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graphicdude 05-19-2006 04:17 PM

Whoa crazy man! Brings that old saying to mind to remember difference between the coral snake which is poisonous and the king snake which is not. "Red touches yellow will kill a fellow, red touching black will scratch you Jack."

lazycash 05-19-2006 04:42 PM

Would have been interesting had you been swimming when it entered the pool.

i-Affiliate_com 05-19-2006 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks
eastern coral snake (venomous)
http://www.treasurebucks.com/pics/snake.jpg

You have a swimming pool?

czarina 05-19-2006 05:05 PM

I thought that it was if red touches black you better step back.

Tim 05-19-2006 05:06 PM

Watch out when cleaning the filter!

2HousePlague 05-19-2006 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina
I thought that it was if red touches black you better step back.

Red to black, venom lack.

2hp

TreasureBucks 05-19-2006 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i-Affiliate_com
You have a swimming pool?

water temp is 78 degrees right now :thumbsup

Spunky 05-19-2006 06:11 PM

Damn..I think you would find something else floating if I was swimming with that

MMR Blaze 05-19-2006 06:14 PM

The easy way to tell for sure if it is the venomous type is to pick it up and have it bite you. Let me know if you need any other advice.

MaddCaz 05-19-2006 06:15 PM

snakes on a plane

woj 05-19-2006 06:17 PM

50...,......

Quagmire 05-19-2006 06:19 PM

Snakes in a motherfuckin' pool.

Linkster 05-19-2006 06:32 PM

I have a lot of these in my back pond that tend to get up in the pool this time of year:
http://www.linkforsex.com/images/mocc.jpg

Cottonmouths/Water Mocc whatever ya call them in your area - they arent real confrontational - but they do have a nasty bite

I had a friend move into my pond that has definitely cut down on the population and is the only reason he was allowed to stay:

http://www.linkforsex.com/images/friend.jpg

He's gone from 3 ft long last year to a little over 4 ft this year so he's eating good :)

Jenny S. 05-19-2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo
Thats the worst part of living in Florida - snakes. :(

What about armies of old geezers invading Florida every Fall? Drugged out on heart medication, in big beige Cadillac DeVilles?

L0rdJuni0r 05-19-2006 06:40 PM

That snake looks cool but dangerous at the same time....

mrthumbs 05-19-2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague


Red to black, venom lack.

2hp


No it was: red to black and you never go back

OzMan 05-19-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague


Red to black, venom lack.

2hp

I follow the rule of "Don't fucking go near it if you don't have to"

It hasn't failed me yet. :thumbsup

mikesouth 05-19-2006 07:11 PM

The coral snake pictured there is actually pretty big for that species but no worries...as deadly as they are (and they are) the only people ever bit by a coral snake were handling them.

They are very shy of humans and prefer to stay away from us. Even stepping on one wont provoke a strike...

Linkster 05-19-2006 07:27 PM

mikesouth - thats the part that bothers me with the moccasins around here - they are always kicked back either sleeping or sunning and could give a shit less if you walk right next to them - but you step on their tail by accident they will strike - they get in my work shed all the time and I can usually just work on the table saw while they just watch - but fire up that vacuum cleaner and they get in a hissy fit :)

Waveu6410 05-19-2006 07:33 PM

i used to be a pool guy back in the day and i can't count how many snakes i found in skimmers. i really dislike them now

sniperwolf 05-19-2006 09:17 PM

whoa.. i love the colors, but then that's gonna scare the shit outta me when i see one.. oh i always thought of that when i'm under water...

Kiwigirl 05-19-2006 09:29 PM

Very scarey snake indeed however, it was fairly small.
I come from a country that doesn't have snakes and I don't like them at all!
The snake was in my pool and I wanted to smoke a ciggy and in order to do so comfortably I had to get rid of the snake. LOL
He really was small and that's probably why I had the balls to dispose of him.
Now if I had of known that the bloody thing was venomous I would not have gone near it. hahahaha

Empress_JoinRightNow 05-19-2006 09:33 PM

i like his color...

Degenerate 05-19-2006 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks
Nope, Kiwigirl scooped him up in the pool net and tossed him back in the woods.

Fuck that... kill the little demon.

fulyngu 05-19-2006 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz
snakes on a plane

:1orglaugh What a piece-o-shit idea for a movie THAT is!
'Snake in my pool' would be better...
Wait! What about: "Snake in my Britches"?
I can already see the trailer... :winkwink:

webcrawler 05-19-2006 10:07 PM

never liked snakes.

UtahSaints 05-19-2006 10:23 PM

brrr, those thinks cripmeout

tony286 05-19-2006 10:25 PM

my wife would run for the hills lol

PimpDaddyPants 05-19-2006 10:29 PM

A1R3K Tell me about the wolf spiders.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
shit thats crazy, fuck im moving back to cali.

i found a wolf spider in my house last week. its like living in the damn jungle down here.

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider051/DSC00279.JPG

For all those people who don't know what a wolf spider is. I'd be more afraid of this than that snake.

<---South Florida see shit all the time the size of hands up in corners of garages just sitting there the wolf spider is large spread down here.

gooddomains 05-19-2006 11:55 PM

nice snake you have

TreasureBucks 05-20-2006 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants
http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider051/DSC00279.JPG

For all those people who don't know what a wolf spider is. I'd be more afraid of this than that snake.

<---South Florida see shit all the time the size of hands up in corners of garages just sitting there the wolf spider is large spread down here.


Im pretty sure we get those all the time here.

We used to get them really bad, with new construction going on around us.

gangbangjoe 05-20-2006 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
Did it just narrowly miss Kandah by 3 inches?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

HpicAnn 05-20-2006 07:01 AM

Incredible!!! :upsidedow

Did you clean the pool after that?

u-Bob 05-20-2006 07:23 AM

I hate snakes.

Ross 05-20-2006 07:32 AM

Shit not what I wanted to see. I'm going to Florida in 18 days and I fucking hate snakes.

bu((aneer 05-20-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks
eastern coral snake (venomous)
http://www.treasurebucks.com/pics/snake.jpg


coral snakes are tiny, they can barely open their mouths wide enough to bite you!

E$_manager 05-20-2006 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks
eastern coral snake (venomous)
http://www.treasurebucks.com/pics/snake.jpg


a coral snake is very dangerous
she woildn'r come to you again?
Or someone throw it in your pool. Some revenge or something?

King Adam 05-20-2006 08:54 AM

Cool looking snake and it is poisonous for sure.

Red touches yellow - BAD
Red touches black - Not Bad

Jenny S. 05-20-2006 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants
For all those people who don't know what a wolf spider is. I'd be more afraid of this than that snake.

<---South Florida see shit all the time the size of hands up in corners of garages just sitting there the wolf spider is large spread down here.


Chill man, wolf spiders look scray but aren't poisonous, they are pretty big though. I am a Florida girl and like neither spiders nor snakes, but it ain't all that bad down here.
What really can kill you down here besides half blind old people in big cars are very small tiny spiders called brown recluses. They have a violin sign on their back and are only 1/4 inch long. If one of them suckers bites you you better go and see the doc, their venom makes your flesh rott.

webair 05-20-2006 09:47 AM

wow thats an extremely dangerous snake .. pretty though


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