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05-19-2006, 06:33 AM
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So I nearly got killed today...
My neighbor accidentally put a .44 Magnum round though my wall. It missed my head by three inches. It started in his bathroom, went through the mirror, went through the closet on the other side, blew through that closet door, traveled across his hallway, blew through our common wall, richocheted upward off my computer desk, and lodged in the doorframe.
Pix:   So I was playing World of Warcraft. I'm right handed. You can pretty much figure out where I was sitting. Bonus: Free new computer desk.  Where the round finally stopped. It hit the desk and ricocheted upwards, which is how it ended up at the top of the doorframe.  My neighbor's bathroom, where the shot originated. Check out the mirror. Something tells me he just forfeited his security deposit. Note the twin .50AE Desert Eagles, M-16 magazine, loose ammo, and .357 Magnum laying around like toys. Nice. The .44 Magnum he nearly killed me with is out of sight. He also owns a 5.56mm M-4 carbine, a Bushmaster 5.56mm AR-15, a Czech 7.62mm AK-47, a 7.62mm German G3, a Belgian 5.56mm FN-FAL, about half a dozen Glocks from 10mm on down, a .44 Automag, a Heckler & Koch MP5, and a Barrett Light Fifty .50 cal sniper rifle and a .454 Casull on order.  Me, wearing drywall shrapnel.  The manager is already starting eviction procedures against him. It is now safe to play Warcraft again.  |
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05-19-2006, 06:36 AM
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Holy shit! That will wake you up LOL
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05-19-2006, 06:36 AM
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you are so fuckling lucky you arent dead.
at first glance, looks like the idiot was playing clint eastwood in the mirror. god i can't believe that some people are allowed to purchase firearms. |
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05-19-2006, 06:40 AM
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Glad to hear your safe. Always wear your bullet proof now.
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05-19-2006, 06:42 AM
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05-19-2006, 06:43 AM
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what the hell is he doing with all them guns anyway?! |
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05-19-2006, 06:43 AM
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wow man, after closer look, i'd say you owe your life to that little desk. from where you posted the bullet ended up and where it came from, it looks like the desk defledted it upwards and into the door frame. if in fact that is the case, you're a lucky guy, if that shot had been just a half an inch higher the path of the bullet would have came straight at you. wheeeeeeeeew.
go buy lottery tickets. |
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05-19-2006, 06:45 AM
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You are very fortunate.
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05-19-2006, 06:46 AM
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Good to hear everything's ok
I'd wear a helmet and a vest if I had a neighbour like yours |
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05-19-2006, 06:47 AM
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Holy shit dude that is scary
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05-19-2006, 06:51 AM
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holy fuck, that is very scary.
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05-19-2006, 06:52 AM
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i wouldnt want to be the one who tells him hes being evicted, or be the landlord
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05-19-2006, 06:52 AM
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Jesus Kandah that is insane. Glad your OK for real.
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05-19-2006, 07:40 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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this is why I have 1911's . . I though very carefully about the neighboring apts before I picked up my guns . . .
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05-19-2006, 07:47 AM
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jesus christ
did you get to a safe locatioin in your game atleast/21??!?!?!?!?!
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05-19-2006, 07:47 AM
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Did you yell at him? Are you filing a police report?
Thats insane. |
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05-19-2006, 07:50 AM
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wow so u really gotto wear your bullet proof vest when playing wow huh.
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05-19-2006, 07:52 AM
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Never fails to impress me how guns find their way into the hands of Darwins.
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05-19-2006, 07:53 AM
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Wow bro that is some scary shit, glad you're okay.
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05-19-2006, 07:55 AM
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Arent you the guy that always says he wish guns were legal in your country?
Something tells me theres more going on here. Ive seen you post several times about guns if im not mistaken and i noticed a little gun obsession going on. I doubt its coincidence your neighbour has all these guns. And you are the perfect example what happens when people have guns. |
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05-19-2006, 07:56 AM
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And the funny thing is i bet your neighbour told everybody he is a 'responsible gun owner" just like all other gun owners always say. Accidents never happen to them.
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05-19-2006, 07:57 AM
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FUcking idiots with their guns. Especially in sweden. Wtf you need it for?
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05-19-2006, 08:00 AM
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Wow you are damn lucky that didn't hit you..
So this begs the question if you die in real life do you die in your game?
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05-19-2006, 08:13 AM
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Shit, this is fucked up
You are lucky to stay alive!!!
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05-19-2006, 08:15 AM
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Fuuuuck close one.
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05-19-2006, 08:22 AM
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Holy crap! You definitely have a guardian angel on your shoulder (the right one
 )I could never live in an apartment. This is an extreme example why. |
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05-19-2006, 08:33 AM
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WTF!
I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures.... http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1 Or maybe it is you... |
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05-19-2006, 08:35 AM
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Hahaha didnt i say more was going on and mention a gun obsession... God how pathetic. I just knew something was up with this post. |
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05-19-2006, 08:37 AM
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wow, how responsible gun owner your neighbor is
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05-19-2006, 08:37 AM
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05-19-2006, 08:38 AM
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fucking mental - are you sure it wasn't attempted murder if it was you??
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05-19-2006, 08:47 AM
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05-19-2006, 08:48 AM
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wow damn thats nuts
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05-19-2006, 08:48 AM
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 Are budweiser and US army shirts popular in Sweden?
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05-19-2006, 08:49 AM
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Wow, that bullet went far!!! Lucky you!
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05-19-2006, 08:49 AM
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Read the thread you cocknballs.
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05-19-2006, 08:50 AM
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but i still dont know if he's a normal webmaster making money in this biz trolling here either for fun or to "brand" himself or just a typical troll (more a surfer than a webmaster )
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05-19-2006, 08:52 AM
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Well all i know about him he has a gun obsession...which clearly shows once again in this thread. |
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05-19-2006, 08:54 AM
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holy shit dude that is some crazy ass shit
some serious guns that dude has are guns legal in sweden?
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05-19-2006, 08:54 AM
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Bulletproof jackets are illegal here in Sweden plus you are not allowed to have a loaded gun unless on the shooting range. IF it is him then his neighbor would face much more than just "eviction procedures"  |
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05-19-2006, 08:56 AM
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mmm yeah!
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haha omg thats fucking nuts! jesus christ haha just thank god your not hurt man holy fuck.. good story to tell your buddies at least.
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05-19-2006, 08:57 AM
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holy shit thats crazy, youre truly lucky to be alive
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05-19-2006, 08:58 AM
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Read the whole thread before posting, please
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05-19-2006, 09:03 AM
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wow, unbelievable. talk about a bad neighbor
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05-19-2006, 09:07 AM
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wtf? for real? That is just crazy!!
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05-19-2006, 09:10 AM
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ahahha kandah owned himself
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05-19-2006, 09:11 AM
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so how do you feel now kandah being exposed as another wannabe board hero
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05-19-2006, 09:18 AM
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Kandah why? Why?
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05-19-2006, 09:24 AM
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Hahaha! Interesting fictional story regardles
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