Do you prefer FleshLight or the real thing?

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  • pussyluver
    Clueless OleMan
    • Mar 2003
    • 11009

    #1

    Do you prefer FleshLight or the real thing?

    The first 10 reasons in favor of FleshLight

    FL never has a headache
    FL doesn't whine and bitch
    As long as you keep it clean, doesn't smell fishy
    You don't have to take FL out to diner
    FL won't tell if you go soft
    You can fart when using FL
    Works if your str8 or gay
    Ya can have as many FLs as you want
    FL can save you from a messy keyboard
    FL won't laugh at your small cock
  • Basic_man
    Programming King Pin
    • Oct 2003
    • 27360

    #2
    LOL

    Never had the chance to try a Fleshlight!
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    • pussyluver
      Clueless OleMan
      • Mar 2003
      • 11009

      #3
      FL won't give you herpes. Be sure not to share your FL!

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      • pussyluver
        Clueless OleMan
        • Mar 2003
        • 11009

        #4
        Originally posted by Basic_man
        LOL

        Never had the chance to try a Fleshlight!
        Give it a try! The best investment you'll make!!!

        http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55016

        I'd shoot a webmaster link up, but it is still invite only. Hit Juicy up and reference my affiliate ID.

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        • WDchris
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 612

          #5
          vote for Ramos.

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          • Screaming
            I can change this!!!!!
            • Feb 2004
            • 18972

            #6
            wow but there are lot of things a flesh cant give u but i guess you arent after those things huh

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            • stickyfingerz
              Doin fine
              • Oct 2005
              • 24984

              #7
              Depends. If its the kind of girl that flops you on your back and fucks your cock like a fat woman after the only sandwich on a deserted Island, then the real thing is better.

              Buy a Fleshlight today! Watch this video of Vanilla Devile playin with one with her titties out!!

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              • Lance69
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 2266

                #8
                Gonna have to get one and do some research...
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                • Ramos2
                  Custom User Title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 11927

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pussyluver
                  The first 10 reasons in favor of FleshLight

                  FL never has a headache
                  FL doesn't whine and bitch
                  As long as you keep it clean, doesn't smell fishy
                  You don't have to take FL out to diner
                  FL won't tell if you go soft
                  You can fart when using FL
                  Works if your str8 or gay
                  Ya can have as many FLs as you want
                  FL can save you from a messy keyboard
                  FL won't laugh at your small cock

                  The best part is that if your interested in working together, Iwould be glad to let you test a few out.

                  if your a current affiliate email me, you need a fleshlight!

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                  • pussyluver
                    Clueless OleMan
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 11009

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Screaming
                    wow but there are lot of things a flesh cant give u but i guess you arent after those things huh
                    Well sure. Herpes, HIV, clap, othr rashes I can't spell.

                    A FL doesn't leave a wet spot (if your careful)

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                    • potter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 6559

                      #11
                      fleshlight for sure

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                      • pussyluver
                        Clueless OleMan
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 11009

                        #12
                        Thought for sure a GFY babe would cum in the thread and slap me around a bit

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                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009

                          #13
                          Originally posted by potter
                          fleshlight for sure

                          Maybe I should have made this a poll???

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                          • HouseHead
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 5539

                            #14
                            Cant go wrong with pussy
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                            • Scott McD
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67798

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pussyluver
                              You can fart when using FL
                              True dat...


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                              • Burridge
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 1186

                                #16
                                i prefer a sock with a jelly.
                                NYC

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                                • World Expert Internet Service
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 513

                                  #17
                                  may i askk how a fleshlight is cleaned?

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                                  • Hollywood Horwitz
                                    Porn To ROCK!
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 4357

                                    #18
                                    you can modify your FL to look exactly how you want..
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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94741

                                      #19
                                      Never tried a fleshlight...

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                                      • Theo
                                        HAL 9000
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 34515

                                        #20
                                        fleshlight representative

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                                        • Theo
                                          HAL 9000
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 34515

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sexgod
                                          may i askk how a fleshlight is cleaned?

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                                          • Ramos2
                                            Custom User Title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 11927

                                            #22
                                            bump for free fleshlights
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                                            • pussyluver
                                              Clueless OleMan
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11009

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Burridge
                                              i prefer a sock with a jelly.
                                              Poor man's FleshLight

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                                              • Spunky
                                                I need a beer
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133986

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Ramos
                                                bump for free fleshlights
                                                I'll take one

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                                                • pussyluver
                                                  Clueless OleMan
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 11009

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                  Never tried a fleshlight...

                                                  Here's my link if you wanna buy one:

                                                  http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55016

                                                  Checkout the site -- specials on multiple units. They come in different colors and sizes. I'm thinking ultra tight!!!!

                                                  Another cool one is the concealed in a beer can look.

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                                                  • pussyluver
                                                    Clueless OleMan
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 11009

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sexgod
                                                    may i askk how a fleshlight is cleaned?
                                                    Just rinse in warm water and your all set for the next use. There is a vedio on use at the website:

                                                    http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55016

                                                    I think it would be a cool toy for when your lady is having her period.... She could stroke for ya!

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                                                    • MaddCaz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 9483

                                                      #27
                                                      this is a horrible, horrible question

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                                                      • Ramos2
                                                        Custom User Title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 11927

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MaddCaz
                                                        this is a horrible, horrible question
                                                        LMFAO
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                                                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 16502

                                                          #29
                                                          my fiance is a nympho, i don't need a fleshlight

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                                                          • Dagwolf
                                                            President of Canada
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 23141

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by LOL :D
                                                            my fiance is a nympho, i don't need a fleshlight
                                                            If true, that will change.
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                                                            • cool1
                                                              sex is good
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 24939

                                                              #31
                                                              Fleshlights are great, I like that it never say no

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                                                              • Ramos2
                                                                Custom User Title
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 11927

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by cool1
                                                                Fleshlights are great, I like that it never say no
                                                                My buttlight said no last night, so I used a mouth light
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                                                                • pussyluver
                                                                  Clueless OleMan
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 11009

                                                                  #33
                                                                  A FL makes that perfect Bridal Shower or Bachelor Party gift!

                                                                  FL stops unwanted pregnancies

                                                                  Is it true Bill Clinton used a FL when having phone sex with Monica in the Oval Office?

                                                                  Fertility clinics could use FL to collect sprem samples

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                                                                  • Ramos2
                                                                    Custom User Title
                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                    • 11927

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                    A FL makes that perfect Bridal Shower or Bachelor Party gift!

                                                                    FL stops unwanted pregnancies

                                                                    Is it true Bill Clinton used a FL when having phone sex with Monica in the Oval Office?

                                                                    Fertility clinics could use FL to collect sprem samples

                                                                    we have one you stick on the wall in the shower and bang the hell out of it

                                                                    will be available soon
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                                                                    • Ramos2
                                                                      Custom User Title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 11927

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • reynold
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 51271

                                                                        #36
                                                                        fleshlight is the best alternative when you want to be sexually satisfied but nothing beats the real thing.

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                                                                        • tony299
                                                                          lurker
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 57021

                                                                          #37
                                                                          they both have pros and cons lol

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                                                                          • pussyluver
                                                                            Clueless OleMan
                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 11009

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by reynold
                                                                            fleshlight is the best alternative when you want to be sexually satisfied but nothing beats the real thing.

                                                                            She has bad cramps tonight. Therefore, there will be no real thing

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                                                                            • ANAL PASTE
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 9070

                                                                              #39
                                                                              If Ramos will ever send me one I will post my results.
                                                                              SEE YOU IN VALHALLA, BRO

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                                                                              • madawgz
                                                                                8.8.8.8
                                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                                • 30509

                                                                                #40
                                                                                i need to try and see what a fleshlight feels like
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                                                                                • Ramos2
                                                                                  Custom User Title
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 11927

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by ANAL PASTE
                                                                                  If Ramos will ever send me one I will post my results.
                                                                                  Email Me

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                                                                                  • Ramos2
                                                                                    Custom User Title
                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 11927

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                    i need to try and see what a fleshlight feels like
                                                                                    Email me
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                                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 58202

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I know I love my fleshy


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                                                                                      • Ramos2
                                                                                        Custom User Title
                                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                                        • 11927

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                        I know I love my fleshy
                                                                                        he is about to go MAINSTREAM
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