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Old 05-19-2006, 06:26 AM   #1
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It's true I can Not Lick My Elbow...

Weird and Interesting facts

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs....but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Women blink nearly tw ice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

All polar bears are left handed.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A penny costs 2 cents to make but is only worth 1 cent.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.


Yes I tried and can't do it
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:27 AM   #2
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interesting facts
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:29 AM   #3
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Lmao yeah I tried too...and couldn't.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:30 AM   #4
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hahaha
i said that in a post the other day and a few tried it haha
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:31 AM   #5
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Cool Reading :D
Thanks for sharing :D
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:40 AM   #6
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

lol the elbow thing is always a good one as well
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:48 AM   #7
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I tried not to try, but i cant help it. I cant lick it.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:50 AM   #8
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There's a few I know that aren't facts which kinda leads me to not to believe the rest. I'm sure some of those are facts, but lists that have 50/50 fact and fiction might be funny, but annoying.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:52 AM   #9
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i can lick my elbow, i'm a misfit
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:57 AM   #10
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I tried to fold 5 different sizes of papers and I can't really fold it more than 7times.
I can't also lick my elbows.LOL
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Old 05-19-2006, 07:47 AM   #11
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I tried that paper thingie as well, lol
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Old 05-19-2006, 07:55 AM   #12
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Some goodies there!
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Old 05-19-2006, 07:59 AM   #13
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LMAO @ the 100 dipshits that choke to death on ball point pens
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:26 AM   #14
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:40 AM   #15
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I tried to make my son lick his elbow, he can't so I know I can't! lol
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:43 AM   #16
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:46 AM   #17
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A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why

mythbusted.. by.. mythbusters
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:50 AM   #18
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I tried to lick my elbow
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:01 PM   #19
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Anyone get a Elbow lick yet ??
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:11 PM   #20
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I do not believe this..
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:14 PM   #21
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:03 PM   #22
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Some pretty kewl fact toids
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:18 PM   #23
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Damn it, I am so close to licking my elbow it's not funny. I can lick the side of the tip. Some one help push my head and my elbow at the same time and I bet I can do it!
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:35 PM   #24
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That's awesome! I cannot lick my elbow! Thanks for a good laugh Ram!
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