damn...a brotha wakes up to hear this shit about aaron?...thats some crazy bullshit...hang in there bro becauase TJ aint no joke...u should have come with us back to the hotel...

this is some hysterical shit to be readin at 5am

This sucks ass if it is true.

If it is not, he we go in my best ManuChau voice:
"Welcome to Tijuana... "

This must win some award for stupidest thing to ever do..

1. Carry loads of cash to basically a 3rd world country.
2. Attempt to pull a semi automatic rifle off a federale.

Anyone that has ever been to Tijuana knows that for $1,000 you could have the whole friggin city. It would be like bringing a wad of cash to the city dump. How many ceramic Bart Simpson banks can you buy? Im sure they repainted all the old Batman banks to red and sell them as Spiderman banks..

Strip clubs down there are soo dark cause the girls all have penises.. believe me.. the money it will take to get him out of jail will be relative to the amount of money he was carrying..

Tijuana is not a fun place to be in jail.. even worse if they think you have money..

Best of luck getting him out..

<chicklets... chicklets..chicklets..>

STAY OUT OF TIJUANA! You may as well send in Johnny Rambo..

I find this story hard to believe, cuz anyone who has ever spent any time with Aaron knows that he wouldn't carry any large amounts of cash with him, especially in Mexico.

I think this sounds a little cooked up.

If its true, he wins the "what the fuck were you thinking?" award.

If its not true, then you've all been had yet one more time by the master of pranks, AaronM.

LS

Dude! Aaron and Jamie called me yesterday around noon wanting me to go to TJ with them, I said no for some crazy reason because I had some shit to take care of. So I end up getting my shit done and leave for a bit. I get back in and check my messages...

"Hey this is Aaron and Jamie, we're getting out of this hell hole called Mexico. Dude! I almost got fuckin' arrested! There are cops everywhere with guns and fucking machine guns! We're running away!"

Anyway, it was something like that. Aaron was talking SO fucking fast it was hard to understand the bastard.

Oh! And he DOES have pictures!

damn man..that camera ads at least 50 pounds to me..sheesh!!....Aarons one funny guy when hes drunk...we spent most of the night chasing skirts and mingling with the public...i officially dub Brian's 1st floor corner next to the door Aarons GFY corner...Addidas and Jamie know what im talkin about!

Fuck, I'll read the whole thread before posting next time.

2 things I can do here:
1)I don't know him,so if it is true i can still laugh so ummm LOL
2)This is complete bullshit and I can laugh at the fact people are buying in to it so ummm LOL


KINGS BAAAAAABY!!!

:eek7

Aaron has 7K

About twenty years ago a friend of mine went to TJ. He was mugged by two cops. They took all of his money, checked his drivers license to see where he was from, and returned him enough money for gas to get back home.

Instead of quietly leaving TJ he went to police headquarters and reported what happend. When he was laughed at and basically told to shove off; he became somewhat belligerent and they put him in jail. He stayed in jail for more than six months, no charges, no court, and one day was just released to a Mexican attorney who had been hired by his family. His family had hired the Mexican attorney to pay off the powers that be.

I don't know if TJ justice is any different today. I doubt it.

That definitely sucks. I talked to Aaron Saturday evening at the party. He was pretty toast I, think everyone was having a good time. We went to TJ all day Sunday as well... what a horrible place to be in Jail. Any news yet???

Addidas looks like a wookie!
Who is that guy?

Well I hope he can hold him own.. I stayed in a mexican jail for 3 weeks, I fought every day, sometimes 3 times a day.. It so fucking draining to be in there!

You can even fucking sleep... It's a dirty stinking place, and no one plays fair in there, not even the gaurds..

If you cant fight in a mexican jail then your ass is toast. 3 weeks was like 1 year in the real world, and it took $12k USD to get me out.

I hope somone can pull some strings for him, because it took those 3 weeks for them to even set a ammount of money!

Its no bullshit in there!!

I totally agree with you on this one:)

I know im black..but am i really that black?? I mean sheesh,looks like my fuckin sweatband is floating in air...

Thanks BONE!

:321GFY

"Mexico is is not a bad simply because it is oppressed, Mexico is simply a bad place." - Charles Bukowski

Do you fold or crumple?

ADIDAS gets a DVD player - cool!

I always saw him as a Jedi type, not a wookie. I am more of a wookie, but I'd flip to the Dark Side in a heartbeat - so would that make me a Sith?

ps
ADIDAS has a huge collection of kick ass MP3s. He made the day go by faster. Cool dude!

***UPDATE***

Hey I just got off the phone with Aaron's sister.

They got to see and abogado(attorney) and he said that it will be rough to get him out. And expensive! This sucks! I tried to head down there to see what I could do whether it was take him food or some clothes or something and the cops wouldnt let anyone see him!

Mexico is not somewhere you wanna fuck around! And hopefully when he gets back home he will remember!!!

haha nice pics! gj!!

obviously you have never been to Mexico. They may have wanted to shoot Aaron, but the fact of the matter is that the Federales are responsible for buying their own weapons and ammo.

Nobody in their right mind (sorry Aaron) will push the issue to see if a soldier's semi-automatic is loaded or not, so ammo is a low priority item.

If you ever watched The Andy Griffith Show, and remember Barney, the deputy, you will recall that Andy only rarely gave Barney ammo for his revolver. Pretty much the same thing in Mexico. Of course, then there is always the issue of the firing pin, which are very pricey down there. So they use the butts of their weapons to beat their prisoners into submission.

There are very few instances of cops and soldiers actually shooting anyone. Usually just beat the crap out of them and throw them in a cell with 100 other poor fools. When you get out depends entirely on how much money they "think" you can come up with.

When they bust you carrying $7,000 in cash, they know you are big time, and they are going to hold out for mucho dinero. :(

While normally I would agree with you, I spent Friday with him and Jamie in downtown LA, where Aaron was trying to get the finishing touches to his ensemble for the Player's Ball.

Now, I have to say, fine clothing and jewelry like what he was trying to cop off the crack addicts in the alley off Santee St can be a little pricey. I almost feel responsible, as I assured him he could find a better deal on that diamond encrusted Rolex in TJ.

I guess it would have been cheaper in the long run to have just stayed shopping around in LA, but it was getting dark, and I only had one extra clip with me.

Sorry Aaron . . . . . hey Jamie, when I told you that you would have no problems getting back across the border, I meant as long as you were not arrested . . . ..DOH!

k I'm pretty sure this is bullshit now...baddog isnt good at convincing anymore lol....somebody got a dvd player out of this so good job...

well, I am not sure what I said that you do not believe, but everything I said is true, and I believe someone here can even verify the alley off Santee St, since Aaron called them on his cell to verify what cross street (between 8th and 9th)

and anyone that has stood out front of Hussong's waiting to get in can verify the part about whether or not the weapons are loaded.

You dont mess with the federales.........period!!

is thsi shit for real? aaron makes it fun to read this bored. with him in jail then gfy will not by as entertaining.

I can tell you its VERY real!

I feel bad that I cant do anything to help out!

oh, but there is. I went to church today, and lit a candle for him :1orglaugh

I contacted the mexican embassy on this side as well as the american embassy on that side and they both say about the same thing, have to go to court and see it thru. problem is that could be weeks!

trying to help seeing how close I am to TJ!

Someone want to explain why he tried to steal a gun in the first place?
Seems fucking stupid to see 5 federales holding guns and you try and swipe one.

He wasn't trying to steal a gun. Reread the thread. He wanted to see the gun.. laid his hands on it and the guy flipped out. The asshole push Aaron up against the window and start going through his pockets stealing $7,000.

Aaron is FUCKED! I'm waiting on Boneprone to give us the latest news. He's been talking with Aarons sister to resolve the situation.

This is priceless....in case Aaron doesn't make it out alive, I already submitted this story to the Darwin Awards people to see if we can at least get him some posthumous recognition.

Poor bastard...he's gonna look worse than this guy when they find the body :Oh crap

http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg

For the love of GOD why would you show us this?

Ok, that's it...No more eating before hitting this board! :disgust

Fuck, we need to round up a posse and go bust his ass out of prison. SNOW can supply us with some guns, a couple of my Navy buddies will do the same. I can get a full sized van to load everyone up in. This WILL work, we just need some cash to pay off customs once they see our loot.

Anyone willing to help save Aaron, give me a call by Wednesday. This weekend the real shit will hit the fan. I saw this work on the Cartoon Network once. If Phil and Lil can bail out Tommy, I have no doubt that a van load of crazy fuckers can bail out Aaron.

Who's with me?

Hell I am in, if you promise I can kick some mexican ass, Aaron will just be a bonus in this "mission"