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RainMailer · 05-02-2006, 09:28 PM

A young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to follow its training.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog, and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed! and quite upset at this point! She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time."

skinnay · 05-02-2006, 09:29 PM

i thought this was going to be about the tgp..

Spunky · 05-02-2006, 09:33 PM

Lol..I think my dad told me that 30 years ago

martinsc · 05-02-2006, 10:47 PM

old, but still funny

iWeb_Iya · 05-02-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

old, but still funny

Should I say I love classic?

FilthyRob · 05-03-2006, 12:21 AM

New one to me, very funny!

Sydney_AWP · 05-03-2006, 03:28 AM

Classic and still funny.

BlackWitch · 05-03-2006, 03:29 AM

man, thats too long

Ace_luffy · 05-03-2006, 03:49 AM

yeah.... classic story my dad told me that..... nice to read again thanks...

tyler. · 05-03-2006, 04:19 AM

old , but still funny

u-Bob · 05-03-2006, 05:24 AM

hehe

Furious_Female · 05-03-2006, 05:24 AM

2HousePlague · 05-20-2006, 03:48 AM

2hp

RayBonga · 05-20-2006, 03:51 AM

That's a classic.

What I love about the joke is that if some bitch is dumb enough to believe a frog would fuck her then she would also believe the guy from the shop was teaching it

Wilbo · 05-20-2006, 03:55 AM

05-02-2006, 09:28 PM	#1
RainMailer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland Posts: 826	Frog Sex A young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to follow its training. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog, and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed! and quite upset at this point! She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time." __________________ harbinc at gmail dot com

05-02-2006, 09:29 PM	#2
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05-20-2006, 03:51 AM	#14
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	That's a classic. What I love about the joke is that if some bitch is dumb enough to believe a frog would fuck her then she would also believe the guy from the shop was teaching it

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