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05-16-2006, 06:38 PM
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How To Pick Up Sluts In Spanish
This is just a first draft but it HAD to be done... Let me know what other questions and phrases should go and I will add
 HOW TO PICK UP SLUTS IN SPANISH V1 Hello this is Mitch from Escazu how are you? - ¿Hola éste es Mitch de Escazu cómo eres? do you remember me? - ¿me recuerdas? I live in Escazu - Vivo en Escazu I have a house in Florida - Tengo una casa en la Florida I am hot for you - Soy caliente para ti I want you tonight - Te deseo esta noche come to my house now - ahora venido a mi casa come to my house tonight - venido a mi casa esta noche How much? - ¿cuánto? 50 - cincuenta 60 - sesenta 70 - setenta 80 - ochenta 90 - noventa 100 - cien I pay for your taxi - pago tu taxi I want to see you - deseo verte what are you doing tonight? - ¿qué estás haciendo esta noche? are you working tonight? - ¿estás trabajando esta noche? do you have any girlfriends that could come with you? - ¿tienes amigos de muchacha que podrían venir con ti? where are you friends? - ¿dónde eres amigas? Monday - Lunes Tuesday - Martes Wednesday - Miercoles Thursday - Jueves Friday - Viernes Saturday - Sabado Sunday - Domingo Let's go to bed - vayamosnos a la cama bend over - curva encima faster - más rápidamente slower - más lento suck it - aspirarlo ride me - montarme get on top - conseguir en tapa swallow - trago give me a massage please - darme un masaje por favor I want to spank your ass - Deseo azotar tu asno you like that? - ¿tienes gusto de eso? Who is your daddy? - ¿Quién es tu papá? sit on my face - sentarte en mi cara toss my salad - sacudir mi ensalada I see you soon baby - Te veo pronto bebé
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05-16-2006, 06:46 PM
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It worked for me!
I had these notes in my pocket the whole time i was there! It works! I got 20 numbers and fucked like i was trying to drill oil on a piece of flat land!
Casega a la fiesta! Newbiz
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05-16-2006, 07:14 PM
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how do you say if you fuck me i can grant you citzenship lol
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05-16-2006, 07:16 PM
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i need to know...."how much for the dog to join in".....please
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05-16-2006, 07:23 PM
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Fucking Google language tools are probably not 100%... I have to run it by my Tico friend to get the correct verbiage
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05-16-2006, 07:24 PM
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it's gonna be a good weekend
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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05-16-2006, 07:52 PM
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Funny. try them here some time.
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05-16-2006, 07:53 PM
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oh man this is good
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05-16-2006, 08:28 PM
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Where's the LORD of PIMPHANDS aka RogerV......i wonder what he says to pick up all the hotties
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05-16-2006, 08:32 PM
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i've copied/pasted this in my notepad
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05-16-2006, 08:34 PM
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Just went on a Carribean cruise out of Puerto Rico a few months ago. I can't speak a word of Spanish, but there were sooo many hot chicks on the cruise and in Puerto Rico itself and I could not converse with them.
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05-16-2006, 08:38 PM
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this is HILARIOUS I wanna see more!
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05-16-2006, 08:48 PM
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Depending on what country you're in she might look at you and say "que?"
Don't say asno for ass. It's usually better to say culo instead. |
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05-16-2006, 08:54 PM
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Seems like the guys need some Spanish lessons... hahahaha
Good luck guys ;)
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05-16-2006, 09:08 PM
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thanks for the tips
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05-16-2006, 09:46 PM
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I'll be studying them diligently, thanks
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05-16-2006, 09:52 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I am taking notes as we speak ;)
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05-16-2006, 10:11 PM
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good post, I could use that in the future. thanks a lot!
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05-17-2006, 02:21 AM
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Yo tengo diez billones de dolares.
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05-17-2006, 02:36 AM
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You forgot the most important one...
Sin condom. |
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05-17-2006, 02:50 AM
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It's more like "tienes un condón" do you have a condom or do you have an extra large condom - tienes un condón más grande que lo normal Do you have a tiny pussy? - ¿Tienes un gatito minúsculo? Can I shove my white monster cock into your tiny latina vagina? ¿Puedo empujar mi martillo blanco del monstruo en tu vagina minúscula de Latina? This just gets better and better
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05-17-2006, 02:58 AM
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It's over there...
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Now this is funny shit :D
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05-17-2006, 03:02 AM
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lol this will make my next trip to mexico a lot more fun
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05-19-2006, 06:26 PM
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I've created a monster
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05-19-2006, 06:27 PM
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2hpIt's a beautiful thing.
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05-19-2006, 07:01 PM
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Can you translate "How Much for a blowjob"? "I know the Cuanto cuesta para un" part.
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05-19-2006, 07:03 PM
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2hp
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05-19-2006, 07:10 PM
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comes in handy here in Phx.. muchas gracias mi hermano
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05-19-2006, 07:25 PM
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Uhhhh dude don't depend on babelfish or google to teach you phrases that women will understand
This one never fails though: tengo un diablo en mis pantalones para ti |
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ahahahahhaa!!1
that list is great!
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hehe.. too much spanish words here... though i think money speaks at times like that.. lol
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ok guys i'm from Panama, my native language is spanish so ask me what ever the hell you want
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05-19-2006, 11:12 PM
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or ICQ me 199428702 online spanish classes for free only in GFY
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Just came in from the streets...It worked with a whore I found by burger king...It's nice to get my ballsac emptied.
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UAW! good tutorial!
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You almost got them all right, I just fixed a few for you...but i think if you look like gringo and you say i have money, it will be more than enought to pick up the girls here. Very sad but the true HOW TO PICK UP SLUTS IN SPANISH V1 Hello this is Mitch from Escazu how are you? - ¿Hola éste es Mitch de Escazu cómo estas? I am hot for you - Estoy caliente por ti come to my house now - venga a mi casa come to my house tonight - venga a mi casa esta noche do you have any girlfriends that could come with you? - tienes algunas amigas que vengan contigo? where are you friends? - ¿dónde están tus amigas? Let's go to bed - vayamosnos a la cama bend over - Inclinate faster - más rápido slower - más lento suck it - mamalo ride me - montame get on top - tu arriba swallow - tragatelo I want to spank your ass - Deseo azotar tu ano you like that? - ¿te gusto eso? sit on my face - sentate en mi cara toss my salad - sacude mi ensalada
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