Here's a few more:


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


You made me so nervous that I forgot my usual pickup line.


It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one that tripped me.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Excuse me I'm lost, where's the street "I love you"?

Quick baby lets fuck before I decide I don't like you now

hey baby lets go back to my place and order a pizza and fuck (after reaction) WHAT you don't like pizza???

was your dad a thief cuz he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes

Read the tag on her shirt when she say what go OH NOTHING seeing if you were made in heaven

damn baby I wanna fuck you crosseyeded

if that the new red lipstick?? that would look great as a ring around my cock

do you got any ( nationallity) in you??? when no...WANT SOME??

I forgot my phone number can I have yours

If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together

know what the best sound a woman an make after sex?? what? ( make a swollowing sound) { i get the funniest reactions)

scary voice: If you scream I'll fucking kill you!

when there's 2 girls standing in a club walk up to the ugly one....ask her if
she'd like to dance. Surely she'll say yes to which you reply. Fuck off then
so I can have a chat with your hot friend.

ditto about men :winkwink:

Pick up lines are cheesy

:1orglaugh sick but funny as fuck

i forgot my best lines suddenly

Is there a keg in your back pocket cause i just got the urge to tap your ass

I just cut to the chase and say "Wanna Fuck?" You either get slapped or you leave with her immediately, but at least you won't waste your time.

your parents must be retards because your so special.

Your a dirtly little whore..... Suck my cock.

are people actually using pick up lines?

i am serious....

love it! funny stuff!

Not trying to be 2 foward, but I think you are very attractive. Heres my number, if you ever want to go out, get some coffee, a bite, maybe a drink, give me a call.

"My true passion is working with retards."

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2hp

If you see a girl that looks annoyed because some loser is trying to put the move on her then casually walk up to the two of them and don't say a word but start sniffing.

One of them usually says "What?" to which you reply... "Smells like bullshit to me!" At that point you've saved the girl and shown her you have a sense of humor also. :thumbsup

Caution: Don't try this if the guy looks like he could whip your ass!:Oh crap


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Have you ever used that? :winkwink:

Get real it's o6 , ducktape is the answer.:1orglaugh

lol
some of them are funny like hell:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"

:1orglaugh

good shit!~ :thumbsup

Hey, check it out, I just won the Powerball Lotto.

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all you have to do is go into a bar and walk down the bar tapping chicks on the head saying "duck, duck, duck, duck" and when you get to the drunkest one with the phattest ass you grab her ass and yell "GOOSE!"