Just tell the bitch that you are the man and that you will pay for everything. Tell her that she is to shut up and do what you tell her and like what you tell her to like. Order her food for her and her daughter and make sure its something really expensive but weird that they probably wont like so you get an extra chance to flash the cash around.

At the end of the date you politely ask her to give you a blowjob under the table. If she says no just hit her over the head with a glass or do something equally dramatic.

Exit the place causing a big scene by turning over tables and firing shots into the roof and possibly into random aquariums if present. Leave the two ladies to explain themselves to the owner.

I hate fighting for the check. Every time I eat with my parents I have to go through that shit.

lol yeah why are you having dinner with her mom when you know this girl a few weeks?

if that was mother who invited - she must pay, but you should suggest to pay yourself. Hope she will say: "No!!!!! i will pay!"

that would never happen because she's a woman.

some women are alright too. Imagine!

That's fucking hillarious

noam, good job.
don't listen to the few nit wits who think you shouldn't have paid.

always be the man and it will always pay off.

yeah, I agree with 12clicks. Don't just impress them be a gentleman.

Hmmm I don't know.

I'm a female and if I would have asked I would have paid. I also make a lot more than the person I'm with so he would have expected me to pay anyways.

Besides I don't need money from a man I like to pay for myself. I actually pay more rent than the person I'm living with because I make more, so why wouldn't I pay for dinner if I asked them to go in the first place?

Whoever asks pays. I always pay for my own food/meals. I don't don't need a cent from anybody.

Money is power. I make more then the average guy so I pay for myself. Yea of course there's also a lot of men who make more than me. But in general, I'm not poor and destitute and don't need anything from anybody.

The whole point of having money is to have power. So why would you give it away by letting a man pay for you and being the "dependant".

If you want equal rights you have to pay for yourself and open your own doors. I always open my own doors and pay for myself!

I have a lot of pride and wouldn't take a cent from any guy, preferably I like to split everything in HALF, EXACTLY to the dollar, even to the cent.

I always pay for my meals, drinks even on dates! I dont need anything from anyone. I am totally independent.

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Christ woman, you have a chip on your shoulder the size of Denmark.

You sound like you'd be a real treat to be in a relationship with. :D

Just be yourself and if you really want to pay, just pay. Stand up, tell them you are going to the bathroom and pay! That`s it!

LMFAO!


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I know one thing:

There ain't no advice like GFY advice. :D

haha, CD hit the nail on the head.

I think the Anal Hobbit would say to excuse yourself from the table near the end of the meal, just before desert. find the waitress and ask her to give you the check because you don't want the mother to insist on paying. She will give it to you, and think you are sweet. Tell the watress you are going to get your credit card from your girlfriend, then when you return, tell eveyone at the table that you have paid the check and you want to take them all to another great restaurant for a special desert and coffee. Make sure the waitress is back in the kitchen,then everyone exits the establishment sans paying. Then, spend the money you saved on dinner on a great desert at another restaurant. The mother will think you're the greatest, and you'll still have most of your cash!

I got me a new hammer last week.

:D

insist on paying for dinner. if her mother still says no, punch her in the face and while she's down give the waiter the money. :thumbsup

exactly correct. if this girl means anything to you this is what you MUST do.

ahhh, the "woman with power" syndrome.

sorry, most guys do not find this attractive.

I think there's a question being avoided here.

HOW RICH IS HER MOM?

If her mom is poor, she'll let you pay. If she's rich, you may have a problem. If she's filthy rich, just fucking let her pay if she wants to. It's probably one of her favorite ways to spend money.

She sounds like a money-obsessed psycho-bitch from hell on a flaming power trip with nowhere to park her ego.


Some guys might get wood over that. :D



but not this guy.

If she is rich let her pay if she offers, she doesnt care

this happened weeks ago, how did it turn out?