Am I lucky

or what?

not lucky yet, keep tryin

hehehehe

fuck miss it this time

anyone catch the Australia v Greece game? world better look out!

I am feeling lucky 2!!! :pimp

just keep postin, youll get it, and a big shout out to Plug in Feeds!

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi! :thumbsup

haha, go born, show your support for the green and gold

it's impossible not 2!! :D

i know what you mean, going to th game anyone?

I will be there in spirit! lol

spirit is good enough, at least they know that!

very true!! I will be workin and watching the game on tv with the other eye! lol

you always seem to be working!

I have a lot of catchin up 2 do & the idea hasn't even nearly run dry! :pimp

a little surfing accident isnt enough to stop born!

damn straight! bigger n better than eva!!!! :pimp

in more ways than one!

save it or peeps will start saying we need a room!! lol

not this lifetime hahaha

You guys need a room ? :1orglaugh

now were are on the same page! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh now that's funny! :1orglaugh

haha, yeah right, anyone got any jokes?

I like to bump this thread :)

lol I thought you had the jokes!!! :1orglaugh

Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

A: wave at him.

this thread deserves many bumps! :pimp

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:1orglaugh Rough landing.

This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

hahah, if i had a dollar for every time that happened!

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.
The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"
"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey.
"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."

Nice one :thumbsup

ive heard that one before, still a classic

This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.
Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.
About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."
"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.
The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."

thanks! :thumbsup as long as they make you laugh!! :1orglaugh

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