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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
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last night I was peacefully sitting in my car getting a blowjob and there comes this
cop and shines his fucking torch in my face. Seriously, wtf, don't they teach them some manners at the police academy????
I guess is partially my fault though, should've had "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on the windshield |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Baltimore
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Was the crack whore pissed?
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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did he join in?
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Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
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so he wanted his partner back?
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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I thought a wild animal came ;)
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too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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#9 |
I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 18,972
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that sucks..
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#11 |
I do not recommend anything in my signature.
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 20
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did the guy who was sucking you off stop when the cops showed up, or did he just ignore them and sucked like there was no tomorrow? did you pay the guy to suck you off or how did you meet him and get him to do that to you?
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#12 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Haarlem and Amsterdam, capital of the porn world ;-)
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was the dude who gave the blowjob pissed of when he had seen the LONG stick of justice?
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#13 |
working on my tan
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Location: Florida/Kentucky
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How embarrassing, what did your sister do?
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What dide he say about the scene? :p
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were charged for failure to maintain an erection after being caught ?
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#18 |
So Fucking Banned
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Location: Montana
Posts: 46,238
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I got caught fucking a fat girl at the 'lake' when I was a kid . . .
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How did the real doll react when the cop shoved the light on you to?
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#20 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
Posts: 13,557
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Antonio, so what did he say to you?
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#21 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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stop buying hookers
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#23 |
Skinemax BQueen
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I told you letting the Sargent blow you will not get out of those parking tickets.
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#24 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
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if you are in you own car - no matter what you do. No?
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#25 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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lol the smart remarks crack me up
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#26 |
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Location: Illinois
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brag much? ;)
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#27 |
A freakin' legend!
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Some good wise cracks.
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