Larry gets home late one night, and his wife,
Linda says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo"."A tattoo?"
she frowns. "What kind of a tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,"
he says proudly. "What the
hell were you thinking?" she says,
shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would
an accountant get a hundred
dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "
Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow,
and two; once in a while I like to play with my money,
three; I like how money feels in my hand and
lastly; instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and
blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Linda says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo"."A tattoo?"
she frowns. "What kind of a tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,"
he says proudly. "What the
hell were you thinking?" she says,
shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would
an accountant get a hundred
dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "
Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow,
and two; once in a while I like to play with my money,
three; I like how money feels in my hand and
lastly; instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and
blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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