcome to porn! The challenge of your life is before you and that endeavor will never be filled, or likely successful in the least. Ya truly are better off doing about anything else and that includes working at Mc Donalds. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 05-19-2006 at 07:50 PM..

05-20-2006, 06:36 AM	#23
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	so true...

05-21-2006, 03:47 AM	#24
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	any more yet?