Lesson 1 on how to use ICQ.

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  • Paul Markham
    Too old to care
    • Jun 2001
    • 52942

    #1

    Lesson 1 on how to use ICQ.

    If it says I'm offline and it's 4.00 am in the EU I'm probable sleeping and no9t going to reply to "Hi".

    Leave a fucking message and I will get back to you.

    End of rant.

    Opened ICQ this morning to 5 messages with "Hi" or "Are you there?" When the computer was switched off.

    They are all now gone or not responding.



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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #2
    Hi, are you there?
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572

      #3
      Goooood EVE-ning, Herr Markham!







      2hp
      tada!

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      • Paul Markham
        Too old to care
        • Jun 2001
        • 52942

        #4
        Originally posted by 2HousePlague
        Goooood EVE-ning, Herr Markham!



        2hp
        This will haunt me for the rest of my life.



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        • 2HousePlague
          CURATOR
          • Jul 2004
          • 14572

          #5
          Originally posted by Paul Markham
          This will haunt me for the rest of my life.

          Eh, you've had a great run --




          2hp
          tada!

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          • StatsJunky
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2005
            • 639

            #6
            Originally posted by Paul Markham
            This will haunt me for the rest of my life.
            This one could use a good caption.
            erik AT suthnet.com

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            • stickyfingerz
              Doin fine
              • Oct 2005
              • 24984

              #7
              I usually do the "are you there?" Then give it 5 mins. If no response I leave a message and ask them to hit me up when they are around and free.

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              • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                I guarantee it
                • May 2005
                • 18314

                #8
                Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
                I usually do the "are you there?" Then give it 5 mins. If no response I leave a message and ask them to hit me up when they are around and free.
                I do that also, people hit me up all the time at odd hours, does not bother me at all.

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                • Paul Markham
                  Too old to care
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 52942

                  #9
                  Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
                  I usually do the "are you there?" Then give it 5 mins. If no response I leave a message and ask them to hit me up when they are around and free.
                  It would seem the sensible thing to do. Leave a message and then move on.



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                  • rowan
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 17393

                    #10
                    Why even ask if someone is there? Your first line should tell them in a concise way what you're contacting them about. I often get strangers saying just "hi" so of course I say "hi" back... and they're no longer there. If something is important enough to contact me about then don't spend 2 days exchanging greetings before I find out what you wanted to discuss!

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                    • Zuzana Designs
                      All Your Design Needs
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 20899

                      #11
                      I love when people think you live on icq .. they will send a message HI your there and one min later guess your not reliable talk to you later ?? i watch icq flash for hours sometimes If I'm busy .. but some people just will never understand

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                      • Antonio
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 14136

                        #12
                        lol, never heard of bots?
                        ask spacedog, he loves talking to them

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                        • georgeyw
                          58008 53773
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 9865

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                          If it says I'm offline and it's 4.00 am in the EU I'm probable sleeping and no9t going to reply to "Hi".

                          Leave a fucking message and I will get back to you.

                          End of rant.

                          Opened ICQ this morning to 5 messages with "Hi" or "Are you there?" When the computer was switched off.

                          They are all now gone or not responding.
                          errm
                          It wasn't me but sometimes people put themselves on busy or invisible and that is *why* people say 'hi you there'.

                          Just wondering - how do you expect people to know when your computer is off?
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                          • Violetta
                            Affiliate
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 28735

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Paul Markham
                            This will haunt me for the rest of my life.




                            I try to be informative when I icq someone who is offline!
                            M&A Queen

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                            • Screaming
                              I can change this!!!!!
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 18972

                              #15
                              i just wanted to say hi.. shesh.

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                              • Paul Markham
                                Too old to care
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 52942

                                #16
                                Originally posted by georgeyw
                                errm
                                It wasn't me but sometimes people put themselves on busy or invisible and that is *why* people say 'hi you there'.

                                Just wondering - how do you expect people to know when your computer is off?
                                Maybe there is a reason they are in that mode. And to get them out of that mode you tell them what it's about.

                                I reckon very little of it is so important as few come back.

                                The other one I find strange is those who add me to their list and then have nothing to say to me. Added me because they think I'm the right person to have on their list.

                                Could understand if it were someone like Juicy, but I'm way too old to be cool.



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                                • polle54
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 4626

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by rowan
                                  Why even ask if someone is there? Your first line should tell them in a concise way what you're contacting them about. I often get strangers saying just "hi" so of course I say "hi" back... and they're no longer there. If something is important enough to contact me about then don't spend 2 days exchanging greetings before I find out what you wanted to discuss!

                                  yes very true

                                  when I contact a stranger I always apply for contact list with the reason I am hitting the person up.

                                  Unless I am doing because of something I know the person wouldn't like to answer
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                                  • Grapesoda
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 46238

                                    #18
                                    I dumped ICQ . . . can you hit me with an email > need some HC vids and sets . . . like to see a sample vid and read some prices on 50 vids + sets -bmb

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                                    • Choppa
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 4079

                                      #19
                                      yeah some people are just impatient , or have lots of "for rent" space between their ears
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